ohsoexpendable
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Borne Away by the Waves by ohsoexpendable
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, LeATHERMØUTH, Bandom
04 Jul 2012
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He wouldn’t meet Frank’s eyes, so Frank leaned forward and practically growled into his ear, “C’mon, baby. All dressed up with nowhere to go.” He threaded the fingers of his other hand into Gerard’s hair. “Put that pretty mouth to good use.”
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- Part 2 of car!verse
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“You should pull over and blow me.”
Gerard turns, wide eyed, towards Frank.
“Wait, what?” he asks in disbelief.“You fucking heard me. Blow me, motherfucker. I’m horny as hell,” Frank says as he runs his hand under his own shirt and over his belly.
He’s getting dangerously close to his nipples when Gerard finally speaks. “No, dude. I’m driving.”
“I know that, shithead. That’s why I said to pull over first,” Frank growls as he starts pinching his nipple a bit.
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- Part 1 of car!verse
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"You can't eat cereal," Guillermo tells Nandor when he joins him at the back of the store.
Nandor holds up a box of Kellogg's Frosted Flakes and says, "The sexy tiger wants me to solve his puzzle. He is challenging me."
Guillermo studies the children's quiz on the back of the box.
"And how is that going?"
"I'll need a little longer in this establishment."
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Guillermo and Nandor hit the road. They try to talk about their feelings.Bookmarked by ohsoexpendable
11 Jun 2026
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“I don’t want to hear ‘I’m sorry.’ And I definitely don’t want to hear anymore whining for human food.” Guillermo perches on the mattress beside him, jostling Nandor until he’s forced to sit halfway up on his elbows. “It’s time for num nums.”
The air between them suddenly blooms with the unmistakable perfume of fresh, virgin blood.
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Guillermo finds a way to get Nandor to eat following The Wellness Center.Bookmarked by ohsoexpendable
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begging for you to take my hand by returnsandreturns
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
16 Nov 2021
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“I know of virtually no vampires who have actually turned their familiars,” she says, “but things are different between you and Nandor, obviously.”
“Obviously?” he asks.
“Well, he knows that you can and will absolutely fucking murder him,” she says, like she knows it for a fact. “So, you know. Fear is a motivator.”
“I would never. . .” Guillermo starts, then pauses before continuing, “Probably never do that.”
“Also, he’s in love with you which is probably relevant,” Nadja adds, like an afterthought, and Guillermo freezes.
“. . .he’s what?”
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20 May 2026
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something here will eventually have to explode by returnsandreturns
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
08 Nov 2021
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“Sometimes I think about opening your curtains,” Guillermo says, softly, “and waking you up at noon.”
He learned years ago that he can say anything he wants to unless Nandor is choosing to pay attention to him—and he typically isn’t. He can say things like I’m going to lock you in your coffin until you agree to turn me and I want you to do things to my body that I don’t even understand yet and I’ve never been in love before and it’s weird that it’s like this and Nandor won’t even flinch, won’t do more than say, “Hush with the muttering, Guillermo, I’m thinking about things that are far more important than you,” which has always felt like he took a page directly from what Guillermo assumes everyone thinks about him.
“. . .rude, Guillermo,” Nandor says, this time, turning to aim a sad look at him.
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