sometimesiship
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Fumbling waitress by day, struggling camgirl by night, Yor Briar's doing all she can to pay her bills and fund her younger brother's college education. When she's fired from her dayjob, she scrambles to find a replacement—even if it means being the overworked, over-stressed assistant to Westalis's most popular idol: Twilight.
But beneath the golden crown and killer smile of ED/EN's beloved pop culture icon is Loid Forger, compulsive perfectionist-control freak with an arsenal of bad coping mechanisms. His neuroticism is what keeps him at the top—but also what sends every assistant running teary-eyed in the opposite direction. So when Loid's manager tells him they've hired yet another PA for him, the last thing he expects is some weirdo. And why does she look so familiar?
Yor knows this job is temporary. She knows she'll be fired from this one like every one before, and she knows her best shot at stability is turning her failing night job into the cash cow it could be—and Twilight might just be the key.
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"Do you think," Nick says, bowtie loose around his neck, paws behind his head, eyes contemplating the ceiling of their shared bedroom, "we knew each other in a past life?"
or: Nick and Judy before they were Nick and Judy.
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Judy and Nick move in together "because it's easier." Cue the lessons in cohabitation.
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let's get matching tattoos (or bracelets work fine, too) by sometimesiship
Fandoms: Zootopia (Disney Movies)
22 Dec 2025
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When press for the reptile case slows, Nick starts acting shifty. Judy does some none-too-subtle sleuthing.
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The Hero's Guide to Raising Your Vampire by sometimesiship for Arlowa
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
10 Oct 2025
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Shoto and Ochako find a vampire baby.
Shit proceeds to go sideways.
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people, page six, and other petty publications by sometimesiship
Fandom SPY x FAMILY (Anime), SPY x FAMILY (Manga)
18 May 2026
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of shooting stars and computer parts by sometimesiship
Fandom SPY x FAMILY (Anime), SPY x FAMILY (Manga)
24 Jul 2024
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vaporwave // kchk 2021 by sometimesiship
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
06 Aug 2021
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getting lucky by sometimesiship
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
07 Aug 2021
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101 ways to meet your soulmate by sometimesiship
Fandom 山田くんとLv999の恋をする | Yamada-kun to Lv999 no Koi wo Suru (Anime), 山田くんとLv999の恋をする | Yamada-kun to Lv999 no Koi wo Suru (Manga)
24 Mar 2025
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get in loser by rafo13
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney, Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)
19 Jan 2026
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Regina George meets the only boy dumb enough to talk back to her.
It’s not a love story. It’s barely even a story. It’s just what happens when the Queen Bee looks at the class clown and doesn’t look away fast enough.
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This was the worst part: the loaded silence; the mutual embarrassment; the temptation to break their fragile rules... to count to two. The part where they angled their bodies away from each other and their brains did the complicated work of rationalizing what just happened as "practice", for the sake of their cover. That it all amounted to just one kiss. Their subconsciouses had somehow come together in a conspiracy against their rational minds and seemed hell bent on changing the very definition of the word.
Loid and Yor have horny brain and can’t do their jobs properly.
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- Part 4 of Once Daily
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Scars say a lot about a person.
Told in segments of their "morning after"s. Prompts: Scars & Identity Reveal
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- Part 2 of twiyor week 2022
- Part 2 of JO au
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If someone had told Nick Wilde 24 hours ago that he’d wind up cuddling with a bunny cop in Tundra Town, he’d have laughed in their face. When he finds himself in that exact situation, he realizes that it's no laughing matter.
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She falls asleep on him, nose twitching as she snores, clutching his tail to her chest like he’s the small, fuzzy, huggable thing. He doesn’t dare put his arm around her. He’s not dense— he knows what this would be if this were anyone else, if this were a cute girl he’d picked up at a bar that he’d wined and dined and cuddled with all night on the couch. He’d wake her with a kiss and see where things take them, if this were some girl.
But it’s Judy, and Nick’s just happy she’s here, so he doesn’t wake her at all.
(Nick thinks he's writing down observations about the most interesting mammal in his life. What he's really doing is falling head over tail in love.
And he's going to be annoying about it, because he's a bastard.)