queer_drunk_dwarf
Fandoms
- Minecraft (Video Game) (1)
- Dream SMP (1)
- SMPEarth (1)
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public relations are my favorite crime by queer_drunk_dwarf for CatInTheVoid
Fandoms: SMPEarth
10 Nov 2025
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Fit and Phil lands themselves in a pickle.
Thankfully, they know just the thing to get out of it!
Techno wants to go to sleep.
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If I could wish for one thing, I’d take the smile that you bring by Cracksicle, queer_drunk_dwarf, SilverBell2005
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
28 Feb 2024
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Phil's life was rather good at the moment. Well as good as it can be with a dead wife, permanent knee injury, and a single small coffee shop to earn a living. Either way, things were going a bit too well leaving him to wonder what type of shit storm was about to come his way. Perhaps he should’ve kept his thoughts to himself because what he got was far worse than he ever imagined.
AKA Three crackheads banded together to write a Fic because there wasn’t enough Dark SBI with innocent Philza.
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Zoro’s not expecting to be summoned back to the palace while he's in the middle of his daily training, and he’s expecting even less to find not only his great uncle but also his grandmother waiting for him.
Bookmarked by queer_drunk_dwarf
18 May 2026
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After finally being freed from the secrets he'd carried for so long, all Sanji wants is to return to the chaotic normalcy of life with the Straw Hats. A trip to the northern reaches of Wano and an unfortunate run in with a man made of shadows ruins that by giving Sanji a new, more irritating inner demon.
Bookmarked by queer_drunk_dwarf
17 May 2026
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Zoro and Sanji make an X-rated bet. Shameless PWP.
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17 May 2026
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The last thing Sanji needs over Valentine's Day is a merman crashing in his bathtub, but that's what he's got, and now he has to deal with Zoro's weird obsession with figuring out the human holiday.
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Bookmarked by queer_drunk_dwarf
17 May 2026
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Sanji suspects Zoro's cheating on him. He couldn't be further from the truth.
Bookmarked by queer_drunk_dwarf
17 May 2026