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A Little Fall of Rain by tired_nerd_hour
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic)
09 Jul 2024
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A Prose retelling (summary?) of each meeting between Hua Cheng and Xie Lian.
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The 5 Times Hughes Realized Something About Ed+ the 1 Time Ed Realized Something About Hughes by wittyjinx
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
10 Jun 2020
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Pure Fluff. Just Hughes (still alive) interacting with soft Edward and realizing things about him.
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16 Apr 2026
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the time spent by patolemus
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
26 May 2022
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The first time around, he sees everyone around him drop dead one by one, eliminated early in the game so they’re not a threat later. He sees Father suck the life of all those that made it far enough. He sees Al’s eyes dim in the armor, and Ed just… gives up.
Truth has other plans.
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“You’ll be able to go back, time and time again, until you fix things. When you do, I’ll give your little brother his body back. Equivalent exchange.”
It’s too good to be true. There has to be a catch somewhere.
“What do you say, Mister Al-che-mist?”
(Ed is foolish enough to accept on the spot.)
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15 Apr 2026
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“People always talk about how bad the surgery is,” Ed told Hawkeye, “but you never hear people mention how much it sucks to have fifty pounds of metal hanging off your body. Bolts in your bones.”
“What’s happening?” Mustang asked sharply, turning toward them with his clouded eyes still lingering a few feet over their heads. “Hawkeye? What’s Fullmetal doing? Is there something wrong with his automail?”
Ed flicked the lighter again, waited a little more patiently this time, and inhaled. Then he gave Hawkeye a nod, giving in to the inevitable. The only reason Mustang hadn’t figured it out already was probably because Ed didn’t do a lot of... this sort of thing. The comfort thing. Mustang liked people to play into his expectations.
“Edward came out to smoke opium,” Hawkeye said at last. “He says it helps with the pain from his automail.”
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14 Apr 2026
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Mooncakes at Midnight by Green_Riot
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Mar 2026
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This part was not in the book, but something compels Lan Zhan to grab a cheek with each hand, pressing them together, pulling them apart. His fingers dig into the supple cushion of fat over muscle, squishing and kneading it. Lan Zhan could spend the whole night just like this, groping Wei Ying's ass and admiring the way it ripples and shakes.
"Haha, what're you doing?" Wei Ying asks, a coy curl in his voice. "I didn't know you liked—Lan Zhan!"
"Mn?"
Lan Zhan's face is currently buried in the very ass he spent so much time admiring. He kisses the puckered entrance, then drags his tongue around its edge. Finding that he likes this, likes it a lot, he laps at it in earnest, earning a litany of squealing and squirming from Wei Ying.
"Lan Zhan, that's enough!"
"I didn't think this was a part of—a part of…"
"Ah, shit. Yeah, that feels…really…good…"
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13 Apr 2026
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love talk by katje
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
11 Mar 2026
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He saw the image clearly in his mind: Wei Wuxian listening diligently as Lan Sizhui and Lan Jingyi made him practice pronunciation and repeat vocabulary words before he interrupted and asked them how to curse in Gusu. Wei Wuxian sitting hunched against his desk in the JIngshi late at night, pouring over linguistics texts that discussed regional differences by the light of a single candle. Wei Wuxian putting time and effort into learning more about the place Lan Wangji called home. It sent a wave of strong emotion flowing through his body, and his body was already moving before his mind caught up to him.
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Wei Wuxian has been secretly learning the Gusu regional dialect. Lan Wangji has big feelings about it.
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13 Apr 2026