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August 18th, 2025, London, UK

THE BEST BUILDING IN THE WHOLE WORLD 🔥🌏

 (11:51 AM)

George:

Hello everyone! As it is induction day today, we will be having some freshmen moving in!

Max:

Can they sim-race?

Daniel:

Sick! Finally some fresh meat >:D

Lando:

When u say it like tht u sound liek a cannibis

cannobaist

cannonbal

canonball

fuck someone help me out

Alex:

A cannibal?? 

Lando:

Yis tht ty

Carlos:

Lano, pls let me turn on autocorrect on your phone 😭 its painful atp

Lando:

Noooo it ruins the authrenticicity 😞

Alex:

Only you would be scared of ruining the “authenticity” of your texts 😭

George:

He is a full tilt diva, after all

Max:

Reminds me of someone else (cough cough.. george)

Daniel:

TELL THEM MY SID THE SLOTH STROOPWAFFEL

Max:

…

What did you call me?

Daniel:

No comment

Charles:

Why is my phone blowing up?

Esteban:

I look away from my phone for all of 30 seconds and this happens

Lance:

@esteban get back here i wasn’t done talking to youuu

Daniel:

MAX NO STOP BANGING ON MY DOOR

CHARLES DO SOMETHING

Charles:

And why would i this is funny 

Max:

Daniel open the door…

I just want to talk >:D

George:

Sure… 

Daniel:

@max , dont you have a seminar starting in 4 minutes?

Max:

SHIT

daniel you got lucky this time

George:

Lmao 

Saved by the bell

Lando:

GEOREG USUING LMAO I CN DYE IN PEACE 

George:

*die

Lando:

kys

Charles:

Who even has a seminar on induction day of all days?

Max:

Me :(

It’s for track and field

coach wants us to “get into the mindset early”

What a load of bullshit

THE GAYTET 💅🕺

(1:41 PM)

Lando:

Guys this meating is so boring omg

I want to partyyyy

im actually considering defgrenistration

defrengristration

i give up

George:

*meeting

Lando, please pay attention

The academic year hasn’t even begun yet and you’re already trying to go back on academic probation

Alex:

Agreed, i never want to tutor someone again

I know im half thai but sometimes the stereotype does NOT fit

Lando:

but tht was b4 i became the best flanker our rugby team has ever seen

Istg being a full-back was a waste of potengtial

The university cant afforyt to lose me 😉

George:

Lando, pay attention or i WILL march into your meeting and take your phone

Lando:

This is bullying 

George:

Damn right hoe 

Now if i even catch a whiff of your twink ass typing i WILL hunt you down and lecture you in front of all your teammates

Alex:

George why are you never this funny in the main gc

Charles:

Ignore the fact i just popped up, was talking to fred about something

What is happening??

George:

There’s this thing called being professional…

But if I must… 

Lando:

Whipped

Also Charles there's this thing called reading up idk if you know abt it

George:

Lando, I can still walk into that meeting…

Lando:

Yep okay bye going away now!!

Alex:

Mother hen george strikes again lmao

George:

💔💔💔

Charles:

Oh yes george i was also meaning to ask!

Do you know when the new people are moving in?

George:

Soon, I believe

They have that induction ceremony remember

Charles:

ah yes the one that was weirdly cult-ish

Right then i shall recruit some people to size up our new neighbours

Alex:

Is this just an excuse to gossip??

Charles:

…maybe 👉👈

Alex:

Count me in 😘

And george too

George:

ALEX!!

You’re absolutely right

Charles count me in 🕺

Charles:

George the gossipy gay is my fav george evolution

Alex:

So real bro

George:

Stop talking about me like im a pokemon

If the main gc finds out about this, I will go into your rooms and rearrange all your furniture slightly off-center. Every. Single. Piece. And steal every single left sock <3

Alex:

😨

Why the left one??

George:

🤭

Logan, Oscar

(10:41 AM) 

Logan:

Bro im so nervous wtf

Oscar:

Oh, you’re getting a new roommate right? 

Logan:

Fingers crossed this ones better

I dont have it in me to be nice to dicks anymore 😭

Oscar:

Lo, you need to start standing up for yourself istg

Logan:

Yeah

I hope he’s not as shit as the last 😭

Oscar:

Oh my god yeah, i hated him

I'm so glad he left

Logan:

If he’s an asshole im actualy going to kms

And you r going to have to use ur fancy doctor powers to bring me back to life

Oscar:

Loges im not a doctor yet

And please dont

Logan:

Yeah but u always take care of me when im hungover 💔

That's basically the same thing 

Oscar:

because if i don’t u might choke on your own vomit mate

…

And cause i care about you

Logan:

Oh 😨

Aww 💗

Logan:

Uhghghhgh

Im hungry

Want to go out 

Oscar:

Yeah sure, could we also go to Ikea?

Me and lando need some more chairs

Last year we somehow managed on 2

It was hell tho

Logan:

yeah that was painful

OH MY GOD

I can get a djungelskog 😽

Oscar:

Bro

You have like 100 already

Logan:

Love u too 😜

Pierre, charles

(11:01 AM)

Charles:

Pearrrr

Pear

Pierre gaslyyyyyyy

Tripod

Strop eyefucking yuki i can sense it from here

istg you r the only person i know in a healthy relationship

Pierre:

Mon ami

What now

Charles:

Want to go check out our new neighbours when they arrive?

Pierre:

Uh.

yes???

Charles:

Right, shall we inform the other gossipy gays?

Pierre:

Absolutley 

💅😜 GAY OR EUROPEAN? 💅😜

(11:05 AM)

Charles:

Listen up hoes

Me and pear are going to size up the rookies

Who else is in?

Daniel:

Me and Max are in!!

Max:

Wtf i never agreed to this

Charles:

Come on max

For me?

Max:

…

Fine

If anyone on the main gc finds out istg

Charles:

Yay!

Lando:

I would be in but fucking rugby

Keep me updated tho charlito

Charles:

Carlos has been rubbing off on you huh

Carlos:

He has been annoying me 24/7 recently

Like a roach that doesn’t die no matter how many times you squash it

Lance:

Someone has to keep the feral demon tamed

Lando:

LANCE

I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING

AFTER WE BRUTALLY BEAT EVERYONE IN PADEL TOGETHER

ALSO CARLOS

COMPARING ME TO A ROACH???

Low blow 😔

Lance:

You mean i beat everyone in padel

You were just a liability

Lando:

You wnound me 🥀🥀

Carlos:

🤷

Max, Daniel

(11:10 AM)

Max:

danny

I see what u r doing

he doesn’t like me

i’ve accepted it

Daniel:

Maxy

He looks at you like you hung the stars just for him

I love you mate, but how dense can you be??

Max?

Oh ffs you r sim-racing again

Max:

How tf??

Daniel:

I know it all, my stroopwaffel

Max:

Why am i friends with u

don’t answer that

Ollie, Kimi

(2:50PM)

Ollie:

Is it too late to back out?

Kimi:

Bro i went to hunt down where the keys are kept

IF YOU PULL ANYTHING ISTG OLLIE

Ollie:

Fine 😔

Im waiting in the car

I see the building

Its intimidating

Kimi:

Drama queen

We’ll be fine

I hope

Isack, Liam

(2:50PM)

Liam:

Bro im so happy you’re my roommate

Isack:

Same omg

When i found out i actually jumped for joy a lil

AND WE ARE IN THE SAME BUILDING AS LEWIS HAMILTON

THE GOAT

MY GOAT

IM NOT OKAY

Liam:

i feel like your using me

nyway when are you bringing your stuff over? 

Isack:

Soon, my dad’s bringing it all in his car

Liam:

Alright dude!

Cya soon

THE BEST BUILDING IN THE WHOLE WORLD 🔥🌏

(3:10 PM)

Charles:

GUYS

ME, PIERRE, MAX AND DANIEL SAW SOME NEW PEOPLE

Lando:

SPIL BRO M NOSY

Carlos:

Please tell us already landos cackling like a crazy person

People are staring 

Daniel:

Okay so

there's a dirtyish blonde one

Looks like a surfer dude

He looks like he would say ‘rad’ unironically

Charles:

He was with another one

He has like shortish black brown hair

I think he said something in french so i will investigate later

Pierre:

There was more coming but daniel fell so we ran away

George:

Did either of you manage to get their phone numbers? I want to add them to the groupchat. 

Charles:

Yeah about that…

I don’t think they saw us

Pierre:

He made me hide in the big hydrangea plant

And Daniel cosplayed as a lamp

Charles:

Details, details

Lewis:

Pierre… was that my hydrangea plant by chance…?

Pierre:

BLAME CHARLES HE FORCED ME TO

Fernando:

Do you have any photos?

Lewis:

My poor child 😢

Also, what lamp?

George:

Anyway, i might go down and check on them, anyone want to come with?

…

Charles:

George other gc

I have a better idea

Daniel:

you guys have a group without me💔

this is what happens when you get old

lewis:

what's that supposed to mean?

THE GAYTET 💅😜

(1:41 PM)

Lando:

Charles those were shit desriptions

Charles:

In my defence it is hard to see from behind the jungle we have going on

Anyways @george i have a master plan >:)

Lando:

I want to be aparte of the master plan!!

Charles:

Lando aren’t you doing some rugby thing?

Lando:

I cn run away

im the flash

but faster

and singnifically hotter

Charles:

Alright fine

Only because my plan requires multiple people

George:

Okay why am I kind of interested?

