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“There you are”, Flint said relieved. “How do you feel?”
“Fine”, Silver said slowly. “I'm terribly sorry… but do we know each other?”
“Are you bloody joking?” Flint said flatly.
Silver gave him an apologetic look. “I'm afraid I'm quite serious. But I wouldn't mind rectifying it”, he added hastily, throwing in his most charming grin.
“Uhm”, Flint said intelligently.***
Silver gets injured, details get a little hazy , Flint gets flustered and Howell actually has the patience of a saint.
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sacred new beginnings by purrvaire
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
15 Jun 2023
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“Are you alright?”
Luke blinks hard - he’s not gonna cry in front of a stranger, he’s not - and looks up. His seatmate is staring at him. Vaguely, Luke recognizes him from the queue at the gate. He takes a deep breath. “Not so much, but for the purpose of this conversation, I will be.”
Which, in retrospect, didn’t make him sound like a sane person, but what the hell. His day can’t get any worse. His voice comes out higher than he expects and wobbles dangerously at the end of the sentence.
The man, bless him, looks momentarily puzzled but, instead of backing off and finding himself virtually whatever seat is affordable, he just shrugs, as if saying fair enough. He sits next to him and, after a moment of deliberation, offers him a tissue.
“I won’t judge, promise”, he says quietly, as if he’s talking to a spooked animal.
Luke holds the tissue between his fingers like a precious relic and, promptly, bursts into tears..
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.in which luke and din get dumped on the same weekend, meet on the plane and life is not a rom-com until it really, really is
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What We Do With Babies (no, seriously, what do we do now?) by purrvaire
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (2014), What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
17 May 2022
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“So… I mean, I won’t judge you guys, because you’re my mates and I won’t judge you. But how… how did you make him?” Nick asks, perplexed.
“We didn’t make him, you idiot”, Deacon snaps.
“We sort of stumbled across him”, Vladislav mutters.
“What’s his name?” Stu asks.
“We don’t know”, Viago shrugs. “They simply called him The Child or The Baby. I think Tilda mentioned “The Pest”.
“Now”, Deacon says, once he’s got the Child securely tucked on one arm. “How the fuck do we raise a child?”
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or sometimes a family is three idiot vampires, an adorable baby vampire, their werewolves boyfriends (even if one of them is still a work in progress) and the rest of the werewolf pack -
How We Romance in the Shadows (Tips and Suggestions) by purrvaire
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (2014), What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
19 Apr 2022
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"You see," Viago begins. "There's no proper etiquette when it comes to dating between werewolves and vampires."
He looks around sheepishly. "I mean it's not exactly forbidden…"
"But it is uncommon, that's true" Anton completes. "Probably because other werewolves didn't meet you, babe", he adds with a wink.
Viago giggles and ducks his head. "Don't be silly, dearest! Of course I've met plenty of werewolves, just didn't feel the need to date one of them before."
Anton smirks. "That's right. One and only."
"Cut the flirting", interjects Deacon from the other side of the room. "You're already together, for Someone's sake!"
or Viago and Anton navigate their relationship, Deacon learns to crochet, Vladislav is an unbothered king, the werewolves are not swearwolves but a bunch of unruly children and Tilda only wants some fresh gossip
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What We do with Love (and Werewolves) by purrvaire
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (2014)
10 Apr 2022
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“Hey bro, wanna go out?” Anton asks with the nonchalance that only wearing a leather jacket will give you.
“Yes, I’d like that very much!” Viago says, ducking his head and smiling.
From the other side of the room, Vladislav and Deacon glare insistently at the werewolf.
“You will treat him right”, Deacon grunts, waving his hands.
“Or we will impale you with a lampost”, Vladislav echoes menacingly. “It is a very painful punishment.”
“No one has to impale anyone”, Viago hurries to say.
Anton shrugs, not at all offended. His packmates would have said the same.
“Fair enough. I will have him back by four a.m.
or a year later, anton and viago tells the camera a love story, vlad and deacon are acting as protective siblings, nick makes twilight references and stu is being stu
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What We Do with Viago and Anton: A Love Story by purrvaire
Fandom What We Do in the Shadows (2014), What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
19 Apr 2022
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[Image ID: Charles lying on a large, plush bed, propped up against some pillows against the headboard, wearing only a pair of plain white briefs. His abs are on display, slick with sweat. On his stomach is a bright red dildo, his fingers brushing against the base. He’s staring directly into the camera, eyes smouldering.]
@charlesleclerc: Introducing my newest collaboration with LELO.
The entire collection combines my two favourite things: racing and coming first.
Everyone knows I’ve never been sensitive to bottoming, so this collection was carefully curated to include items that make you feel like you’re porpoising harder than the ground effect era Mercedes.
‘POLE’ is the first item in the collection, a 6-inch toy that will get you there faster than you can say lights out. Securing pole position has always been important on track … but it’s even more important off track. ‘POLE’ brings the climax of a race weekend to a whole new level, and I always come first. 💦
#LELO #LELOAmbassador #CharlesLeclercxLELO// Charles partners with a sex toy company. Max tries not to lose his mind and kill everyone in the paddock.
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26 Mar 2026
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dopo aver letto questa hanno droppato charles x vogue china con la breeding shirt e mi sono sentita come l'oracolo di delfi
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Max has had minimal sexual experiences in his life, and none of the Alphas he has been with have ever left him truly satisfied.
Charles may just be the one to change that for him.
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21 Mar 2026
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boomarkando per fine anno wrap per ricordare quella volta che ho proprio provato l'impulso di fumarmi una sigaretta post (quarto) orgasmo del mio amico max verstappen
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“He told me that some Alphas, they submit. He said that submissive Alphas like to be fucked. Like girls. Like Omegas. Fuck them enough, and they will become one. You can make them your bitch.”
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20 Mar 2026
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chimica del cervello alterata senza precedenti
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It was absurd. The whole thing was absurd. Charles was being unnecessarily cruel at this point.
Max's fingers hovered above the keyboard, cursor blinking in the reply field. He still didn't know what to say.
Dear Dr. Leclerc, how dare you?
Too honest.Dear Charles, what the fuck?
Too unprofessional.He deleted both attempts and leaned back in his chair, scrubbing a hand over his face.
or: Max Verstappen is the youngest chief trauma surgeon at Sacred Heart Hospital, Charles Leclerc is a neurosurgery resident about to finish his training. Max knew Charles would never leave this place, until he saw the email.
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16 Mar 2026
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qualcuno deve PAGARE per questo dove sono i miei AVVOCATI che sto PIANGENDO
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“I’m not so drunk that I don’t know what I’m asking you,” Max said.
Charles swallowed the lump in his throat. “Me either.”
“So, is that a yes?”
“Are you sure about this?” Charles asked instead, laughing unbelievably and shaking his head. “This is not something we do, mate.”
“It could be something we do,” Max said, grinning at him. His fingers flexed on Charles’ hip, and it did something weird to Charles’ brain. When he looked back on this moment later, he would blame Max’s big hand on his hip for what he did next.
Because for some reason... Charles kissed him.
He wasn’t sure why.
OR: the self-indulgent story of how Charles and Max fell in love over winter break 2022, in a classic Enemies to Friends With Benefits to Lovers fic that nobody asked for.