salted_vinegar
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I draw random Transformers using a palette of five random colors. Since I have gone most of my life refusing to draw anything even vaguely human-shaped, the results should be ... interesting.
#7: We're going to need a bigger flyswatter…
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Return Me to the Stars by prisonmechanic
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007)
27 Jan 2025
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When they pull him from the Void of space, they assume he's nothing more than space junk. Much to Megatron's dismay, his crew has Brought aboard an enemy on board in the form of a tiny Prime.
A feral tiny Prime.
Great. Just what he needed. A distraction while planning the biggest coup in Cybertronian history.
Takes place Before Megatron over throws Megazarak in the lull between the Decepticons getting thrown off Cybertron and the war restarting.
Also Sentinel Prime also got demoted in this AU. He is very much not a fan of construction work.
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21 Feb 2025
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Fire From The Sky by BroadBandMan
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
30 May 2024
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Swindle and his cronies have discovered Earth during a time of relative peace for the Cybertronian race. They hide this discovery from the rest of Cybertron, and begin a plan to abduct and sell earth animals as pets to the Cybertronian public in order to secure the planet for themselves.
At the Kaon Academy of Science, Skyfire is one of several mechs assigned to study how humans live with and interact with Cybertronians in day-to-day life before the species can be approved for sale.Murray is an ordinary human who just so happens to be in the first batch of humans sent to Cybertron, and he just so happens to end up being given to one of the nicest Cybertronians a human pet could hope for.
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14 Jun 2024
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Darkness by KazGem
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers (Bay Movies), Transformers (IDW 2019)
08 May 2026
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Kathrine appears suddenly in a strange facility, disoriented and lost, and confusing quite a few giant-robots in the process. Now all she wants is to make it out of this alive, and get back home, preferably with her mental health still intact.
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17 Feb 2024
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Permit to Carry by ObliqueVion
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
24 Jan 2025
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The war is over, the treaty is signed, and it's finally time to settle down and find out if Cybertron is big enough for everybot- including a certain chatterbox sniper who's out of a job. Fortunately for him, there's an opening... to apprentice with a tall, overworked, and silent Decepticon commander. Can the factions' most and least talkative members strike a balance to rebuild the comm grid, Soundwave's work-life balance, and trust between mecha?
Bluestreak reckons it's worth a shot, and he never misses.
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29 Jan 2024
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Breaking Bread by SS_Shitstorm
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
03 Oct 2025
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“Your flyboy has a point -” you say, snarling loud enough to hide the shaking in your voice “ I got a B- in chemistry. You want someone with a Ph.D. Why don’t you do us both a favor and finish killing me? Why don’t you go get the right human?!”
“Because, fleshling, if this is how you react with your options whittled down to the nub-” the moonlight glints wickedly off his fangs as his grin twists into a full blown Cheshire cat smile “-then I believe we have found the right human.”
(Smut located on chapters 49-52 if that's what you're looking for)
On brief hiatus until I finish Seraphim so I can accept death, face God, and walk backwards into hell. TY so much for your patience <3
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- Part 1 of Bread and Bread Accessories
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Bookmarked by salted_vinegar
05 Nov 2023