[Charles started a video call]

Kimi, Ollie

(2:20 PM)

Kimi:

Ollie

Someone knocked on the door

Where are you

Ollie: 

Trying to figure out where my classes are

Maybe open the door?

Kimi:

I hate you

What if its a cereal killer

Ollie:

open the DAMN DOOR

Kimi:

Okay okay i did 

There's nothing here

Ollie:

Oh thats nice

Kimi:

DONT OH THATS NICE ME

IM SCARED

Ollie:

But seriously did we get ding dong ditched

Kimi:

Ding dong ditch?

Oh wait, there's something here

It’s a piece of paper

Looks like an invitation of something

Ollie:

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Kimi:

We investigate the hell out of this?

Ollie:

Im sprinting back rn

I am sonic

I am the flash

THE ROOKIES 😝

(3:28 PM)

Ollie has added 7 members

Ollie:

Everyone gather round

Isack:

What is this

Who are you

Ollie:

I am your father

JOKING!! (or am i 🙈)

I am ollie, i live in rm 8 with @kimi !!

Gabi:

Alright, but what is this?

Kimi:

Didn’t you guys get an envelope with a mysterious message inside it?

Liam:

We did yeah?

Why?

Ollie:

Well me and kimi made this groupchat to find out who left them

Detective style

Franco:

Hola, you all must be new too im assuming

My envelope was on my bed?

Kimi:

😨

Did the intruder manage to get inside your dorm??/

Ours were outside

Franco:

I’m guessing it's because my roommate isn’t new, he’s a 2nd year

Ollie:

Well, we know where to start now

Franco, is your roommate in? We should interrogate him for clues

Jack:

This is cool and all, but how did you get our numbers?

Ollie:

Wouldn’t you like to know weather boy

Everyone met at me and kimis room in 10!!

Logan, Oscar

(3:30 PM)

Logan:

Oscar

Your boyfriend is insane

Oscar:

First of all, he’s not my boyfriend

Second of all, what did Lando do?

Logan:

He came up to me and handed me an envelope, told me to put it on my roommate’s bed and then sprinted away

He swooshed his cape, oscar

And it wasn’t even a cape

It was a blanket with jensons face on it 😭

Oscar:

Yep, sounds like lando

…

Logan?

U ok?

I heard banging

Logan:

Right yeah funny story

A bunch of the freshmen just came to my apartment

Asked me “what master do you serve” like im fuckin peter quill (not that im complaining chris pratt is HOT)

Turns out they were asking about the envelope your boyfriend gave to me before vanishing like a demon high on caffeine with a plan

Oscar:

Not my boyfriend…

Logan:

You wish he was

Oscar:

Thats irrelevant

Continue

Logan:

Anyway i spent like 5 mins convincing them that i was just a messenger, and to go find lando and his lil gaggle

So yeah 😀

Oscar:

Oh!

Anyways open the door i want to play mario kart

THE GAYTET 💅😜

(3:27 PM)

Lando:

Bro help charles your plan ws perfect

Charles:

Lando this is why we don’t question me

I am a man with flawless ideas

And even flawlesser cheekbones

George:

Charles no offence your “flawless” ideas have a 50% chance of blowing up in our faces in the most spectacularly stupid ways

Do you remember the toucan incident?

Or the penguin one?

Charles:

What happened in that zoo stays in that zoo 

George:

At least now i have all the phone numbers of the freshmen

Charles:

Oh! Speaking of the freshmen

I have officially adopted the lanky one

I took one look at him and my maternal instincts kicked in

Lando:

i call dibs on franco

tht man has perfect eyelashes

nd even more prefect hair

i must get his curl haircare routine

Alex:

This is how i feel about logan lol

George:

I mean i dont have favourites…

But if i did it would totally be kimi 🤷

Alex:

Georgie i thought i was your fav ☹️

George:

He’s my favourite after you, obviously

Lando:

whipped

Charles: 

whipped

Lando, Charles 

(3:31 PM)

Lando:

Charles

Are u thnking what m thikning

Charles:

Operation galex??

Lando:

Okay okay

Luv the name

Whats the gameplan

Charles:

Well its george and alex

Those two are some of the most observant people here

Lando:

Apparently not when it comes to their own feelings smh

Charles:

I hate that  u r right

Okay we need a reason for them to be alone together

Lando:

Yeah but they r besties already

Its nrmal for them 😭

Charles:

Ughh

It has to be romantic then

Like sickeningly eye openingly romantic

Lando:

How about we start small, planting ideas of pining in theri heads?

THEN we organise brunch, cos its fancier and george is a posh twit

And ditch them >:D

Charles:

LANDO COULD BE THE BEST WINGMEN I SAID

If our plan goes perfectly

Chapter Text

August 19th, 2025, London, UK

THE BEST BUILDING IN THE WHOLE WORLD 🔥🌏

(3:40 PM)

George has added 7 members

George:

Hello everyone! I have just added the freshmen to the chat :)

Max:

Can any of yous sim-race?

Lewis:

Hello freshmen :)

Also, i was wondering if everyone wanted to come to the roof tomorrow, just for a little get together and so that all the newbies can get to know everyone a little more

Logan:

Me, oscar and zhou are all free :D

Max:

Daniel and I are free also :)

Franco:

All us freshmen are free!!

George:

I think most of us are 

@lance i’ll send you some things to get?

Lance:

Aye aye captain

Esteban:

Should i grab some beers?

Fernando:

Beer is for the weak

Bring tequila 

Nico H:

Not everyone is trying to get hammered on the first weekend back 

Max:

Pussy

Fernando:

See, the kid gets it

Max, Daniel

(4:45 PM)

Max:

Daniel

What should i do

I think charles is going

Daniel:

Well, you do live in the same building as the man

Its inevitable to avoid him sometimes

Max:

Danny this isn’t funny

How am i supposed to get over my crush on him if he keeps appearing in my life

With his stupd perfect teeth

And cheekbones

Daniel:

Okay i get it

No need to start writing sonnets for the man

Why can’t we have a crush on charles again?

Max:

He hates me daniel

U know this

Daniel:

I can’t wait for the day you open your eyes maxy

Max:

Whats that supposed to mean?

daniel?/

Ffs im gonna sim race

THE BEST BUILDING IN THE WHOLE WORLD 🔥🌏

(11:21 AM)

George:

REMINDER THAT TODAY IS THE MEETUP!!

@daniel is in charge of the bbq

@yuki is in charge of appetisers

@carlos is in charge of extra snacks

@charles @max are in charge of soft drinks

@esteban @lando will be our mixologists

Lando:

HELL YEAH ME AND ESTE WHOS READY TO GET DRUNKKK

George:

Don’t make them too strong though

Daniel:

Please no

I have flashbacks to the last time we let those two run the bar

Liam:

What happened?

Oscar:

they were so strong most people were absolutely pissed after a few drinks

Carlos:

Me and lando woke up in the middle of campus

We had passed out by the fountain

Isack:

Isn’t that like in the furthest part of campus from us?

Lando:

It was a loong walk back

Especially with a killer hangover

Carlos:

Lano you didn’t even walk

I had to carry you on my back

Because you started crying everytime i set you down

Yuki:

I have a great new recipe i’ve been waiting to try 😈

Zhou:

Yes omg it was so funny last time

All the ppl with no spice tolerance died

Logan:

Bro that had like 700 chillis. It was a health code violation

Kevin:

We were out of milk.

Alex:

Omg yes i remember lando having his lil ice cream beard

Lando:

SHUT UP BRO I ATE LIKE 3 B4 THE SPICE HIT

George:

Ah before i forget

@lance do you still have all the picnic blankets and fold-out tables?

Lance:

Yes I do!

Este has been complaining about them taking up too much space tho, is there any way we could store them in the lobby?

Lewis:

I’m sure there’s some space where I keep all my mannequins, just dm me and I'll leave it unlocked for you! 

[lance has hearted this message]

Logan:

Oh yeah, what time should we head up?

George:

In a couple hours?

Isack, gabriel

(11:30 AM)

Isack:

GABI

What should i make

What should i bring

Gabriel:

Trying to impress Lewis, are we?

Isack:

…

Shut up

Gabriel:

Aww your little idolation of him is sweet

Make something sweet

How about eclairs?

Isack:

He’s vegan

Gabriel:

Bro

Make like vegan banana bread

Or, maybe ask him what to make instead of me??

Isack:

non

What if he thinks im a stalker or smth

Gabriel:

You kinda are tho

Isack:

Not helping

Idk bro

Hes just so cool

Gabriel:

If you manage to talk to him and not chicken out ill give you 10 quid

Isack:

fuuck

THE BEST BUILDING IN THE WHOLE WORLD 🔥🌏

(12:31 PM)

Lando:

Hey guys can we invite some of the elderly to the picnic

Lance:

But Fernando's already here?

Fernando:

Oi watch it

Lance:

🤭

Lando:

@Lewis can you invite them? I’ve only got jense’s and seb’s numbers

[Lewis has thumbs-upped this message]

George, Lewis

(12:34 PM)

Lewis:

Hey george, 

So there’s this issue…

George:

Is it about Nico R?

Lewis:

Yeah…

I do want to try to be civil with him, you know?

But I don't know how to reach out to him without fighting, you know?

Whenever we interact on mutual groups it’s always hostile

George:

Are you sure we should invite him?

Lewis:

I feel like our feud has gone on too long

And I miss him 

George:

okay, if you insist…

But i will always prioritise you above him, you know this

I don’t want you to be uncomfortable

Lewis:

…

George, if it’s not an issue, can you call for a bit?

