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When faced with an upcoming family vacation, Jiang Cheng invites Nie Huaisang, an old friend from summer camp who he hasn't properly spoken to in years, along as his pretend boyfriend. It's supposed to be a win-win situation: Jiang Cheng gets someone there who will have his back amidst family members and in-laws who have made their disdain clear and gets his parents off his back about his lack of love life, and Huaisang gets a week away from the city, his brother's knife company, and the reminder that his brother is in jail for a violent crime. Neither of them expect to catch feelings, but a lot can change over the course of a week at the Jiang family lake house.
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16 Sep 2026
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Every day means...No way! by LegendaryLover
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
27 Feb 2024
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Jiang Cheng had a problem. The strangest problem he'd ever had.
The question was, could he effectively resolve this issue without blowing up his relationship?Or: the fic where Jiang Cheng and Nie Huaisang navigate their contrasting sex drives.
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16 Sep 2026
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One Man Shift In The Weather by platinum_firebird
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Jul 2026
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As if Jiang Cheng's vineyard wasn't having enough problems, now fucking rats are eating his grapes! At Wei Wuxian's suggestion, he hires Nie Huaisang, who helps landowners clear out vermin with the assistance of his trusty falcon, Xiaohu.
As soon as Nie Huaisang steps among the grape vines, he can feel the cursed energy clinging to the land. If he wants any shot at a date with Wei Wuxian's cute brother, he's going to have to find the source of the curse...
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13 Sep 2026
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Airplane Fixes Everything! by thispatternismine
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Jun 2026
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He couldn’t change the past (he had written some time travel ideas into his notes, but even if they’d used them, they’d still run into the brick wall that was the System’s demands), and he couldn’t reveal the System’s existence, so ‘actually this is a story I wrote to pay rent and a mysterious entity is forcing us to run around in it like rats in a maze and it really really wanted you to go into the Abyss sorry’ was also off the table (so off the table that the System interrupted its status updates to flash up a big red warning window for even thinking about it).
So all he could do was mitigate the damage by taking the wind out of the protagonist’s sails.
By making Cucumber-bro as pathetic as possible! There was no glory in kicking a man while he was down, after all!
Due to a Without-A-Cure flare up, Shang Qinghua is sent to Jin Lan City in Shen Qingqiu's place. Shit, what do you mean the protagonist is back two years early? Okay, Shang Qinghua, think fast, & start talking!
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11 Sep 2026
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and blue as can be by Nonymos for galwednesday
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Feb 2025
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After years of frustrating service from Shang Qinghua, Mobei-Jun takes the opportunity to explore his servant's dreaming mind, hoping to finally find evidence of a plot to betray him.
What he finds is... not that.
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07 Sep 2026
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Bamboo Joints, Lingering Fragrance by Rinnu500
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Aug 2026
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Shang Qinghua had long grown tired, stuck in a loop were he'd always end up dead by the hands of Mobei Jun in the end.
On his newest loop, he decides to do things differently. Leaving the sect he'd grown to resent, he offers his scum villain the same choice.
The two end up friends, somehow, and later... well, something more.
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05 Sep 2026
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give me a call if you ever get desperate by gojouswidow
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Feb 2024
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“Well, this husband had a very long day hearing demonic requests and did not have a chance to eat or speak with anyone else present, let alone relieve himself. And this husband also does not want to stop intimate time with his husband…” Binghe trailed off, his expectant, eager eyes sending an arrow straight through Shen Qingqiu’s heart.
No way! No way was this going to happen! Shen Qingqiu was not going to let Binghe piss on him! “You have to promise that we will have a bath immediately after,” were the words that left Shen Qingqiu’s mouth instead of the resounding “no, Binghe,” he had been planning on responding. How were his brain and his mouth this disconnected?!
Binghe’s eyes lit up and he peppered Shen Qingqiu’s face with kisses. As red as his face was, Shen Qingqiu felt it grow even redder. This, this was why he’d said yes without even thinking. He would never be able to deny Binghe any happiness. Not even if it meant that he was going to be pissed on.
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Shen Qingqiu did not think he was going to be pissed on this morning. Things change very quickly when it comes to married life with Luo Binghe.
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24 Aug 2026
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The Edification of Shen Jiu by hazliee
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Sep 2026
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At that moment there was a knock on the door. “Madam, I’ve brought him.”
