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    There were four pictures in the tweet that ruined Ilya’s life.

    Or, a woman secretly takes explicit photos of Shane while she is hooking up with him and later vindictively posts them online, causing a shitstorm of a media scandal that just keeps getting bigger. Shane freaks out, of course, but somehow Ilya is the one who really feels like his life is ending.

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    08 Oct 2026

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    “Shane,” he says, dread filling his stomach, “is this Boston Lily’s house?”

    “Maybe,” Shane says, dropping down another cooler with a loud bang. “But shhhhh,” he says, putting a finger to his lips, “you can’t tell, okay?”

    “Shane,” Hayden says, a little desperately. “Shane, we have to go.”

    “No,” Shane says, drunk and stubborn and pushing the doorbell about fifty thousand times in quick succession until Hayden pulls his arm away.

    “Shane,” Hayden says, nearly a plea, “listen, I know she broke your heart, but dropping off two hundred pounds of tuna isn’t-”

    Before he can finish telling Shane that a drive-by tuna fishing isn’t a cure for a broken heart, the door opens. When it does, though, it’s not some buxom Boston beauty in a silky negligee.

    It’s Ilya fucking Rozanov.

    Hayden’s one consolation in this mindfuck is that at least Rozanov looks equally surprised at finding himself in this situation.

    (while drowning his sorrows post tuna meltdown, shane ends up in possession of approximately two hundred pounds of raw tuna) (naturally, there's only one person he wants to gift with such a bounty)

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    02 Oct 2026

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    "Oh, hi!" Maddie looks surprised when she opens the door. "What are you doing here?"

    "I, uh." Buck hesitates. "I think Eddie just broke up with me?"

    Maddie's jaw drops. "You and Eddie were dating?"

    "Apparently," Buck replies, baffled.

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    Or, Buck isn't aware that he and Eddie were dating, thankfully Maddie is there to make sure he doesn't fumble the bag

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    29 Sep 2026

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    “This hot tub has not been well maintained,” Rozanov complained as they stood on the deck, staring at the built-in hot tub, big enough to fit 8 people. 

    “So, you can replace it,” Shane replied patiently.

    “I will be too busy to replace the hot tub. Then I will have a long day, and I will decide to have a soak in my rancid hot tub, and then I will catch diphtheria and die.” Rozanov looked at Shane, accusatory. “You want me to die?”

    Shane looked down. The hot tub looked no more or less rancid than any other hot tub. “I don’t think you can get diphtheria from a dirty hot tub.”

    “You are doctor now?” Rozanov asked, and Shane stayed silent. 

    Shane Hollander is a realtor who works with the Ottawa Centaurs to find properties for new players.

    Ilya Rozanov needs a home.

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    28 Sep 2026

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    “We should- we should go.” Shane rose. He found himself tugging at Ilya’s arm, but he wasn’t moving. "This isn't-"

    “Shane, shut the fuck up.” Ilya said.

    “Hey-”

    Rozanov grabbed Shane’s face and forced his eyes back on the rink.

    “Holy shit.”

    It was all Shane could say. There, taking laps for an adoring crowd, was Ilya Rozanov.

    Shane Hollander would never admit this, not even under oath, but the first thing he noticed when he saw 32 year-old Ilya Rozanov, was that he looked really, really hot. He was entirely, spectacularly gorgeous.

    The second thing, the one far more pertinent, was that he was wearing black and red.

    “You get traded to Ottawa.” Shane uttered.

    “No-”

    Shane darted between the Rozanov circling the rink and the Rozanov beside him.

    “What the fuck did you do?” Shane asked.

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    OR: 24 year-old Shane Hollander & Ilya Rozanov are thrust into 2023 where meet their future selves, and it is a lot for them both

    inspiried by CHEQMATE's amazing art of shane meeting future shane!

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    26 Sep 2026

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