Talking about him has brought up some feelings I don’t think I can face alone

And you also worked at the company when it all went down

I’m sorry, i’d usually message valtteri but he’s busy right now

George:

No worries lewis, you’ve already helped me so much- with my career and personal problems

It’s the least I could do. 

[incoming call, George]

“Shit, George. I don’t know how it got so bad. I- I used to be able to think about him without feeling well, anything”

“Its fine Lewis, deep breaths”

“I feel like, one day i woke up and realised i was so madly inlove with him”

“And the next?”

“...”

“Lewis?”

“I don’t think i ever stopped”

“Do you still want me to invite him?”

“I… I think so”

“Do you want to talk about you and Nico any more?”

“I don’t think I ever told you the full story, did I?”

“Hell, i don’t think i’ve told anyone this”

“I’m listening, Lewis”

“right, okay.”

“Well, I still remember the first time I ever met Nico. I was karting with my dad and there was this new kid there, and I remember he took a different line than me into the chicane. I approached him after the race. And god George, he just smiled at me. I think, ever since that day my heart belonged to him. Only him.”

“But then, how did you guys start fighting? No offence Lewis, but this sounds nothing like the Nico i’ve seen around you” 

“Well, I think it started in 2014. We were in our first year of uni, high of our asses dreaming of a life that came after. He was also into fashion, however while I had the talent for designing, he was my brain behind it all. How to piece garments together, how to market them, target audiences and all that. I was the designer, he implemented it, and turned my fantasy into non fiction.”

“Blimey Lewis. I think if one day fashion doesn’t work out, you’ll have a career in writing”

“Thanks, George. But all my passion is for fashion. Anyways, those were the golden days. Once we finished uni, we both got a job at The Silver Arrows. I think you can kind of work out what happened, seeing as I'm still here and he’s well… he’s not.”

“Take your time Lewis. I’m here for you”

“Everything was so good, George. Toto loved us - everyone called us ‘brocedes’. I’m honestly not sure why. But the nickname stuck. But then it was 2016. The company took off. It was, as toto put it “the start of the golden age”. Kind of ironic, as we were the silver arrows. But me and Nico, well we weren’t used to this much popularity and media.”

“We started to compete to become the best, fighting for promotions, to shove ourselves in the spotlight, to become the next big thing. And well george, I was fighting the man I loved doing the thing I loved the most. Passion verus pleasure. God it sounds fucked up when i say it like that”

“Jesus Lewis. And you’ve kept this bottled up for so long?”

“I’ve told some of the ‘elderly’ as you lot call them. But not the whole story. This is a first”

“As I was saying, me and Nico began to fight more. It started small, and we always found our way back to each other. But then the fights got pettier, and had larger consequences. I started to stay at seb’s more, because he and mark were fighting. I don’t think they ever made up either, actually. And then, I got the big promotion. You know, that promotion is the main reason I'm considered such a hot-shot in the fashion industry. I had won the war, but at what cost, you know? I lost the one man I vowed to make my husband.”

“He never even told me he quit. I had to learn from fuckin’ Bono of all people.”

“I mean, Bono is great, but he’s no Nico. Bono knows how to get things done, how to get them manufactured and on shelves and how to convert my ideas to reality but every time I see my product I think that there's something missing and I know it's Nico, George. He gave them life, George.”

“He gave me life.”

“...”

“Lewis, i might be crying”

“Are you sure i should invite nico?”

“What else have I got to lose?”

“Plus, he might say no”

“If you’re sure…”

“Oh god, look at the time”

“I’m going to get ready for the picnic now, maybe freshen up a bit”

“I should probably do the same”

“Oh and George?"

“Yes?”

“Thank you. For everything.”

“I’m here if you need anything.”

“Thank you Lewis, but this is what friends are for.” 

[call ended]

George, Nico

(12:51 PM)

George:

Hey Nico, I know you might be busy but the building is hosting a get together event to welcome the freshmen. 

Are you free?

Nico:

Ah, sorry George, I have some important work

Maybe next time? 

[George has thumbs-upped this message]

George, Lewis

(12:52 PM)

George:

Hey lewis, Nico can’t make it today

Lewis:

Oh okay, thanks for letting me know George

I’m honestly kind of glad

I’ve asked all the others

Jenson and mark can make it, seb’s working

George:

Lando and Oscar will be thrilled

Lewis:

So they will haha

George:

Oh Lewis?

You should talk to him one day

Lewis:

One day

Chapter Text

August 20th, 2025, London, UK

Ollie, Kimi

(2:21 PM)

Ollie:

Kimi I love this place

Kimi:

Me too!

This guy called max is so nice to me:D

He's explaining mechatronics to me

Ollie:

I think i’ve been adopted by charles

The one with flawless bone structure

Kimi:

Lmao yes

He was the one wiping your shirt when you spilt some punch right?

Ollie:

Yes

I think im going to make a family tree soon

Oscar, Logan

(5:25 PM)

Oscar:

loges he obviously doesn’t like me

look at the way he's looking at your roommate

He doesn’t look at anyone else that way

Logan:

Do u want me to investigate?

I can atleast find out if franco likes him

Oscar:

You’d do that for me?

Ily bro

Logan:

💗

Want to do some shots with me?

Oscar:

Only a couple

THE ROOKIES 😝

(5:30 PM)

Isack:

OH MY GOD

GUYS

GUYS

IM FREAKING OUT 

BRO

Kimi:

Did liam finally confess?

Liam:

WHAT.

Isack:

Confess what?

BUT ANYWAYS

OH MY GOD

ITS LEWIS FUCKING HAMILTON

THE GOAT

MY HERO

BRO

I CANT BELIEVE IM ALOWED TO BREATHE THE SAME AIR AS HIM

Franco:

Isack mate, you look a bit faint there

Isack:

HES WALKING OVER 

SOMEONE PLEASE TAKE A PHOTO OF THIS

JKSDHJKLENAILHINRW3FSJHNEQBHDWSIUFBHQWEDSUI

Ollie:

Bro look at isack’s face

Hes gone so red

He might explode soon 

Gabi:

HELP LMAO

Hes holding back rn

The whole reason he even wanted to live here is cause of lewis

Isack:

HE SAID HI TO ME

LEWIS HAMILTON KNOWS WHO I AM

AND I GOT A SELFIE

IM NEVER EVER WASHING MY HAND AGAIN

Ollie:

Thats mank bro

Liam:

Please dont..?

Isack:

I DONT CARE

I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW

AND HE ASKED TO SEE SOME OF MY DESIGNSS

HOW ARE YOU NOT FREAKING OUT

THE LEWIS HAMILTON COMPLIEMNETED MY DESIGNS 

OH MON DIEU

I CAN DIE HAPPY

Franco:

And i thought i was overdramatic…

Accidental fathers 👪🤦

(5:30 PM)

Lewis:

Should we add charles and max to the group?

Jenson:

Wait me and mark are parking rn 

Who have they adopted?

Lewis:

Charles has adopted ollie, max has adopted kimi

Seb:

Oh my goodness i’ve raised charles so well 🥲

Send photos 

I will interrogate him later

Lewis:

[photo.png]

(charles, handing a slightly intoxicated ollie water and looking concerned)

[photo.png]

(max, maxplaining something to kimi who looks at him like he told him the universe’s secrets)

Seb:

Awwe

I’m down to add them 

Jenson:

Oh god what’s lando doing in the background

can i have one normal day please

Lewis:

He has successfully roped Ollie, Franco and Gabriel into playing twister

Fernando:

He prefers Gabi, actually 

[Lewis has thumbs-upped this message]

Jenson:

I can’t catch a break with him, can I?

this is what happens when you adopt the chaos twink

Mark:

Speak for yourself 

Oscar’s just chilling 

Jenson, Lando

(5:41 PM)

Lando:

jesnooooooon

Cmerererreee

wnna play markio krt wit uuuuuuuuuu

Jenson:

I’m coming, landers

But drink water first, for me?

Lando stop giving me puppy dog eyes

Lando, no do not run away

Lando… 

THE BEST BUILDING IN THE WHOLE WORLD 🔥🌏

(4:43 PM)

Logan:

[video.png]

(The video is slightly blurry and has laughter in the background as an exasperated Jenson chases Lando around the roof, Lando clearly drunk and wobbly. He keeps giggling before jumping onto George, who is also tipsy and runs around with Lando on his back before tripping and falling over with an audible oof.)

Zhou:

Help wtf

I leave for two minutes and this happens

Ollie:

Okay but that is impressive

If i had drank as much as him i’d fallover instantly

Charles:

Ollie

If you even touch any alcohol before you turn 18

I will actually not let you out of my sight

Ollie:

Yes mum 😔

Me and kimi are content wit our juice boxes 

THE ROOKIES 😝

(4:45 PM)

Franco:

Ollie i saw you pour vodka into your juice

Ollie:

Hushhh

God forbid a man lives a little

And if charles finds out he’d kill me

Isack:

Ollie you fucking genius

How have i never thought of that

Ollie:

You are no match for my true wisdom 🤯

Think different heh

Franco:

Also, lando is inviting all of you guys to mariokart

Ollie:

LANDOOOOO

I LOVE LANDO

I OFFICIALLY APPOINT LANDO AS THE FUN COUSIN IN MY FMAILY TREE

Franco:

Back off

hes my older brother nwo

he giving me haircare advice

Ollie:

We can share

Franco:

Okay!!

