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After studying his temporarily human ass off for 2 years, Bill sets out to return home to the second dimension’s embrace. When his whole world falls apart, Bill, with the help of a new friend, adopts a new philosophy on life to cope with the loss. Meanwhile his relationship with Ford and the introduction of a third party have left their relationship strained.
How will everyone cope with this curveball life has thrown them? Amazingly, I’m sure.
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- Part 2 of Course Corrected
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The Axolotl has been given an order to kill future interdimensional tyrant Bill Cipher before he can commit his first crime. They can’t bring themselves to do so.
Bill Cipher wakes up on a strange planet, in a strange body, right outside ‘Backupsmore University’ with a mission from God. He knows exactly what it is and no misunderstandings will happen whatsoever.
-Aka: a wordy excuse to write college Billford rivals to lovers
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- Part 1 of Course Corrected
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A short about a misnomer.
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“What’s it going to be? Both of us can lose our homes today, or neither of us can.”
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Sometimes life doesn’t work out the way you want. Sometimes people don’t ask the right questions, or react too slow and before they know it you’re gone.
Molly can’t accept that.
-AKA: AU where the McGees lost the house in Home Is Where The Haunt Is
Edit: on indefinite hiatus
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Fics compiled into a timeline of my fanon, so au fic illuminate isn’t included. Fics were written at different times for different purposes so there isn’t 100% accurate continuity between them but more so the general idea of a timeline.
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Not Diagnosed, Not Undiagnosed But A Secret, Third Thing (Peer Reviewed) by metaphor_cheese
Fandom: The Ghost and Molly McGee (Cartoon)
12 Jan 2023
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Collection of my fics focused on neurodivergent Geoff with a heavy focus on autism (because I do not have dyslexia). He’s autistic and dyslexic in everything i write these are just where it’s relevant to the story. Anachronistic
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Swap AU Stories by metaphor_cheese
Fandom: My Little Pony Generation 4: Friendship Is Magic (Cartoon 2010), The Ghost and Molly McGee (Cartoon)
30 Aug 2022
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Oneshots set in a swap AU where Molly is the ghost and Scratch is the human! Things have expanded massively from there lmao
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Ford eats Bill.
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03 Jan 2026
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Stan loses his hearing after escaping a Columbian prison, now he has to find a way back to the US and what to do for the rest of his life. Then he's hit by a car crossing the street, legally crossing the street too.
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- Part 8 of Whumptober 2025
- Part 1 of Deaf Stan
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02 Jan 2026
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Stan Pines goes to his brother's house hoping for a long-overdue reunion.
He doesn't get one.
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- Part 2 of this house says my name like an elegy
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31 Dec 2025
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Ford tried to slide back into who he was supposed to be, and found it didn't quite fit.
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Ford Pines left the concept of gender somewhere in the space between dimensions.
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31 Dec 2025
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Stanford Pines never pictured himself as a father, least of all like this. Unfortunately for him, his reckless pursuit of the strange and unusual was bound to alter him one way or another permanently. When a bloody lab accident makes him an incubator for a pair of hybrid shape shifters, Ford's priorities are called into question. In a very unusual situation with few options, Ford is left juggling the intense stress on his body with Bill's demands. Unfortunately for Bill and Ford's future, once Ford meets his new offspring, it soon becomes clear that there are things that matter more to him than fame and fortune.
The newest rewrites are Chapter 10 - Loving Devotional to Chapter 15 - The Devil's touch. I also recently added a new prologue, Chapter 1 - An Average Morning
⸸ = graphic violence
♡ = sexual or fetishistic contentBookmarked by metaphor_cheese
29 Dec 2025