eret is traumatised collection
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the f̶a̶l̶s̶e̶ king by TheOnlyHuman
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
05 Apr 2021
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"To think my King would go behind my back and send supplies to the enemy? I didn't want to believe it at first."
He kicked her again. The force with which he laid down the blows suggested he was not holding back. He hadn't even let her get a word in.
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Dream dethrones Eret in favour of George. Eret is kicked out, injured and weak. They find themself on a stranger's doorstep.
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- Part 1 of 𝖕𝖊𝖔𝖕𝖑𝖊 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊
- Part 1 of eret is traumatised collection
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ȩ̵̤̠̟̥͔̺̳͔͖̩͖̯͋̎̔͐͐̈̿͋̈͐̋̚͝x̵̧̳̭̝̍̓ē̷̫͈̪̬̣̘̻͒͑̋̂̔̋̀͆̾̓̕͘c̶̜͔̩̘̻̥̞̥͔̼̀̎̎͗̀̔̊̒͘̕ú̴̻͊́͒̊͂̎̑̏́̚͘t̶̨̡͙̪̠͍̗͈͆̓͛̍̓̿̆̈̓i̵̢̡̨͎̦̼͇͉͚̜͇̳͗̌͐̓̒̈̑͊̎̇ͅȯ̴̼͔͍͓͚̮̙̺̺͂̏͌̿̂̏̽͛̒́̕̕͜n̶̬̥͓̠̬̳͓̩͎̭̞͚̽ by TheOnlyHuman
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
01 Oct 2023
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the executioner comes a-knockin'.
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Eret finds a family. Then, she finds herself. There's a moderate amount of chaos in between.Series
- Part 2 of 𝖕𝖊𝖔𝖕𝖑𝖊 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊
- Part 2 of eret is traumatised collection
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Low-class noble, Foolish of Cail, attends the Autumn Ball in hopes of quietening his Mother's raving for him to find a wife. Unexpectedly, the Crown Prince of the Empire is there. Things take an unexpected turn.
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Sitting on the gold throne, they rose their hand and bent their finger.
Foolish’s heart thundered in his chest. Unsure, he rose his hand and pointed to himself.
The Crown Prince nodded.or, Foolish is called upon by the Crown Prince. He has no choice but to obey.
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- Part 3 of eret is traumatised collection
- Part 1 of Lagom
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According to the Academy's textbooks, there are no living Rangers who have the mental ferocity to Solo Pilot. The neural load was made to be split; everyone says it can't be done, that any Ranger who does is an anomaly. The Ranger who actively solo pilots on a regular occurrence - Eret, lone Jaeger pilot of Mark III Jaeger 'Eternal' - should be dead.
That doesn't change the fact that someone can solo pilot without frying their brain. Ranboo clings onto this whenever a kaiju kills his partner. He can avenge Tubbo - if only his Marshal would let him pilot his Jaeger alone.
Ranboo's normal, the other pilots spit in his face, the neural load would fry his brain - but Ranboo can't take no for an answer unless he wants to shatter apart into a million tiny pieces.
In response, they ship him off to Anchorage Shatterdome to meet his new mentor: Eret.
OR, Pacific Rim solo piloting au: Eret mentors Ranboo on how to do the impossible. Neither are okay, but they don't need to be to beat the shit out of the monsters that threaten humanity. Momret and kidboo.
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- Part 4 of eret is traumatised collection
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What's a billionaire to do with their spouse? Foster children, of course.
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"I want to adopt," said Foolish.
Eret questioned, "Why?"or,
how eret n foolish adopted tommy innit, tubbo, ranboo and purpledSeries
- Part 1 of hittade
- Part 5 of eret is traumatised collection
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are you smelling this shit, eau de résistance by TheOnlyHuman
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
27 Nov 2025
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When fairytale-like stories were woven for things happening on real soil, the desired endings were rarely met. Eret was proof of that; weary, haggard, molded by war-death-fear. They seldom lingered in one place, always on the move. Always leaving a trail of destruction in their wake.
The night they stumbled upon a hamlet in a small country, they forgot why they always moved on. They settled down, prepared to join L'Manberg's fight for freedom.
It took them very little time to remember why they did not stay in the towns they passed by. The white eyes of death did not bring peace with them.
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once a child soldier; always a soldier, never a child. eret is broken but at least they break everything they play with.Chapters 1-19 = L'Manberg/SMP [Arc 1]
Chapters 20-26 = Interlude
Chapters 27-current = The Antarctic Empire [Arc 2]Series
- Part 6 of eret is traumatised collection
- Part 1 of vissna
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blood of a friend by TheOnlyHuman
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
25 Apr 2021
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the red banquet but eret's tired
and unironically emotionally scarredSeries
- Part 7 of eret is traumatised collection
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abrogation by TheOnlyHuman
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
09 May 2021
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A trip to Cuba had been a long time coming.
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Eret goes to check up on Arkhos' Cuban subset and brings Watson family and co. What's meant to be a peaceful three day trip turns into a rollercoaster straight from hell.
But, really, what did they expect with Tommy there?
mafia au :)
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- Part 4 of arkhos
- Part 8 of eret is traumatised collection
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hodiernal by TheOnlyHuman
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
03 Apr 2022
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[hodiernal: pertaining to the present, to today]
Months after Cuba, Eret is healing. The kids are going to therapy. Things are getting better – almost, nearly. Maybe not.
Because there's a storm on the horizon, and someone's going to drown in the rains.
_'when everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.'
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- Part 5 of arkhos
- Part 9 of eret is traumatised collection
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Grand Duke of the Ulik Empire, Foolish Älskade, sits on the border of his territory day in, day out for three whole years. He worries of a war, not allowing his army to move from their posts until he is sure the threat is gone.
Turns out, the threat he should be worrying about isn't the one along the grassy border, but instead in his own home. In the form of a wife he barely knows.
Or, Eret and Foolish are in an Arranged, Loveless Marriage. A death and a tad of irreversible time travel (due to unknown means) later, and the two of them aren't so sure if the marriage is as loveless as it once seemed.
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- Part 10 of eret is traumatised collection