Yuki, pierre

(5:51 PM)

Yuki:

You’re staring

Pierre:

Can’t help it 🤭

Yuki:

🫶

Accidental fathers 👪🤦

(5:59 PM)

Mark:

This is what happens when you adopt the chaos gremlin

[video.png]

(lando and jenson playing mario kart - jenson is winning and lando is trying everything to make him lose, including screaming.)

[video.png]

(jenson carrying lando fireman style, lando licks jenson’s ear)

Lewis:

And this is what happens when you dont 

[photo.png]

(mark and oscar sitting next to each other, oscar sipping water and looking content)

Seb:

Awwe

Say hi to everyone for me

Mark:

[photo.png]

(fernando, mid-cleaning something off gabi’s shrit, as the younger is mid-yap)

Fernando:

The kid spilt orange juice all over himself

Mark:

its cute tho

Lewis:

Nando in dad mode is so funny 😂

Seb:

I want details

this is so funny 😂

i wish i was there

Mark:

Basically fernando began to lecture gabi 

But gabi gave him the puppy dog eyes

And now nando’s stuck with a lanky teenager hugging him

It’s adorable

Seb:

Fernando or the scene?

Mark:

No comment

Jenson:

When people tell you to not get emotionally attached to freshmen, you do not get attached to freshmen

HEED THEIR WARNINGS

I made that mistake

Mark:

Nah only your kid’s the problem

Lewis:

He’s a mix of you and kimi when we were younger

Jenson:

Honestly your kinda right

Seb:

Just messaged kimi this 

Liebling, you might want to keep an eye on your kid

I think kimi’s trying to adopt him now

Jenson:

Yeah back away kimi

This kid’s mine

You can be an uncle

Seb:

He said he’ll take it

Oh that reminds me

Seb has added 2 members to the group

Max:

What is this?

Lewis:

It has come to our attention that you two have adopted some of the rookies

Charles:

And I've been added to this group because..?

Mark:

Basically everyone here is either emotionally attached to someone in the building or is a dad figure to all (lewis)

Max:

I get why Charles is here, but why me?

Lewis:

[photo.png]

(max, fussing over a sad kimi who has just lost in mario kart. Max is comforting the younger)

I have more

Max:

…

Yeah okay i can’t argue

Charles:

wiat wait wait

why am i here

Mark:

Because that beanstalk has attached himself to you

and when you adopted oscar (which i don't approve of but...)

Charles:

Yeah okay

Cant argue with that

Whos everyone else’s ‘kids’ then?

I can guess a few

Max:

I’m also curious on how you all acquired them

Mark:

I’ve got oscar

The first time i saw him i felt oddly parental

Seb:

The rest is history

As for me, well its you charles

Charles:

Oh that makes sense

You were here for me a lot, especially when i had all that family stuff

Jenson:

I acquired the chaos incarnate

I was the athletic director during lando’s first year, when he was still a pipsqueak

🤷

Lewis:

I feel kinda parental towardsall the ‘kids’ here, so i’m like a communal dad

Max:

COMMUNAL DAD 💀

That makes sense 

Fernando:

In this building i have gabi and lance

Charles:

Aww

THE BEST BUILDING IN THE WHOLE WORLD 🔥🌏

(10:51 PM)

George:

Well, that was fun everyone!

Isack:

Yeah, it was really cool to meet you guys

Franco:

Yeah!

My last building was not fun so I'm very happy here!

Lance:

Can some people help me bring the tables down? 

Esteban:

I’ll help!

Fernando:

I’m coming.

Lance, fernando

(10:52 PM)

Lance:

Nando, i know what you are doing…

Fernando:

I want to make sure he’s good enough for you

Lance:

…

It’s not like he even likes me back

I’m the loner

The only thing i have going for me is “daddy’s money”

Fernando:

Who has been speaking this bullshit about you again, mi hijo?

Lance:

I hear people talking about me when i walk around in campus

they don't even try to hide it

I have to act like i dont hear it

Fernando:

Ay, lancito

This is not healthy

Please think about therapy

Or atleast opening up to someone else

Lance:

Okay…

I’ll talk to esteban

Fernando:

I still don’t get what you see in him

But if he makes you happy…

Lance:

He really, truly does

Fernando:

Then tell him.

Lance:

I will. Soon I promise

i just don't want to lose him as a friend

Fernando:

i know how you feel, lance

you know, i have been inlove with mark for over a decade?

and every time i try confess i get too scared and chicken out

Lance:

that is not very on brand with you, old man

you should tell him

Fernando:

OI

only if you tell esteban 😉

Lance:

fuck

we're both doomed, aren't we

Fernando:

like father, like son

Chapter Text

August 21st, 2025, London, UK

THE BEST BUILDING IN THE WHOLE WORLD 🔥🌏

(10:14 AM)

Lando:

lright ho lwt me drnk this muc

Ive got such a bad hangovr

Charles:

Jenson kept trying to give you water

But you kept running away

Lando:

Is tis bullying

Oscar:

Yes lando, it is

Lando:

OSCO :((

NT U TWO

Oscar:

Osco?

Lando:

Me hed hrts to mch fo this

Zhou:

Honestly i didn’t even know that lando’s typing skills could be worse

Yuki:

It’s a skill ngl

Lando:

Wow okay is it nationaal bully lando day

Carlos:

I thought that was everyday?

Lando:

Grr

Im gnna tackle u

Carlos:

If you can even walk straight i’ll let you

Logan, Oscar

(10:20 AM) 

Oscar:

LOGAN

LOGAN

LOGAN

HE GAve me A NICKNAME

TAKE THAT CARLOS

Logan:

Can you ever be normal about him?

Oscar:

No we know this

He gives my heart palpatations

Logan:

Okay loverboy

Are we going to do anything about this?

Oscar:

We?

Logan:

I’ve heard so much about lando 

It’s always lando lando lando

I’m emotionally invested

It’s like a really shitty romcom

Oscar:

Remind me why i tell you anything

Logan:

You have no social skills

Without me i’d doubt you would ever talk to him

Oscar:

Yeah i would ngl

Logan:

Okay so what’s the gameplan

How do we make lando realse he’s in love with you

Oscar:

IDK

Logan:

He said he had a shit hangover right?

Bring him painkillers

Be nice

Understanding

Be there for him

Oscar:

How tf are u so smart

Logan i could kiss you rn

Logan:

Save that for lando jeez

Oscar:

😘

THE GAYTET 💅🕺

(10:23 AM)

Lando:

Guys 

Osco just brought me painkillers

i have the best roomate ever

Alex:

And?

Also, osco?

Lando:

Idk something abt him feels different

And i like osco more

Rolls off me tunge

tonge

tuung

Charles:

Tung tung tung sahur

Alex:

Omg george!??!

George:

What..?

Alex:

Bro its your celeb lookalike 😻

George:

…

Alex wtf

This is worse than max and sid the sloth from ice age

Betrayal by my own best friend </3

Alex:

Whoops 

Lando, Charles 

(10:25 AM)

Lando:

“Best friend”

Girl SHUT UPPP

Charles:

They are such imbéciles

Lando:

We need them to kiss

Asap

Charles:

Yes but how

Lando:

They always assume it’s platonic too ugh

The love is there but they are too dumb to see

Like you and a certain dutchman 👀

Charles:

Max and i are just friends, that is all

But i still dont think he likes me very much with how much we argue during class

Lando:

Just friends

Ugh u sould like galex rn

Charles:

Non

We are not like them, because max and i very much do not have feelings for each other

Lando:

Yeah sure buddy

The lovesickness is crazy

also why dont you try to idk

Not argue w him??

Charles:

Not that simple, mon cher

Lando:

Ugh i hate dense people

PLEASE talk to talk to max 

Charles:

…

Fine, but i still think he does not like me very much

Lando:

You two have litro known each other since you were 8

And when you realise i’ll be here to tell you i told you so 🫶

Charles:

putain

Lando:

What dose that mean

Charles:

Google it 🫶

Lando:

YOU BITCH

My slut days are over thank you very much

Charles:

Sure bae 😘

THE GAYTET 💅🕺

(10:30 AM)

George

Are we just going to gloss over the fact that lando brought up oscar out of nowhere???

Alex:

yeah thats lowk sus 

Charles:

This is monumental 

Lando:

guys wtf

i just wanted to brag about how nice my roomate is

George:

Man i’m so happy

It’s time you move on

Lando:

i mean tbf i dont think i like carlos anymore

Idk

Its harddd

Alex:

Dont worry landers, we will help u through this <33

Lando:

U say it like i have a disease r smth

George:

You probs do with how messy your room is

Lando:

SHUT UPP ITS ORGANISED CHAOS

THE BEST BUILDING IN THE WHOLE WORLD 🔥🌏

(10:40 AM)

Carlos:

Hola everyone!

I am planning on going on a bike ride, would anyone like to join?

Valtteri:

You know i’m down!

Carlos:

Anyone else?

Ollie:

Omg you two bike aswell?

In school i was one of the only ones

Could i join?

Valtteri:

Of course!!

It is usually only me and carlos, so it is good to have a new face 😀

Lando:

CARLITOOOOO

I WANNA COME

Carlos:

Lano, i mean this with all the love in the world but the last time we went biking together you faceplanted into a bush

Lando:

Fair point 🙈

Ollie:

What time should I meet you guys?

Valtteri:

In half an hour?

Me and Carlos will show you the trail we usually use

Ollie:

Alright bet!

I just hope there’s no cardboard signs 😰

i still get nightmares from that tour de france

Lando, oscar

(3:01 PM)

Lando:

Hey oscar!

I’m bored and everyone else is being boribg

wanna to play some fifa when ur class is over?

Oscar:

Oh um sure!

