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Some Cats Don’t Land on Their Feet by ur_local_dumb_ho
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
05 Apr 2025
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Dazai, for some reason that Akutagawa couldn’t comprehend, had instructed him to let the weretiger move in with him. At first he had been annoyed, but after he saw how horrible the man was at taking care of himself, he figured it was probably a good idea. Because, after all, he needed to ensure that he would be in top shape for their battle. It definitely didn’t have anything to do with the odd feelings he had been developing for the weretiger recently, absolutely not.
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The Heartbreakers (Childe’s version) by ur_local_dumb_ho
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
13 Oct 2024
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In Teyvat High, there are a lot of students who have made names for themselves. From the nice popular girls, to the himbo sports boys, to the brainiac kids at the top of their classes. But there are three students in particular who have earned themselves a very special nickname around campus.
Signora, Childe, and Scaramouche are widely known as the heartbreakers.
Almost everyone at Teyvat High is praying on their downfall, seeing those arrogant stunning bastards always getting everything they want. Little do they know, the retribution they’re all hoping for is coming sooner than anyone thinks. Soon the heartbreakers will get what has been coming to them for years.
Can Childe survive with his heart still intact? Will he be able to get the boyfriend of his dreams? Will Signora finally lose her shit once and for all?
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- Part 1 of The Heartbreakers
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The Improper Handling of a Child (A Case Study in How NOT to Parent, by Jason Todd) by NocturnalAnomaly
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic)
06 Apr 2026
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Jason planted one foot, grabbed the handle to steady himself, and kicked hard just above the lock.
The door flew inward with a sharp bang, rebounding off the wall.
It wasn’t a room.
It was a cupboard.
And there, crammed into the back corner beneath a row of hanging coats, was a kid.
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Jason finds a young Tim locked in a closet at a gala. He reacts accordingly.
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- Part 2 of Tiny Timmy
- Part 3 of The Wayne Family Social Calendar
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- English
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- 14,202
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by ur_local_dumb_ho
01 Aug 2026
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In a world where Jason Todd survives Ethiopia, Tim Drake still finds a way to help Batman by surveilling Gotham rogues and anonymously informing to the Bats and Oracle. It's a delicate balance, to help the world's greatest detective without drawing too much of his attention, but Tim can't risk Batman discovering his parents' very illegal collection of ancient artifacts.
At least, until his parents begin behaving strangely and Tim's investigation finds him at the center of a plot that threatens the entire city. The only way to save Gotham is for Tim to reach Batman, but doing so means losing everything he knows.
Now there’s a podfic! Be sure to check it out!
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- Part 1 of Tim Drake's Photo Album
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- English
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- 37,045
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- 7/7
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Bookmarked by ur_local_dumb_ho
20 Jul 2026
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“You kill a lot of people, right?” Tim asked, picking at his blood-rimmed nails.
“What do you want?” Jason sighed, obviously expecting something similar to a lecture.
“Do you know how to get a bloodstain out?” Tim continued.
Jason was silent on the other end for a moment. “Who the fuck did you kill…?”
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Bookmarked by ur_local_dumb_ho
19 Jul 2026
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Did Tim Drake-Wayne attempt to clone his best friend after he died? Yes.
Did he try to clone him 99 times? Yep.
Did he ever try for the big 100? No.
Then why...well to consequences of Tim's actions seem to be rapidly catching up with him in the worst way possible. With no way to get off this ride (i.e. his life) and no bandwith to tell his friends and family about the sticky situation he's gotten himself wrapped up in, he decides to say fuck it and plans to become a dad at age seventeen to a baby he hadn't planned on actually having.
Well, at least it gives him time to brood over telling his family about what happened on his Brucequest and hide away so he doesn't accidentally tell his best friend he's in love with him.
At least, that's the plan.
Bookmarked by ur_local_dumb_ho
14 Jul 2026
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Everything Has Changed by bunnymikan
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Robin (Comics), DCU (Comics)
24 Mar 2026
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One day, Tim was a simple beta living his life on the fringes of a society dictated by secondary genders. Where alphas were at the top of the hierarchy and omegas at the bottom. The next, his body decided to betray him cruelly, which seemed to hurt more than any other betrayal because it came from himself.
It felt like a piece of him was being ripped away, several knives being plunged into his body, or perhaps it was just the pain of a late heat. His insides twisted and contorted as they transformed him into something else through intense pain and sweet sweat. A damned omega.
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- Part 1 of The Misadventures of Tim Drake Omega
Bookmarked by ur_local_dumb_ho
10 Jul 2026