As the courtesan stepped inside with the boy at her hip, Shen Qingqiu finally understood why he was the one the Warm Red Pavilion called. The resemblance between himself and the child was uncanny. The vibrant green hue to his eyes, along with the jet black hair that was secured up with a red ribbon, reminded Shen Qingqiu of his own appearance. Although the boy was missing the sharp facial features hidden beneath stubborn baby fat, if the boy’s stare changed from one of curiosity to a harsher look, they could easily be mistaken as brothers. Or even worse—
“In order to ease the tension, I told the customer that Shen Yuan’s father was of most importance.”
Shen Qingqiu could laugh if he wasn’t simmering in irritation. They wanted him to claim a broken bastard child who wasn’t even his.
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23 Aug 2026
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simmering heat by tagteamme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Sep 2021
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Shen Qingqiu gets hit by a curse that is a little different than the hedonistic traps he and his husband normally fall victim to. In fact, it’s the opposite— in order to make it out of this curse alive, Shen Qingqiu must abstain from touching Luo Binghe.
This should be nothing more than a much-needed holiday for his old hips and waist, right?
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15 Aug 2026
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Worry Me Not by CherriChou
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Oct 2025
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But everything before the conference, he remembered perfectly well! He knew that he was the lord of Qing Jing Peak—though he couldn’t quite recall his discipleship or being appointed peak lord. He knew each and every one of the disciples he was master to, even if he struggled to remember small details like actually selecting them and bringing them onto the peak. He knew that he used to be a rather strict and harsh master—especially so with Luo Binghe—before he eased up and gradually became a bit more like the teacher he was nowadays. Even though he…couldn’t really remember…why he was so harsh…
Okay, so maybe Shen Qingqiu didn’t remember as much as he thought he did.
On the anniversary of the Immortal Alliance Conference, Shen Qingqiu forgets.
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15 Aug 2026
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airplane view of the self by Nonymos for galwednesday, wheelsauce, was_adamant
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 May 2025
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Airplane Shooting Towards The Sky gets a do-over.
Aha, that first go was pretty traumatic, but surely everything will be much easier this time! Surely the System won't mess it up for him! Right? Right?
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- Part 1 of AVOTS & Extras
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09 Aug 2026
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Mostly dead (slightly alive) by mor (mornin)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Nov 2024
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The north devours the weak; Shang Qinghua is no exception. When the curse takes him, he knows there's nothing that can save him.
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Peerless Cucumber refuses to let sleeping dogs lie (or sleeping Airplanes die). With Mobei Jun's assistance.
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09 Aug 2026
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The Scum Villain's Loss-Prevention Opportunity by stardust_falling
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Aug 2026
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After enduring years of torture at the vengeful hands of his former disciple, Shen Qingqiu, the once-proud lord of Cang Qiong Mountain’s second peak, has been reduced to nothing more than a lifeless husk. When at last he succumbs to his injuries, he readily welcomes his death, hoping that, finally, everything would at least be over.
But that wouldn’t be the case. Somehow, moments after his consciousness fades for the last time, he wakes up again.
Now, Shen Qingqiu finds himself over ten years in the past, when Cang Qiong Mountain was still the top sect of the cultivation world, Yue Qingyuan was alive and well, and the Demon Emperor Luo Binghe was no more than a fourteen-year-old disciple of Qing Jing Peak.
Shen Qingqiu has one goal— keep the past from repeating itself and make sure Yue Qingyuan doesn't meet the same fate.
But he runs into a few problems with his plan: Luo Binghe is somehow impossible to kill, and no matter how he tries to push him away, Yue Qingyuan still refuses to leave Shen Qingqiu alone.**On Hiatus, final season coming in early 2027**
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27 Jul 2026
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Kiss It Better by LegendaryLover
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
12 Jul 2026
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After a messy and unexpected breakup, college students Jiang Cheng and Nie Huaisang are left with no choice but to continue sharing an apartment together. Living with a total stranger could be awkward and difficult enough, but living with your ex? Pure torture.
Will these two manage to successfully co-habitate until the end of their lease?
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19 Jul 2026
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night of yearning by tagteamme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Feb 2021
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Luo Binghe develops a gap in his memory, one that is shaped specifically like Shen Qingqiu.
“Binghe, speak to this master,” Shen Qingqiu says firmly, and Luo Binghe gives him a strange look. Shen Qingqiu can’t place it and he leans forward, intending to get closer to see better. But the hand around his wrist instantly tightens to the point where it hurts, and Shen Qingqiu lets out a squawk of pain.“Binghe—!”