My class is basically over

I'll be back in 10, might stop off at binotto’s for pizza

Lando:

Mint

Cya soon osco

Oscar, logan

(3:01 PM)

Oscar:

LOGAN

LOGAN 

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HWAT DO I DO

IM PANICKING

I NEED U IN MY EAR TELLING ME WHAT TO DO LIKE LUTHER

Logan:

First of all, you would never be ethan hunt bffr

You’re too much of a polite cat

Oscar:

NOT THE POINT

IM PANICKING

Logan:

Okay, first of all, you are going to get that pizza

Then, you are going to go to your apartment and play fifa and act like a normal human

AND TALK  TO HIM

COMMUNICATION

Oscar:

Okay okay

Kimi, Ollie

(4:00 pm)

Kimi:

Are you back from cycling yet?

Ollie:

Yeah, i’m just putting the lock on my bike rn

It was SO MUCH FUN!

I’m so happy im not the only bike enthusiast here

Kimi:

Thats nice :D

I’m in liam and isacks apartment witht the others, want to join?

Ollie:

Yeah, first i’ll freshen up a bit tho

Im stinky hehe

Kimi:

Okay!! 

Come up soon

Ive missed you :)

Logan, oscar

(6:01 PM)

Logan:

So, loverboy 

How was it?

Oscar:

It was… nice

We talked a lot

Because i’ve been hellbent on avoiding him in order to not make a fool of myself, he didn’t actually know that much about me 😬

Logan:

Omfg

For a medical student you can be dumb af

Oscar:

Yeah…

But now i can safely say we are friends :D

So progress!!

Anyway gtg, lando’s loading up mario kart 

Logan:

Don’t do anything i wouldn’t do!

Oscar:

Bro you were litro an fboy in highschool

Logan:

I’ve changed 🤷

😔

Oscar:

Sure buddy

Chapter Text

August 30th, 2025, London, UK

THE BEST BUILDING IN THE WHOLE WORLD 🔥🌏

(3:51 AM)

Daniel:

Im bored

Carlos:

Daniel it is 3 in the morning

We have classes tomorrow

Daniel:

Yeah and im bored 🙄

Wanna play monopoly?

Carlos:

…

Give me 5

Max:

If you two make a noise loder than a whisper i will throw my running spikes at you both

Daniel:

…

Carlos can i go to urs?

Carlos:

Bring the monopoly and snacks

Charles sleeps like he’s dead anyways

Even lando blasting white girl music doesn’t wake him up

Daniel:

That’s impressive

I swear lando’s music makes the whole building vibrate 

Also open the door

Carlos:

Coming

THE BEST BUILDING IN THE WHOLE WORLD 🔥🌏

(9:51 AM)

Lando:

Wow im catching strays even when im asleep tf

logan:

See i would feel bad but…

Your horrendous music taste pains me

Lando:

LOGAN

I THOUGHT YOU LIKED MY MUSIC 😔

THE BETRAIYAL

Logan:

…

When did i ever say that

Alex:

Girls stop fighting you’re both pretty

Pierre:

Help thats funny i’m stealing that

Max:

It is too early for this

Yuki:

Im surprised you are even awake rn tbh

Max:

Okay remy the rat you cannot talk 💀

Yuki:

Says sid the sloth from the ice age 💀

Isack:

OKAY YUKI POP OFF KING

Max:

Isack you probably watched dsmp during covid you cannot talk

Isack:

SHUT UP IT WAS A PHASE

Gabi:

“Its just a phase mom!!”

Charles:

What on earth is going on

Also max keep bullying the kids

This is the entertainment i want as i eat my cereal

Pierre:

Charles you’re one to talk 

You had a justin bieber cut for like half your life

Charles:

I WAS YOUNG AND DUMB AND IMPRESSIONABLE

Max:

omg flashbacks

“It was juSt an incHident”

Charles:

Max one more word and i will teach sassy and jimmy to bark

Nico H:

kinky

Zhou:

What in the flirting is this

Is this normal??

Gabi:

Okay old man

how do u even know that word??/

You could be my freaking grandpa

Fernando:

I raised you well gabi

Keep terrorising the blonde germans

Liam:

Idk man

I just got here

Daniel:

Honestly, it’s usually worse

Everyone in this building has seen and experienced things

We should make a rule book on how to deal with them

Charles:

That is stupid

Me and max are friends, that is all

Max:

yeah

friends

Lando:

I HAVE A LECTURE STARTING 20 MISNBUTES AGO SHUT SHOT SIHT

guys stop being so interestubg

alex:

Hey guys why did i see lando book it out of the building??

Oh nvm

pierre:

Lmao 

Jack:

Is it always this chaotic here…?

Kimi:

Yeah im lowk scared

Max:

Eh don’t worry kids

Youll get used to it

George:

Don’t worry Kimi!

You’ll get used to it

Daniel:

Oooo

You guys have to fight for custody now

Max:

Shut up danny

Daniel:

Wow thats pretty hurtful language maxy

Wouldn’t want your streaming stuff to disappear now

Max:

Daniel if you do anything istg i will stop cooking for you and let you starve

Daniel:

WAIT NO IM SORRY 

MAXY

PLEASE

Yuki:

I refuse to believe that max can cook

pierre:

I have had it before

It is good, but nowhere as good as yours, yukino

Yuki:

♥️

Good

Zhou:

Only healthy relationship in this place hello

Lando:

How come zhou can say things like ths but when i do it i get stoned to death :(

George:

Because if zhou says it you know he’s got a point.

Zhou:

Damn right

Valtteri:

Oh that reminds me!

The university is planning on starting a cycling team

@carlos, @ollie you in?

Lando:

Oh yeah i heard about that

George:

Speaking of, isn’t the sporting opening day happening soon?

Ollie:

Hey valtteri, i’d love to try out

Do you know when?

Kimi:

Wait whats the sports opening day

Charles:

It marks the start of the sporting calendar

George:

Since we have no classes that day as it’s a campus wide event, we always go as a group and cheer for the people in our building who takes part in it

Jack:

This place is like a family dude

It’s awesome

Franco:

Indeed! 

I do not think any other building i’ve lived in has done this

Alex:

Well tbf most people here knows atleast one other person from before uni

It was sheer luck that we get along so well

Mostly anyway (looking at pierre and este)

Pierre:

Anything’s better then alpine residence 

And sharing a room with esteban

Fernando:

It was good when they were still called renault, then the new building managers went and fucked it up

Nico:

Oh don’t remind me

I was there right as it was becoming a shit show

Esteban:

My carpet grew mould my first week there

No doubt because of Pierre not opening the window after a hot shower 🙄

Jack:

Oh my god i was put there

But i asked to move because it was so far away from all my classes

Franco:

I was there for a year 😭

It was hell

Oscar:

Omg i dodged a bullet

I was supposed to be there but the grid had a spot so i decided to go here instead

Best decision of my life

Alex:

Okay boys stop trauma dumping in the main chat

As funny as it is

The Bark Side

(12:31 PM)

Max:

Um

I appear to have acquired another cat

Charles:

Oh?

Carlos:

Only zhou and alex have cats right?

Zhou:

Sweetcorn is here and asleep in my apartment

Max:

@alex ?

Alex:

Oh my god

goosey got out!!

And now gucci and duck are staring at me 

I feel the judgemental stares

Max:

Sassy and jimmy love her

Alex:

Aww

We have to arrange a playdate

Carlos:

Why don’t we have a pet party?

Some of the grandpa’s have pets too i think

@lewis?

Lewis:

I think most of them do…

Alex:

Yay omg

We should do it one day

Anyway max im coming to collect goosey

Max:

Door’s open :P

THE BEST BUILDING IN THE WHOLE WORLD 🔥🌏

(4:01 PM)

George:

Hello everyone! I wanted to let you know that the uni is organizing the sporting ceremony for next monday, so if everyone can try to clear their schedules so we can support everyone here who does do a sport, that would be great.

Max:

And here we have a wild george russel, in his natural habitat, being bossy 

George:

Shut up, max

Kimi:

Im a child of divorce 😪

Liam:

Wait who here does sports for the uni teams?

I could design some posters 

It would help with my portfolio too

Isack:

Ooh could i help? 

I want to try design something that isn’t garment related

Logan:

Ooh, im majoring in photography, i can get some shots of everyone in action again!

Daniel:

As the self appointed building councillor, that is an epic idea

Lance:

I’ll pay for all the supplies, i know they can be expensive :)

Liam:

Mate, you really don’t need to, i think all of the expenses would be aleast a couple hundred

Lance:

Please, i insist 😀

My dad’s a bit out of touch on how much money a uni student needs to survive, it’s the least i could do

Esteban:

One thing about living in this building is getting used to Lance's generosity

I’ve roomed with him for like 2 years and i’m still shocked at how kind he is

Lance:

💗

Logan:

Wait, so who all are the sportspeople here?

I need to get my creative juices flowing

Liam:

Yeah, it would be good to know numbers before i jump into this haha

George:

I have a powerpoint for this

Max:

Ofc you do

George:

It’s practical!

But since you lot don’t seem to feel the same way, i’ll summarize over text.

Lando - Rugby (flanker)

Max - Track and field - 100m, 400m, high-jump, long jump

Carlos, Valtteri and Ollie - cycling

Charles - tennis 

Pierre - football (striker)

Lance - ice hockey

Daniel - BMX

Zhou - fencing

Isack - Judo

Isack:

You guys gotta lock in then 

Jack:

Thats… a lot of people

im majoring in product design, @liam lmk if you’d like any help with poster design

Franco:

I can help too! It’s not my major or anything but i love drawing

Liam:

If you guys could please!

