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  1. Rec 4

    A Discounted Sofa for a Disgruntled Customer by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

    10 Aug 2026

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    "This asshole thinks—" the woman began, right as the man spoke, "You can tell granny exactly where she can—"

    And then they both stopped and glowered at one another.

    Aziraphale sighed. The entire stand-off was taking place in the middle of the discount section, specifically right in front of a garish pink sofa shaped like a strawberry. There was a sign standing next to it, neon green with yellow letters, that proclaimed it was a "SALE!!! 30% OFF". Next to it was another sign, slightly smaller, and this one all in red, black lettering this time — "LAST ONE AVAILABLE!!!!"

    Ah. That'd explain it, then. Those kinds of sales always brought the strangest types, though this — well, Aziraphale couldn't say he had ever seen something quite like this, before.

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    18 Aug 2026

  2. Rec 7

    Evomere by

    Fandoms: Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens (TV)  

    14 Jul 2026

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    Crowley had things to do. Randomly being summoned was, for any demon, inconvenient.
    Every demon had their words, of course. It was built into their DNA. Be a demon, get summoned. One of the many prices to pay for Falling. It happened less as the millennia wore on, though. The languages that the words belonged to were lost over time.
    So how did this random, intriguing, adorable human figure out how to summon him? Repeatedly?

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    18 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 9

    The Duke by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

    05 Sep 2025

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    Aziraphale suggests he and Crowley try out role-play in the bedroom – Crowley is a dark, mysterious (and dangerously dashing) Duke, and Aziraphale is the nervous journalist conducting a first-time interview whilst pretending he isn’t extremely turned on by his interviewee.

    Yes, this was inspired by Michael Sheen.

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    10 Oct 2025

  4. Rec 10

    Long Lost and Star-Crossed by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

    24 Mar 2026

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    Crowley is a rock star who agreed to do a Bachelor-style game show to help out a friend's fundraiser. He doesn't expect much. But one of the contestants is sounding awfully familiar, more so as the game goes on. It couldn't really be him, could it?

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    25 May 2026

  5. Rec 11

    angelus et daemon interruptus by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

    29 Apr 2026

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    The Second Coming is coming & Aziraphale & Crowley are…most certainly not. Despite their best Efforts.

    But God didn’t miraculously create no quitters.

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    29 Apr 2026