Have you ever seen Bruce and Batman in the same room?
Identity Porn!!
Or secret identity, I guess. For example (something seen most often by me) Tony Stark/X ship. Tony never told the world he was Iron Man. X has a crush on both or one and hates the other but doesn't know they are the saaaame
(Open, Moderated)
Random works
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all each riddles, when unknown by susiecarter
Fandoms: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Man of Steel (2013), DC Extended Universe
15 Jul 2017
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Post-MoS AU: Clark, struggling to deal with the events of Black Zero Day, is assigned a straightforward human-interest piece—on Wayne Enterprises. Then Batman catches Superman's attention, Clark Kent starts investigating Batman, Bruce Wayne spends a lot of time
arguing withhitting on Clark Kent, and Bruce's best efforts to find a way to hurt Superman start to bear fruit.And then things get complicated.
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Tangled And Twisted, The Road Down To Hell by peterspajamas for purposefullyinlove
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
04 Jan 2021
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Tony Stark is a recovering weapons dealer, the Avengers sponsor, and maybe, just maybe, the most hated billionaire in his own Tower. Under their noses, he saves people as Iron Man, and the stress of such opposite lives weighs on him. The hero or the scapegoat? People only see one.
Steve Rogers has one goal, and it’s to keep his team safe. From the original members, Jan, Clint, Thor, to the secretive ones, like Iron Man. There are two types of people in his life, really. Subordinates and superiors. One night, after a battle, though, he gets drunk. He loses a bet. Tony Stark wakes up to a proposition, but he knows the truth: it’s fake. He can also use it to his advantage and escape the role he’s playing for the Avengers, finally enter their world as his real self and not a secret identity. Guilty about the bet, Steve agrees.
On their own, neither one of them would end up where they go. But circumstances demand: they build something easily breakable, soft and trusting. But nothing is real: Not Tony, who is also Iron Man, not their fuckbuddies relationship, and definitely not Steve, who wants nothing more than to isolate himself.
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The Secrets That You Keep by Shi_Toyu for MassiveSpaceWren
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
25 Jul 2018
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One week ago, Captain America and the Winter Soldier left a broken Iron Man in a Siberian HYDRA bunker... Now they're standing in Tony Stark's living room with no idea he's the man they left behind.
Series
- Part 4 of Shi's Tony Stark Bingo 2018 Fills
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The (Not So) Great Pretender by RayShippouUchiha
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
11 Dec 2017
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“What,” Tony says softly but with a great depth of feeling, “the actual fuck just happened?”
“I believe, Sir,” JARVIS pipes up from the phone in his pocket, an unnecessary amount of what sounds like glee in his voice, “that you’ve once again managed to maintain your closely guarded secret identity. Truly your subterfuge skills know no bounds."
“You’re an asshole J,” Tony mutters back as he reaches up to rub at his temple. He either has a headache coming on or a blood clot. At this point he’s honestly not sure which he’d prefer.
"I did learn from the best, Sir,” JARVIS tells him sunnily.
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Steve Rogers: Undercover Robosexual by jellybeanforest
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
04 Dec 2019
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Tony Stark is a selfish, narcissistic asshole with a God complex, which makes his invention of the superhero Iron Man, an impressive android with an AI that surpasses even J.A.R.V.I.S. in complexity, all the more puzzling. Stuck in a future he struggles to understand, Steve surprisingly gets along with the bag of bolts more than any flesh-and-blood being. He often has to stop himself from taking chances with real human life (including his own) when Iron Man is in danger. After all, Stark likely has several back-up copies of Iron Man’s code, so he can always make another one, right? That’s what Steve tells himself anyway when he sees Iron Man flying a missile destined for New York City through a wormhole to destroy the Chitauri warship.
And then Steve gets a call from the man himself on his private comm channel.
“Hey Cap.”
“Stark, this isn’t a good time. I’m kind of in the middle of something. Can I call you back later?” Steve says, head tipped up to watch Iron Man’s ascension.
Based on a Cap-IronMan Kinkmeme Prompt. For the Cap-IronMan Bingo 2019 Round 2 – O5 Photo Prompt.
Random bookmarks
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got kicked out of the yacht club by picturecat for zappedbysnow
Fandoms: Marvel Adventures: Avengers, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
24 Dec 2022
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On an undercover mission on an exclusive cruise, Steve finds himself struggling to stay above sea level. Luckily, he has backup—unluckily, that backup is the attractive civilian that Iron Man spends all his spare time rescuing from certain death.
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When Clark Kent arrives in Gotham after the events of The Dark Knight, he is determined to uncover the truth about the events of those dark days--and prove Batman's innocence. However, certain pieces of the puzzle remain baffling to him, like one playboy billionaire.
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Paved With Good Intentions (I'm on the road to hell) by itsallAvengers
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
01 Sep 2018
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When the mysterious group of vigilante assassins known only as 'The Avengers' are tipped off about the dirty secrets that lie within Stark Industries, Steve Rogers has his heart set on taking out Tony Stark for good in order to protect the rest of the world from his evil. He's seen the footage, after all- Stark is a man who fights only for himself. And of course, when a job arises as chief bodyguard for Stark, to protect him from the growing threat of an ominously infatuated stalker, the opportunity is way too good for him to miss out on. It's the perfect placement, and the perfect way to find out whether or not their tipoff is genuine.
But as Steve falls into rank as the new bodyguard for Mr. Stark and he spends time getting to know and protect him, his initial hatred begins to falter and merge into something different, something far more terrifying than the prospect of killing the face of Stark Industries.
Steve Rogers may just be falling in love with him instead.
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Put My Money Where Your Mouth Is by darter_blue for inihiu
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
13 Jun 2020
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Batman overhears the Justice League gossipping about his Brucie Wayne alter ego and, through a series of escalations (and Clark being accosted by Hal for coming to Bruce’s defense), decides to use his secret identity and a visit to the Watchtower to troll them all.
Only it turns out maybe Batman is not the world’s greatest detective, as he realises his feelings for Clark (and Clark’s feelings for Batman) might make things a little more complicated.
Cue Identity porn, team shenanigans and a couple of hopelessly oblivious superheroes and a lot of fluffy crack.
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Tony didn't mean to become Steve's BFF and the greatest thorn in his side at the same time, it just sort of happened. In a world where Tony Stark didn't come out as Iron Man, he has managed to keep his identity a closely guarded secret, even from many of his teammates... the only problem is Steve Rogers seems to be falling for Iron Man, and he doesn't much care for Tony Stark.