We only have a week but i think we can do it

Lando:

I’m a pretty big photography nerd too

If logan needs any help i’m down!

Logan:

Yeah i’d love that, can you use ps?

Lando:

Decently well i’d think

:D

Chapter Text

September 2nd, 2025, London, UK

THE BEST BUILDING IN THE WHOLE WORLD 🔥🌏

(8:01 AM)

Nico H:

I hate tuesdays

It has all the annoying kids

Kevin:

If you don’t get back to bed in the next 30 seconds i will throw my soldering iron at you

Gabi:

Okay grandpas 

Fernando:

What did i tell you about bullying?

Gabi:

Sorry dad 😔

George:

HOLD ON WHAT

daniel:

HAVE WE MISSED A CHAPTER????//

Lance:

Nando you have kids??

Like real ones???

Gabi:

He’s spent so much money on me he might aswell be 🤷

Fernando:

He calls me his father because he’s a cheeky fuck

Gabi:

Guilty 🤭

THE GAYTET 💅🕺

(8:20 AM)

Lando:

Omg it’s tooe arlty to be up

Alex:

I need a translator help

Lando:

Im dyslexic ur aebelist

George:

Close enough good job lando

Charles:

Why are u even up rn???

You don’t have classes til 11am right???

Lando:

Zak wants me to do some tackling drills with the new boys

Says my “expirtiese” wil help

Like fuck u ar u calling me old

George:

I had a stroke trying to read that

Alex:

Georgie be nice that was one of his more legible texts

Charles:

Oh also

How is the prep for the sporting day going?

With the banners etc?

Lando:

Oh its good :D

Logan’s teaching me some new thgns on mi chimaera (camera)

And i’m also helping liam a bit with ps

George:

Oh thats good

They’re holding it in the stadium nearby right?

Charles:

Yepp

This one’s also got a grassy viewing area so you guys could always bring picnic blankets

Logan, Oscar

(10:51 AM)

Oscar:

LOGAN

LOGAN

LOGAN]

LOGIE BEARRRR

Logan:

Oscar tf

Oscar:

I FORGOT MY CHaRTS AT HOME

IM SO DUMB

CAN U GET THEM

Logan:

WHAT]

BRO IM IN A CLASS RN

Oscar:

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Logan:

Hey so

How abt u ask lando??

Oscar:

LOGAN ARE U INSANE

Logan:

You could get to talk to him and yk…

Friendshipifise?

Oscar:

UGH YEAH BUT I  WANNA BE MORE THEN FRIENDS

Logan:

Baby steps ozzie

Oscar:

Ugh ur right

Ill mssg him

Lando, Oscar

(10:53 AM)

Oscar:

Hey lando!

Really sorry but i forgot my charts back home

Is there any way you could drop them off at campus?

Lando:

Hey osc great timnign

I wus just about to leave

[photo.png]

this it? 

Oscar:

Oh my god thank you so much

I’ll re-pay you 

Lando:

Osc hush 

I’ve asked u to bring my books so many times rmemebr?

Buut…

I have been wanting to check out that new coffee place

Lauda’s or smth

Oscar:

OK sure!

What time?

Lando:

My lecture ends around 2 

that work?

Oscar:

Yeppp fine by me 😀

Logan, Oscar

(10:52 AM)

Oscar:

HE SAID YES

Logan:

…

To bringing you your charts..?

Oscar:

Yeah and we are going to that new cafe after

Logan:

WHAT

YOU HAVE RIZZ???//

don't mess this up buddy

Oscar:

🤭

THE ROOKIES 😝

(3:28 PM)

kimi:

ollie may look innocent

but don't let his exterior fool you

he's the devil reincarnated 

worse

he IS the devil

no reincarnation

gabi:

what's he done now??

kimi:

he ate the last dumpling

ollie:

you snooze you lose bitch

kimi:

OLLIE

HOW DARE YOU

AFTER EVERYTHING

AFTER WE CO-PARENTED CHRISTINA

AFTER WE WITNESSED YUKI AND PIERRE MAKING OUT TOGETHER

AFTER OUR TAYLOR OR SHAKESPEARE DIALEMMEA

AFTER I TAUGHT YOU ITALLIAN

AFTER WE PLAYED UNO TOGETHER

Jack:

OKAY WE GET IT YOU GUYS HAVE DONE A LOT TOGETHER

But who's christina??

ollie:

our orchid

[photo.png]

gabi:

Fernando gave me a petunia called casper!!

he said "so now your dorm smells as gay as you feel"

I had never felt so seen before

franco:

LMAO WTF

help why are all the old men so funny

i wanna befirend them and unlock their lore

like videogame easter eggs

Liam:

Damn i might need to get a petunia now…

Isack:

LIAM???

Franco:

LIAM IS THERE SOMETHING U WANT TO SHARE WITH THE CLASS

Liam:

I design drag queen outfits

I watch ru-paul’s drag race religiously

Franco:

OH

Yeah nvm 

Gabi:

I never thought franco colud be out twinked

Yet here you are

Jack:

Istg liam gives off the most non-gay gay vibes.

Like bro watches drag queens but also looks like a frat boy and plates country music

Pick a side 💔

Franco:

Wow betrayal 💔

I gotta up my flirting game now

Jack:

Dw franco you can practice on me 😉

Gabi:

LMAO FRANCO JUST TURNED THE BRIGHTEST SHADE OF RED IMAGINABLE

[photo.png]

(franco, staring at his phone, VERY red)

Ollie:

👀

Kimi:

👁️👁️

Ollie:

Wrong eyes cara mia

Kimi:

Oops

Liam:

So are we going to ignore that or…

ookay

Isack:

ha patched

THE BEST BUILDING IN THE WHOLE WORLD 🔥🌏

(5:01 PM)

george:

okay who is angrily playing piano rn

carlos:

it's charles

I have my earplugs in rn i swear he hooked that up to an amp

@daniel keep your door open I'm coming in 5

daniel:

WHY ME

our apartment is actually disgusting

carlos:

because lando is at rugby

next best option

daniel:

should I feel offended or honoured

carlos:

multitask bitch

daniel:

...

fine

anyone else is welcome to join

might play uno

liam:

mate I'm coming

I need a break from isack's restless yapping

isack:

OI

we'll bring snacks rho

daniel:

the more the merrier

Just nobody go into my room

For your own sanity and innocence

Alex:

Me and george are coming in 10 xoxo

Isack, Liam

(5:25 PM)

Liam:

Isack im not hallucinating right

Isack:

Oh thank god u see it too

I thought i was going insane

Liam:

Operation cupid??

Isack:

You read my mind

we can be like the matchmaker from mulan

Liam:

Let’s plan back at our dorm

Isack:

Operation cupid is on!

We’re gonna work so well tgthr, kiwi

Chapter Text

September 3rd, 2025, London, UK

Carlos, lando

(7:01 PM)

Lando:

Carlitooosssssssssssss

on september 3rd he asked me wht day it was

Carlos:

Landitoooooooooooooo

it's september 3rd

Lando:

Question

Carlos:

Answer

Lando:

ha ha very funny

Anyways im hungry

Carlos:

And?

Lando:

Can you pretty please with sprinkls and a cherry on top pick up some food on ur way back

Carlos:

Fine but I'm choosing

and we are getting Chinese.

Lando:

Okiii get back soon 🤸🧍

My stomach is yellinf at me

actually= its barknifng

BARK LIKE U WNT IT

MEOW I WNT IR

Carlos:

The things i do for you…

But we r eating in my dorm

Lando:

Thats aebelist

Carlos:

I’m the one paying for food 

Lando:

yep yep fair point i take it back

Tell me when to go up

THE BEST BUILDING IN THE WHOLE WORLD 🔥🌏

(7:31 PM)

Liam:

Hey guys

If everyone who volunteered to make posters can come to mine and isacks apartment soon-ish, jst wanted to make a propa game plan

Isack:

NO NO I DIDNT AGREE TO THIS

MY ROOM IS SO MESSY

MERDE

Lando:

Omg thats so real

M cominf

Eating good fud rn

Carlos:

By that he means 17 spring rolls

He made me go back for more

Lando:

You didnt complain 🙄

And u also wanted mroe noodles

Alex:

I know spring rolls are good.. 

But 17 good?//

Nah

Zhou:

Honestly real

Like theres better

Lando:

Wow okay jst insult me will u 🥀

Oscar:

I think they are good 

Lando:

SEE 

IM NOT ALONE

IM NOT DELULU

Only osc understands me not you muppets 🥹

Logan, oscar

(7:35 PM)

Logan:

whipped

Oscar:

Shut upppp

…

Im bored

Logan:

Doors open 🤷

Lets play mario kart

THE ROOKIES 😝

(7:45 PM)

Franco:

Im bored

Studying is overrated

Jack:

Bro speak for yourself

Im on track to getting academic probation 😭

Kimi:

ALREADY!?!?

Its been a week

Jack:

Yeah idk the devil works in weird ways

And by that i mean flavio briatore

Liam:

Oh L

I got alan

Isack:

ALAN?1!??!

Kimi:

ALAN!!

Ollie:

ALAN

Gabi:

ALAN

Franco:

ALAN

Liam:

You guys are going to do that every time i mention him arent you

Isack:

Yep <3

Gabi:

Gay

Liam:

Dont you flirt with nico?

