pirate_script
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Crumbs & Crusts by pirate_script
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
31 Jul 2026
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A collection of scenes and conversation that, for one reason or another, did not make it into the main story.
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- Part 32 of Spideypool Makes a Sandwich
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Wade loves PBorJ Parker by pirate_script
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
24 Jul 2026
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Or Spideypool Makes a Sandwich: Abridged Version
It's like a coming-of-age disguised as a romance.
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- Part 31 of Spideypool Makes a Sandwich
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A PBJ with the crust cut off, specifically made with the 2012 Amazing Spider-Man Limited Edition Skippy and Grape Jelly (You are saying all the words I'm dreaming) by pirate_script
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
14 Feb 2026
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"After all, you are alive, so you will always have the chance to be happy. As long as the Sun, the Moon, and the Earth exist, everything will be all right."
Deadpool starts getting close with the Avengers. Spidey hates that.
They settle their differences.
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- Part 30 of Spideypool Makes a Sandwich
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The one that wins will be the one that hits the hardest (now leave me alone) by pirate_script
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
21 Jul 2025
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"But nothin' is better sometimes, once we've both said our goodbyes. Let's just let it go. Let me let you go"
Peter and Wade learn that things that burn bright don't burn for very long
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- Part 29 of Spideypool Makes a Sandwich
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And I don't want the world to see me ('Cause I don't think that they'd understand) by pirate_script
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
17 Jun 2025
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"Just know that if you hide, it doesn't go away"
If there’s some kind of afterlife, do you think my place is taken? The real me died like a hundred years ago. Is there still room for me? Is there a heaven full of redundant copies of the same people? Is there someone up there who'd call me an impostor? It's dumb luck, right? I woke up in the right body? I basically flipped a coin and if I had called the wrong side I'd be rotting away. (SOMA, 2015)
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- Part 28 of Spideypool Makes a Sandwich
Recent series
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Spideypool Makes a Sandwich by pirate_script
Fandom Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
31 Jul 2026
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Kind of a character study through the lens of Spideypool of a highly specific version of Peter (and Wade) I created in my head
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Where Wade yaps about love and change and Peter about identity and humanity- Words:
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- Works:
- 32
- Bookmarks:
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Every spider I kill, stays inside of my pocket by pirate_script
Fandom Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
18 Jun 2024
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Following the (mis)adventures of Jaskier the shit-shoveler through canon and non-canon
Title from Ginger by The Front Bottoms
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- Works:
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- 60