Fuck EVERY Canon.
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Fuck Naruto Canon (Or: Four Idiots and Their Stupid OP Kekkei Genkai) by CyberQueen_Jolyne, desolatedsabers, StitchLipsScrawlings, The_Mad_Mystic
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
10 Aug 2024
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On this episode of Ninja Gear:
An Uchiha is somehow the only member of the squad with decent parents
A nonbinary thot becomes nearly indestructible with the power of calcium
A small child has severe crippling depression
And an Uzumaki child destabilizes international politics by bombing a city
Or: Four Idiots self insert into Naruto with varying degrees of trauma, autism, OP Bloodline bullshit, and whatever the fuck else we decided to throw in.
The Third Shinobi War has never been so fucking stupid.
"We can't call this crack because of Sakuya and her depression!" - desolatedsabers
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- Part 1 of Fuck EVERY Canon.
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Nerevarine: Hero or Monster? by The_Mad_Mystic
Fandoms: Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind, Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
19 Jun 2025
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The Nerevarine has arrived in Morrowind, but with knowledge of the days to come. A male dunmer with memories stolen and memories given, sent on the path to become the Nerevarine, decides perhaps Tamriel needs a positive change, for once.
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If you read my other works, you probably know what to expect.Series
- Part 2 of Fuck EVERY Canon.
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Fuck Shield Hero Canon, Or: Eight Idiots Decide to Pull a John Brown with Their Stupid OP Bullshit by Argo_The_Rat, Cheese_Bandit21, CT_2864_Clone_1853034, CyberQueen_Jolyne, Randomsumofagum, ResiRess, SaberTheMage, The_Mad_Mystic
Fandoms: 盾の勇者の成り上がり - アネコユサギ | Tate no Yuusha no Nariagari | The Rising of the Shield Hero - Aneko Yusagi, 盾の勇者の成り上がり | Tate no Yuusha no Nariagari | The Rising of the Shield Hero (Anime), 大神 | Okami (Video Games), Dark Souls (Video Games), Soul Eater (Anime & Manga), Doom (Video Games)
15 Oct 2024
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Man, fuck slavery, right?
Eight dumbasses are given the power to utterly annihilate the status quo in the Shield Hero world and, in the words of that one John Brown meme:
"FACE THE JUDGEMENT OF THE LORD, SLAVER!"
Needless to say, the plotline derails very, very quickly.
(This is a discontinued fic, because we uh... all lost interest after we realized how little of substance there was to this whole series. Sorry.)
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- Part 3 of Fuck EVERY Canon.
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Fuck Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Canon: Flames in Eternal Winter by Argo_The_Rat, CyberQueen_Jolyne, FXCF, LuckyJester, Randomsumofagum, ResiRess
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime 1997-2023)
30 May 2025
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The Pokémon world is in danger and Arceus, owing to the lack of humans aged 10-16, summons some helpers to save the world.
That stupid fuck.
These six idiots rapidly become overpowered and, in the process of saving the world many times over, are very interested in making a complaint to the llama in charge. Fist first.
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- Part 4 of Fuck EVERY Canon.
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Fuck RWBY Canon V1: The Short-Lived Adventures Team AJKS by Argo_The_Rat, CyberQueen_Jolyne, InternecionWitch (IntWitch), ResiRess, The_Mad_Mystic
Fandoms: RWBY
25 May 2025
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Argo Waiporoporo is only there on orders from Sienna.
Jinxy is just trying to find a place in the world.
Kuro Akagumo wants to become a cyborg.
Hima Starwort is doing her best to make her parents proud.
And Zinnia Vega is the dumb bitch assistant professor tasked with keeping her pack of dipshits from burning out.
Whether or not she succeeds at this is entirely up to chance.
An entry in the Fuck Canon series that died before it went anywhere, sadly.
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- Part 5 of Fuck EVERY Canon.
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Fuck RWBY Canon 2: Bigger, Gayer, Dumber by Argo_The_Rat, CyberQueen_Jolyne, desolatedsabers, InternecionWitch (IntWitch), The_Mad_Mystic
Fandoms: RWBY
11 Aug 2025
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Team RWBY, but...
Ruby Rose is an Eldritch Abomination (NOT God) and mother of a bunch of squid kids (though she'd love more)
Weiss, formerly Schnee- THE GRIMM ARE ENDLESS BLOOD IS FUEL
Blake Belladonna is content to dodge as much child support as possible utilizing her half devil powers and study of the blade
Yang Xiao-Long won worst father award 20 years running and is semi-content with just running the Vale underworld
...Ozpin doesn't have enough alcohol for this. At least Qrow doesn't need his stores anymore, considering the horror movie bullshit he got turned into.
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- Part 6 of Fuck EVERY Canon.
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Fuck DxD Canon: Lesbians, Sluts, and Harem Antics by Argo_The_Rat, CyberQueen_Jolyne, desolatedsabers, InternecionWitch (IntWitch), The_Mad_Mystic
Fandoms: Highschool DxD (Anime)
21 Nov 2025
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In which Issei makes drugs, Vali is a whore, and also half our main cast is a Touhou reference. Also there's a lot of sluttery and harem antics, both straight, gay, and bisexual in nature.
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- Part 7 of Fuck EVERY Canon.
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Fuck Overlord Canon (Or: HALF OUR WRITING TEAM LEFT BUT WE STAY GOOFY) by Argo_The_Rat, CyberQueen_Jolyne, The_Mad_Mystic
Fandoms: オーバーロード - 丸山くがね | Overlord - Maruyama Kugane
25 Apr 2026
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YGGDRASIL. A cutting edge VRMMO game lasting for over twelve years of service. Within its servers, its playerbase found friendship, endless entertainment, brotherhood, love, a shitload of gamebreaking bullshit both intentional and not, predatory monetization, shameless usage of old IPs from before the third world war, and also a SHITLOAD of in-game racism.
This is the story of two of YGGDRASIL's final active guilds: Ainz Ooal Gown, and the actual main characters of the story... GODSLAYER LUNACY.
Or: Four idiots end up in the New World at the same time as Momonga. Some absolute bullshit ensues, and somewhere along the way a skeleton gains the ability to have sex.
Yes, that is an important plot point.
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- Part 8 of Fuck EVERY Canon.
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Just Horsing Around (A Very Short Lived Fuck Canon Subsidiary) by Argo_The_Rat, CyberQueen_Jolyne
Fandoms: ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types, Fate/Grand Order, 大神 | Okami (Video Games), ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
08 Apr 2026
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A very short lived, quickly cancelled jaunt into the idea of "what happens if you drop 3 characters with stupid busted powers into uma musume, but they can only express that power by running races 99% off the time?"
Technically a part of the Fuck Canon series, but like... Uma Musume doesn't HAVE a lot of canon anyway. Oops.
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- Part 9 of Fuck EVERY Canon.