Thats a lil gay if u ask me

Gabi:

Yeah but for fun

Kimi:

ookay new topic

Mmh gabi whats the fernando lore

why is he ur father

Gabi:

hes basically my mentor

and rhe mainr reason im here 4 uni

and then when i graduate im gonna work in his law firm

and eventually take over :D

And ive known him since i was young

So hes like a dad 2 me

Kimi:

Awww

Ollie:

Gays any more gossip

Liam:

@isack do we tell them? 

Ollie:

TELL US WHAT

Isack:

Yeah go ahead

We need more brains anyways

We are not smart enough for this 💔

Liam:

Okay basically

You guys know daniel and carlos?

And george and alex

Gabi:

What about them/

Isack:

MERDE

THERES SO MCUH UNRESOLVED ROMANTIC TENSION

Kimi:

Wait lowk you guys are on to smth…

But don’t both daniel and carlos do sports??

Liam:

When me and isack were playing uno with them they kept on giving lovey dovey eyes to their respective partners

BUT THEY ARENT TOGETEHR

Isack:

I brought it up casually liek 

“Oh hey who yall dating”

AND THEY ALL SAID NOBODY

MERDE

HOW OBLIVIOSU CAN YOU BE

Franco:

So you want us to act as cupids??

And also @kimi once their thingy is over they r free to do wtvr

Ollie:

IM IN!!

Ill even dress up like that one dwarf in tangled

Kimi:

Nah your more like the floppy guy outside car dealerships

Isack:

Or a beanstalk

jack:

Aww

ollie:

When i did work experience in a primary school i was assigned little year ones and they LOVED to play jack and the beanstalk

Guess what i was 😀

Franco:

LMAO 

jack:

Okok back on topic

I have an idea 😈

Gabi:

Spill 

Jack:

Okok so yk how we have the sports shit soon

Liam:

Pls dont remind me

On the plus side i get to put it in my portfolio

Jack:

Basically liam you get the duos to hold up a poster

So they have to spend more time tgthr 

Franco:

That could work!!

Ill kiss you if atleast one couple gets together

Gabi:

JACK JS WENT TO RED LAMOAOAOAO

Jack:

Gabi stfu

Franco:

Ill also flirt with them

To inspire jealousy

Kimi:

okay queen

u do u

Franco:

oh i will ;)

Franco, Lando

(8:01 PM)

Franco:

Hey lando

I have boy troubles

And as my self proclaimed older brother help me please

Lando:

OH MY GOD

I never thought i’d see the day 🥹

Franco:

WHAT DO I DO??//

LANDO IM FREAKIGN OUT

Lando:

Flirt with him bby

Drop them hints like the flower girl dropping them petals at your future wedding

Franco:

LANDO NOW I HAVE THAT IMAGE IN MY HEAD

HE LOOKS SO HOT UGH

Lando:

So who is this boy ;)

Franco:

…

Its jack

Lando:

DOOHAN??!

WITH THE BUZZ CUT??

bby u could do better

Franco:

SHUSH

HES SO FINE

LIKE UGH

I HEARD THAT SQUEAL FROM MY ROOM

Lando:

oops mb

i guess i kindaa see it

and there is worse out ther

okay do not fear

Your fairy gaymother is here

Franco:

Oh what would i do without you

Lando:

Perish probs

Okay we need to come up with a game plan

Franco:

Meet up tomorrow??

I have a employee discount at senna’s

We can say we were just discussing the sports posters

Lando:

I have classes at 2 but anytime b4/after works 

Franco:

💗

Lando, Oscar

(1:35 AM)

Lando:

Oscoooooooo

u up

Wait thats stupif i see ur light is on

its spillinf into ze halway

what ze fuck apple maps

where ze fuck am i vro

oscarrrrrrrrrr

Oscar:

Lando im studying

Lando:

Awwww :((( 

Oscar:

Come in if u want/

Before i take that back

Lando:

YAY :D 

Can we play chess

Oscar:

chess??/

Lando:

Yes oscie im nawt uncultured

I watched the queens gambit

Oscar:

Im going to destroy you mate

no mercy

Lando:

No ur not

Oscar:

Yes i am

Lando:

Actions spek louder than words oscie

Oscar:

Also why does my nickname keep evolving

Its not a pokemon last i checked

Lando:

Idk

Its fun

oscar

oscie

osco

osc

car

oscarito

koala

Oscar:

koala??/

Lando:

Ur australian

And idk

U seem like youd like the colour gery

Oscar:

Wow thats betrayal

I quite like papaya

Its better then whatever you have going on with fluro yellow

Lando:

OSCAR

HOW DARE YOU

FLURO YELLO IS BEAUTIFUFL

Ur just jelly u cant pull it off like me

Oscar:

Yeah the curtains in our kitchen deffo agree with you….

Also did u find the chess set yet??/

Lando:

Uh

We r missing a queen

Oscar:

Werent you using that piece for some pictures on ur camera earlier??

Lando:

Oh yeah :D 

cominf

George, Alex

(1:41 AM)

George:

Hey alex, i know this is slightly unprofessional of me, but…

Alex:

Just cmere u big oaf

I know you cant sleep

I’ve been listening to u toss and turn for hours

And fym unprofessional 🤨

Georgie ur my best friend for like forever

George:

Thank you, lex

Truly

Alex:

Yeah yeah hurry up

stop witht the sjakespeare

im sleepy an want my heater

George:

Coming <3

Alex:

<3

Max, charles

(1:52 AM)

Max:

Do you hate me?

U up?

I miss you

Charles:

Max i miss the old us

Why do i feel like this

Max i miss you

Daniel, carlos

(1:53 AM)

Daniel:

Why do i feel like this whenever i think about you

How did you figure out that you like men?

Chapter Text

September 4th, 2025, London, UK

Lando, Oscar

(3:48 AM)

Oscar:

How the fuck

Lando:

Told u 🤭

Oscar:

Nah mate you had to be cheating

Wtf

Lando:

I told u im not uncultured

Oscar:

YOU GOT ME IN CHECKMATE IN 6 MOVES ONE GAME LANDO

lando:

well tbh your opening moves were shit

oscar:

YOU WON EVERY SINGLE TIME.

WE PLAYED 13 MATCHES

Thats not beginners luck

Lando:

Eehhehe

Okay oscarino im gonna tell u a secret

Tell nobody

Oscar:

Okay…

Lando:

I used to play chess in like tounaments

for like 12 years

My dad taught me young

said it would look good on a cvv

Oscar:

actually??

Lando thats insane

Lando:

aww

But i quit cos i wanted to focus on rugby

Oscar:

And y is this a secret?

Lando genuinly you have so much talent

Lando:

Charles, carlos, lewis etc ALWAYSS play chess

yheir egos r so high from that istg

and sometimes they miss the most OBVIOSU move

its annyoign

And they’ve been talking about doing a grid chess comp

liek that time the whole building got together and played board games that 1 time last yr

So ive kept it hush

So i cn destory them and say “oops beginner luck”

Oscar:

Wtf mate your evil

Okay i really want to see this now

Lando:

Heheh

Once the sports opening day shit is over ill get a bit more free time

Oscar:

Lando genuinely your so freaking smart

Why do u downplay it???

Lando:

I dont really

I have dyslexia so ppl js assume

I just let my actions speak louder

Oscar:

Mate ur insane

Ugh my eyes keep closing

Goodnight lando

Lando:

Goodnight osco

We shld do this again somedsay

Oscar:

Yepppp

Mmandnfdmdmsnfdmn

THE GAYTET 💅😜

(3:52 AM)

Lando:

Guys how do you figure out if you lke someone

Ive liked carlos so long ive forgotten what it feels like

Ive grown immune

Oscar, logan

(9:01 AM)

Oscar:

Hey logan

Logan:

Hey sleeping beauty

Your up late

yu always message me by like 7

Oscar:

Yeah about that…

Logan:

What are you hiding

Oscar:

Iwasuplatelastnightplayingchesswithlando

Logan:

WHAT

OSCAR

BUDDY

WHAT

Oscar:

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(the screenshots are all the texts, but lando’s confession is scribbled over)

Logan:

HOLY SHIT BRO

And here i was thinking you guys would never progress

What’s under the orange scribbles tho

Oscar:

A secret he told me

He trusted me with it

Logan:

Awww

Thats so sweet if not annoying for me

Oscar:

Also, heard that arthur’s coming in 3 weeks

Said he’s staying with his brother 👀

Logan:

OHMYGOD!?!/

Oscar what do i do

Oscar

Oscar:

We both are doomed aren’t we

Logan:

Yep…

Also, chess???

Oscar:

Man idk

Logan:

Im spirallinf 

Oscar:

That makes two of us

Logan:

Coffee at senna’s?

Zhou’s coming too

Oscar:

The gang’s getting back together

Lemme find my shoes and ill head down

Logan:

bett

Franco, Lando

(9:07 AM)

Franco:

Hola lando!!

We still on??

Lando:

Absolutely mate, i just need to find my right shoe

😬

Franco:

Lmao what?/

Lando:

Ive checked everywhere

It actually disappeared from the matrix

Lemme ask the building gc wait

Franco:

Take all the time you need

this is very entertaining loll

THE BEST BUILDING IN THE WHOLE WORLD 🔥🌏

(9:08 AM)

Lando:

Hello gamerz!!!//

Has anyone seen a lone right shoe anywhere

Max:

How do you lose a single shoe

Alex:

Im not surprised

Oscar:

Is it not on our shoe rack??

Lando:

See i never use that shoe rack

it ruins my aesthetic

I just fling them off whenever i remember too

i once fell asleep wearing them :D

Oscar:

Ofcourse you do

I think i saw a shoe by my bed, that yours?