“Why do you keep calling me like that?” Luo Binghe returns, and Shen Qingqiu’s eyes widen at the way the words are devoid of any emotion. It is nothing though, compared to the force of what Luo Binghe says next. “Who are you?”
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16 Jul 2026
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Flesh And Blood by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 May 2026
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It’s screaming again. Shen Qingqiu lies unmoving in his bed, just listening to it for a long time. What wretched, heartbroken wails. It only stops for air, brief pauses as it fills up its lungs to screech it all out again, high and piercing. He put it in the sideroom to get it out of his sight, to try and muffle it, but it still feels as if it’s screaming directly into his ear. Not a soul on Qing Jing Peak must be able to rest with such a clamor.
Eventually, he does get up out of bed. It feels like dragging a corpse, his body aching and unwilling, still half torn apart from what he had gone through weeks ago. A pain so awful that it had felt like violation, torture. Almost nostalgic, really.
He opens the door to the sideroom, and it does somehow get louder. And there, in the little crib gifted (forced, snuck into his home while he was in labor) to him by Yue Qingyuan, is the infant. Shrieking, its voice ragged with unanswered despair, its little face screwed up hideously. It no longer looks red and shrunken all the time, but crying brings back that appearance.
It is almost always crying.
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Shen Qingqiu has made a life and he hates it, and hates it, and hates it.
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- Part 8 of Scum Villain Drabbles
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08 Jul 2026
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Lack of Appetite by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Jun 2026
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“... Come closer,” she finally says at the end, holding her hand out to him. “Let me inspect you.”
Shen Qingqiu hesitates - he has told no one where he went. If she were to pull some trick on him… But Madame Meiyin is well known for her palm readings, and she seems quite serious. Clutching Xiu Ya’s hilt tightly with one hand, he approaches and lets her take the other.
After a long moment, Madame Meiyin sobers even more, the last of her playful amusement fading entirely.
“Child, how are you even alive?” she asks him in horror.
Shen Qingqiu scowls, snatching his hand back from her. “This master did not come for a lecture. If you know what is wrong, then--”
“I most certainly know what is wrong,” she says. “You have been starving for your entire life!”
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Shen Qingqiu discovers something about himself; he would like a refund.
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- Part 40 of Scum Villain Drabbles
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08 Jul 2026
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What I Need Right Now Is Some Good Advice by buryyourgaydar
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Feb 2025
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Six months before the ascension of Cang Qiong Mountain Sect’s current Peak Lords, the System mysteriously glitches. This definitely has nothing to do with the recent pollen-fueled mission detour that Shang Qinghua can’t remember.
Right? Right?
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04 Jul 2026
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Impulse Control by CherriChou for SakuraPain
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Jun 2026
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Yue Qingyuan spotted him and smiled widely—which was already startling enough—and hurriedly made his way over to him. Mindful of the fact that they were in front of his disciples, Shen Qingqiu gave a respectful salute. “Zhangmen—”
“Xiao-Jiu, will you marry me?”
The entire field fell silent.
YQY has been drugged with something nefarious! He keeps saying all kinds of nonsense that he surely doesn’t actually mean, like complimenting SQQ and saying he wants to be near him and asking to…marry him…
Well. What’s SQQ supposed to do? Not take advantage while YQY is in such an exploitable state? It’s not like it’s real, anyway; once YQY recovers, he’ll surely take it all back.
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04 Jul 2026
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Secrets poison the heart (Wouldn’t it be lucky if you were forced to reveal them?) by Bastet_Fanwork
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Jun 2026
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This wasn’t the first time they had heard Zhangmen-shixiong accidentally call him 'Xiao Jiu', an affectionate nickname completely inappropriate for someone as harsh and unfriendly as Shen Qingqiu.
But it was the first time they’d seen their Sect Leader looking so... lost.
On his usually affable and composed face, they could see a raw vulnerability that no one would ever have associated with the man who, aged just twenty, had fought against Tianlang-Jun. The most powerful cultivator of their generation — the man who never needed to draw his sword to win — had fallen to his knees before a rude child who, in body and mind, was not even his Shidi at that moment.
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A peculiar artefact has arrived at Cang Qiong Mountain. A mirror that reveals the happiest memory of whoever looks in it.
Qi Qingqi intends to use it to expose Shen Qingqiu's depravity. But nothing goes as expected.Bookmarked by nonameslife
20 Jun 2026