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Untitled Goose Fic by rattatatosk
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Untitled Goose Game (Video Game)
19 Oct 2019
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It's a lovely week in the South Downs, and Crowley is at war with a Horrible Goose.
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Defence Cascade by Twilightcitysky
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
23 Feb 2021
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“Let’s talk about things that can cause symptoms like yours. Have you stopped or started any medications?”
Fell looked at the other man in the room. “Medications…?”
“You remember when Mrs. Dowling would have one of her ‘episodes’ and need to have a lie down? I used to bring her paracetamol.”
“Did you turn it on in some way? Or did she, before she swallowed it?”
“Just a glass of water for afters, usually.” The man in black spread his hands, palms up. “Does that count?”
“I imagine it would ‘stop’ once it’s in the gastric cavity- or is that when it ‘starts’?”
Both men looked at Amber, eyebrows raised. She was almost sure they were taking the piss. Nearly, completely sure about that. 75% sure, at least.
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Aziraphale is having some trouble with his human corporation. He and Crowley decide to let the humans have a go at fixing it. A psychiatric trainee working the emergency room has an unusual night.
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Riding the Teabag by anna_bird, dbacklot99, harlotofgod, LemonTart, sixbynine, WiblyWobly_TimeyWimey for PaperclipNinja
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 Sep 2024
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Crowley owns a busy surf school somewhere in Australia and doesn’t have time for boring things like “filing papers” and “doing taxes.” He longs for the open water, the wind in his hair and a board under his feet. Luckily, his coworker Ana has a fresh-off-the-boat English friend who just happens to have a way with numbers — and a confusingly erotic obsession with the perfect cup of tea.
Soon a tidal wave of attraction is unleashed, stirring up an office romance that’s hotter, wetter, and steamier than a freshly dunked Twinings tea bag.
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A gift fic for paperclip_ninja, who expressed a fondness for tea and surfing and probably didn't expect it to be interpreted like this.
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- Part 1 of Ineffabili-TEA
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The Larger Hope by NaroMoreau, summerofspock
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
03 Jun 2022
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It's unfair. A joke of the universe, Crowley thinks, to make him the biggest bottom in the London area with a huge dollop of size queen to boot and then to turn around and give him eight inches of useless dick between his legs.
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Collection of short Good Omens works, mostly under 1000 words. Written for a variety of crack prompts and games.
This is the second volume of my collection, to avoid the tags becoming unwieldy.