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“Let me get this straight,” Kagome started. “I have to pretend to be your loving girlfriend of three years for one night, and I’ll get all the booze and food my heart desires, and you’ll pay for my cab and dress and everything?”
Inuyasha nodded, hyperaware of the woman standing in line behind him. His heart was beating so loudly, the pulse of it echoed in his ears.
With a flourish, Kagome grabbed at the still-empty cup with his name scribbled on it, and grinned. “You’ve got yourself a deal.”
Koga, his arch-nemesis, was a dick. Miroku, his best friend, was a lying liar. And now, Inuyasha needed a fake girlfriend for his office's holiday party. Wonderful.
Winner for Best Oneshot Fiction, Q3 2021, Feudal Connection Awards
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18 Jun 2026
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The Cock Tongue Incident by neilistic for sad_millennial
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Nov 2024
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Astoria and Draco Malfoy enjoy a typical pureblood marriage: they argue often, rage fuck occasionally, and spend most of their time prodigiously ignoring one another.
Hermione didn’t mean to get in the middle of all that, but when Astoria asks for her help one night after she and Draco get into a spot of bother during an argument, Hermione is forced to contend with her infatuation with Draco and the full frontal effects of a very naughty hex.
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19 May 2025
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nobody's son, nobody's daughter by memoryandmoonstone
Fandoms: 薬屋のひとりごと - 日向夏 | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries - Hyuuga Natsu, 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Manga), 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Anime)
12 Mar 2026
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There's an odd girl at the back of the throng.
To the casual eye, she looks completely average. She wears the same soft cream and dull yellow uniform of the other girls around her. She is small and slight, and her cheeks are dotted with freckles. Among the other palace girls surrounding her, she blends in perfectly. She could be any girl from any far-flung village of Li.
But her eyes—they are what catch his attention. They are what draw him in.
Or: Snapshots of Jinshi and Maomao, throughout the years--of their scars, their mistakes, and a little red string that endures through it all. An exploration of love, fate, and the choices we make, told in twenty-six parts.
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30 Apr 2025
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Several years after the war, as rumors swirl of a Death Eater resurgence, something or someone is harming Muggles and wizards in Yorkshire. Hermione, Harry, and Ginny leave the comfort of their Ministry offices, determined to stop it. They follow its trace to a cavern on the lands of an unknown owner, where they find themselves caught — but not alone.
A vicious attack cleaves souls from bodies and inflicts visions of the world's pain. Hermione is left dissociated, sick, and vulnerable.
Draco Malfoy, furious and reluctant, must do the one thing suggested to keep her alive.
This is a story about lies and love, dark paths, and the healing magic of touch.
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10 Nov 2024
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“There’s no way.” Hermione prided herself in always keeping an open mind, but even she had limits on what she’d take someone’s word on.
Across the small pub table, Draco looked amused and undeterred. “I’m not sure why you sound so surprised.”
“A full orgasm?” she reiterated skeptically. “From start to finish?”
As he sipped his pint, he flicked his brows once in acknowledgement that, yes, that’s what he’d meant.
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Or where Hermione refuses to take Draco at his word.
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16 Oct 2024