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It’s Always Dark in Grimmauld Place by swoons for smugrobotics
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Feb 2026
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Prompt 138: “What up? We’re two cool guys who are looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual.”
How else are two blokes in their late twenties supposed to make friends?
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Remus’ infuriatingly hot, wealthy boss is trying to bring back dinosaurs. Remus is a scientist with morals. He thinks.
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Collected drabbles from Discord prompts. See each chapter for additional details.
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Ominis has managed to keep his true feelings concealed from Sebastian for years. Then he goes into heat while trapped inside the Scriptorium.
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Wyll gets more than he bargained for when he engages Astarion’s tailoring services.
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Working retail over the holidays is hell. Luckily, Teddy’s handsome manager, James, has his back.
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i'll amend my earlier statement
codependent and gay
mmm. delicious combination.A modern Marauders chatfic. Sirius drags his friends into a Discord server for students, reconnects with Regulus, and — er — discord ensues.
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Step One: Get into Hogwarts Law School.
Step Two: Steal Sirius’ boyfriend.Things don’t quite go according to plan.
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the deepest secret nobody knows by swoons for objectlesson
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
12 Nov 2025
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Samwise was grown now, and he knew that skin was a shameful thing.
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Dr. Langdon accidentally sends Mel an intimate picture. Things progress from there.
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Mel steps outside to catch her breath after arguing with a patient’s mother. Dr. Langdon comes to find her, and they share a moment of peace during the chaos.
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“What are you thinking about?” Langdon says, startling her out of her reverie. He looks tired, too, but his gaze is warm as he looks at her.
“Differential diagnosis,” Mel tells him, which is sort of true. She’s narrowing down the possibilities, finding the right one.
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It’s the hottest summer on record. On their way to the golf course, Vernon and Dudley drop Petunia at Marge’s. Luckily, Marge has a pool in the garden.
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“I’m just thinking what to call this one,” John said, with that self-satisfied expression that meant he was trying to be clever. “The Phallic Fallacy?”
Or: Sherlock becomes obsessed with the idea of measuring John’s package. His interest is purely academic… until it isn’t.
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MH: Please remove me from this thread.
A reimagining of You Have 487 New Messages (Or, In Which Sherlock Holmes Starts a Grouptext) by JenTheSweetie with an iOS work skin.
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Regulus watches Healer Potter closely — perhaps too closely.
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“I know you aren’t going to kill me,” the boy said, looking up into Voldemort’s face without the slightest trace of fear. “You might as well invite me in.”
Voldemort stepped aside and let the teenage Tom Riddle cross the threshold.
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“Er,” says Oliver Wood blankly. He’s got a bottle of Ogden’s Old in his hands and a very embarrassed look on his face. “Hello.”
“Hi,” Draco says, as if this isn’t his worst nightmare come to life. “Uh. Sorry about…” He can’t spare the hand he needs to make an exposed penis gesture, so he just settles for saying, “everything,” while keeping both hands clasped over his nether regions.
Or: After Draco’s team loses to the Chudley Cannons, things go south.
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- Part 4 of bite-sized birthdays
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Ominis wakes on the morning of his seventeenth birthday with an unidentifiable soul mark on his wrist and a best friend who won’t speak to him.
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“Tell me exactly what my father did to you, Professor.”
Severus learns firsthand that Harry inherited more than untidy hair and arrogance from his father — he also inherited James Potter’s sexual proclivities.