Lando:

Nope, those r my sambas

I was looking for those tho

Oscar:

Mate just wear those ones

Lando:

They clash with my outfit tho 

Id look so odd

Plus you only wear whit e tee’s soo…

Max:

Only you could care about that istg

Lando:

HOW DARE YOU

MAX EMILLIAN VERTSAYPPEN I WILL STARCH ALL OF UR SKINNY EJANS

THEY WILL BECOME STIFF AS A BOARD

I WILL BURN ALL THAT HIDEOUS REDBULL MERCH

Plus everyone knows mclaren is the superior team to support

franco:

you know what else is as stiff as a board... 😏

Lewis:

I’ll help

max is a walking fashion disaster

Max: 

Betrayal :0

All because i beat the old man at old school mario kart once

Carlos:

Ay cabron

This it?

[photo.png] 

Lando:

OMG CARLOS MY GOAT

MY LIFESAVER

I OWE YOU

Charles:

How tf did lando’s right shoe make it to our apartment

We live 3 floors above you!?//

Lando:

Me n carlps had takeout tgthr

I mustve only worn one shoe when leavinf

Carlos:

🤦

Charles:

LMAO CARLOS JUST FACEPALMED SO HARD IRL THE SLAP ECHOED OFF THE WALL

Carlos:

How tf did i end up with such a stupid best friend

Lando:

You love me 😜

Carlos:

Unfortunately 

Every day with you my braincells go on strike

George:

Ill drink to that

Franco, Lando

(9:17 AM)

Lando:

I'm almost there!!1

a seagull just shat right by me

one more step i would be a goner

I just saw the sign

Franco:

And i opened up my eyes i saw the sign

Alright!!

I just sat down, im by the window

In that little booth

Lando:

Mint!!

Thats my fav place to sit :>

this feels so fun

and its so much better than those ai reddit videos

with the subway surfers gameplay

which is so shit btw

Franco:

Oh rlly??

i get all the minecraft parkour ones

Ugh i have so much to yap about hurry up

Lando:

Is this how jenson felt when he adopted me

Franco:

Idk but i see u walking up

Lando:

:D

What do u want?

Franco:

Oh i couldnt ask you to get me anything…

ugh who am i kidding

matcha pls

i promise i'm not a performative male 

And then i HAVE to tell you how fucking fine jack looked 2 days ago

he can even pull off a buzz like holy 

Lando:

Omg you really are my son

I gotta ask charles for adoption papers

Franco:

😘

Logan, Oscar

(9:17 AM)

Logan:

Hey, mate…

Oscar:

Don’t say it.

Logan:

Are you sure that we aren’t overthinking it?

They could just be friends

Oscar:

With that lovesick look, deffo not friends

I hate how perfect they look togthr

I almost cant bear to watch but at the same time i can’t stop yk

I wish that was me

Logan:

Oh :((

Oscar:

Landos face

I wish he looked at me like that

he looked so sickly in love

Fuck i can’t do this anymore

Logan:

Mate im so sorry

Oscar:

Nah it’s fine

I just need to figure out how to be normal around lando now

Logan:

Give it time

Feelings dont disappear overnight

Oscar:

But hes so

perfect

Ugh i can’t do this

him nd franco look better together anyways

I have a lecture in 30, needa grab my stuff

Logan:

:(((

Im sorry dude

Are u sure u don’t want me to interrogate franco properly?/

Oscar:

I don’t think i could do it if i found out they r serious

I think i would have to move out

God that sounds so dramatic

Logan:

Not dramatic mate, just feelings

Chapter Text

September 4th, 2025, London, UK

Franco, Lando

(9:17 AM)

Franco:

I cannot thank you enough for just sitting and letting me yap about jack 😭

If i saw my face during that i know i’d look like a man possessed by cupid

Lando:

Hey hey its fine :>

I’m sure i looked the same talking about osc

That’s the first time i ever admitted it out loud i think

Franco:

I think im going to message jack now

Lando:

Good luck romeo 😜

Franco:

Ah one thing, could u not mention this yet?

I do not know what would happen if any of the rookies found out

Or jack

I think i would lock myself in and never go outside again

Lando:

🤐

Your secret is safe with me ;D

Franco, Jack

(9:31 AM)

Franco:

Hola jack!!

You do product design right??

Jack:

Hello franco!!

I do, why?

Franco:

Ah, i need some help for a project…

I need to create a business around a certain market, and i got the stationary industry

And i need some help on designing it 😅

Could we meet up either today/tomorrow??

Jack:

Ofc mate!!

If you want just come up to mine and gabi’s room, i’ll teach you come cad

Franco:

Oh thank you so much!!1

Ill come by this afternoon

Jack:

:))

THE GAYTET 💅😜

(9:52 AM)

Alex:

LANDO

LANDO

LANDOOOO

AND IT WAS ALL TOO MUCH FOR LITTLE LANDO NORRIS

BUDDY

YOU CAN’T JUST DROP THAT AT 3AM

George:

Blimey 

@lando

Explanation now

Or if you want i can make a powerpoint

Charles:

LANDO LANDO LANDO

GET ON HERE YOU MUPPET

Lando:

Thats my line >:(

George:

Thank god

I was going to break down your door

Now.

Explain

Lando:

Mother hen george is scary

Anyway

Im so confused

Feelings suck

Charles:

I second that

George:

Well lando i hope you know we are all here for you whenever you figure it out

Alex: 

Don’t listen to egorge he just wants the gossip

George:

ALEX!!!

I can be a good friend and get gossip, i’ll have you know

Lando:

Yeah yeah

But seriously tho

I don’t think i like carlos??

Honestly i don’t think i’ve liked him for a while

Charles:

WHAT

Lando:

I think my feelinfs went away slowly so i never rlly notised

But i wus talking to some1 new

(no i will not say who yet george)

nd idkkkkkkk? i suddenfly felt different around him

Alex:

Aww lando u can trust us :(

Lando:

I can trust you lex

But not regina george over there

mt crush will probs be featured in the school newsletter by the end of the week

charles:

the fact that you aren’t 100% wrong…

Alex:

OMG REMEMBER THAT TIME IN HS WHEN GEORGE ACCIDENTALLY SCREENSHARED HIS EXCEL SPREADSHEET OF EVERYONES CRUSHES TO THE BIG TV IN ENGLISH

George:

No pls everyone hated me that year 😩

Lando:

Good reason mate

Charles:

Im not complaining 🤷

Lando:

nly cause u found out that like half the girls and boys fancied you

Charles:

My ego still hasn’t gone down tbh

Alex:

but seriously lando

If you want to talk about it, we’re here

Lando: 

Ty lex :))

I will soon, i just want to try figure it out myself yk?//

Charles:

Okay enough moping

Lando it is not a good look on you

Everyone come to mines tonight!!

Carlos will cook

We will watch kpop demon hunters

Alex:

OHMYGOD YES CHARLIE YES

I could kiss you rn

Charles:

Please do not

Be there or square!!

George:

Close enough

But when??

Charles??

Lando:

Charles u better make ice cream

Its so much better then any store bought ones

Charles:

Yes yes obviously 

Come in the afternoon after classes

Around 7pm!!

Lando:

Bettt

Alex, george

(10:01 AM)

George:

Lexxxxx

Alex:

Yes georgie?

George:

Im boreddddd

Alex:

And that is my problem how

George:

Stop scrolling on tiktok and go out with meeee

We both dont have classes til 2 anyway

Alex:

Uugh

As long as we dont go to the gym again

I was not prepared

George:

Aww i thought u liked me hot and sweaty 😔

Alex:

Yeah no

Never again

George:

Wow okay my ego just shattered

Alex:

Cry about it

George:

lexxxx

Get readyyyyyyyyyy

Alex:

fiiine

The things i do for you smh

George:

We can go to that overpriced cafe u like

so you can be a performative male

I need to revise my notes anyway

Alex:

Only cause i can get matcha

Getting up now 🥀

THE ROOKIES 😝

(11:05 AM)

Jack:

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Thought you gays would like this

Ollie:

IS THAT GEORGE AND ALEX?!?!?

Isack:

Oh my god this is monumental

Liam:

Guys they aren’t even kissing

Kimi:

BUT THEY R CLOSE

Isack:

Its just a bro hug

Me and liam do it all the time

Gabi:

All the time you say??

😏

Liam:

NOT LIKE THAT

Kimi:

Sure buddy

Isack:

Im confused

Gabi:

Go back to reading or wtvr unc

Jack, liam

(11:07 AM)

Jack:

So…

Isack??

Liam:

Shut up

Jack:

Yeah no

Southern hemisphere bros and all that

Liam:

What about franco then huh??

Jack:

He’s just a friend

Liam:

Yeah like me having totally no feelings whatsoever for isack

Who r you lying to be so real mate

Jack:

I’m not gay tho

Liam:

Guilty until proven innocent

Jack:

Thats…

The whole point??

I don’t like guys like that

He’s just a friend

Liam:

Oh is this how i look when i deny feelings for isack

Delusion is not a good look on you mate

Neither is that buzzcut but i’ll give it a pass

Jack:

What have i done to you lil bro 🥀

Liam:

Exist

Bring up isack

Be stupid and dense

Now the question is what are we doing about it

Jack: 

We???

Liam:

I’ll confess to isack if you confess to franco

Jack:

Well your never going to confess cause i don’t like franco

Liam:

Okay buddy

Mick, Jack

(11:31 AM)

Jack:

Hey how’d you find out you like guys?