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Jin Ling is a young sect leader, whose sect and its members hide more secrets than he can ever begin to know. He learns one of those secrets on a sunny day in the Cloud Recesses.
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Whatever his father sees in A-Yuan's face he must approve of, as his father says, “Would you like to go for lessons?”
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Moments of vulnerability for the Breakfast Club crew.
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- Part 2 of Breakfast Club Poly
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Trevor meets Tracey, and immediately adopts her as his favourite.
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A quiet moment between two brothers.
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Vignettes and short stories from the Amethyst Tea House (seating by reservation only, menu available upon request, gratuity required for parties larger than one).
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20 Jul 2026
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Dorothy Kerr is finally old enough to take part in her town's fertility ceremony, where a male and female member of the community undergo trials until a King and Queen are chosen to ritually breed in front of all their friends and neighbors. Unbeknownst to her, her father Reuben is also in the running -- but the event's organizers wouldn't let a dad and daughter be matched up for public fucking, would they?
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18 Jul 2026
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The Hobbitess by yeaka
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
24 Mar 2015
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A retelling of The Hobbit, from the point of view of Ms. Bilbo Baggins, who travels with her loving dwarves to reclaim the Lonely Mountain and has many an erotic mishap along the way.
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08 Jun 2026
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Bilbo Baggins is not fond of company, and even less so of the company of children. Unfortunately, events conspire to force him into taking in two lost dwarf children with nowhere else to go. Eventually, their parents are bound to come for them, of that Bilbo is sure, and when they do, he'll be able to return to his quiet life.
Little does he know...
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02 Jun 2026
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In Carven Oak by bubbysbub for thebakerstboyskeeper
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
24 Dec 2016
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It's Yule time when Bilbo arrives back in the Shire- with a host of Dwarrow at his back, the sentimental lugs. Except now the assorted Aunts and Uncles have gotten quite the wrong idea in their excited interrogation, and he's stuck pretending that he's married a few of the hairy fellows.
If he could just get through the assorted required Baggins and Took social events without outing himself as a complete fibber or drunkenly attempting to kiss Dwalin and Thorin under the mistletoe, it may just be a Yule miracle.
Another attempt at writing a common trope fic that went completely off the rails.
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29 May 2026