Azurys' MCYT Fic Fight 2024
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"The notes page scrolled to the bottom entirely on its own and new words began to appear.
i can hear :000
NOWHERE IS SAEF HAHHAAHAAHA"Definitely alive," Phil corrected himself. "Somehow.""
Or: Tommy is a sentient computer program living in Techno's computer. This is a new development for all involved
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- Part 1 of Azurys' MCYT Fic Fight 2024
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"The video turned dizzyingly head over heels and there was a sharp curse, followed by a string of unintelligible words as a hand covered the screen. Philza's first assumption was that Tommy had dropped his communicator, but then he caught a snippet of the words.
"-behind you-""
Or: In which space pirate Phil finds a human on his ship. This is a problem for multiple reasons, not least of which is the fact that they don't speak the same language
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- Part 2 of Azurys' MCYT Fic Fight 2024
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""That definitely could've gone better," the vigilante muttered to themself, the sound carrying along the street. They didn't seem to have noticed Techno yet. They'd figure out he was there sooner or later, though, as their path took them right in his direction.
Techno saw the exact moment the vigilante realized he was there. They stumbled backwards, nearly tripping as they did so.
"Hey," he said, in a very cool and dramatic way."
Or: there's a new vigilante in Techno's part of the city. Said vigilante isn't very good at staying safe, so he decides to help them out a bit
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- Part 3 of Azurys' MCYT Fic Fight 2024
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"You know what, heck it. Asking directly was probably his best bet.
"How do you know if someone's a vampire?"
A pause.
"... what?""
Or: Tommy suspects his roommate, Ranboo, is a vampire, and goes to a friend to confirm his suspicions. Techno, an actual vampire, is not very happy about this turn of events
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- Part 4 of Azurys' MCYT Fic Fight 2024
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The Blood on Your Hands (Is Something You Won't Lose) by Azurys for titanthesleepyrat
Fandoms: Dream SMP
13 Aug 2024
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"Y'know what," he started after a moment, "Screw the Hero Commission. We're gonna be the best heroes they've ever seen, that'll show 'em." Corvus snorted a laugh, and he continued, "Either that, or we fail the first mission and start a dramatic villain arc about how we've been wronged by the government. That could be fun."
"Mate, we're literally at headquarters right now," Corvus said, still laughing. "This is the worst place to plan out our descent into villainy. At least wait til we're outside, yeah?"
Or: in which Techno hears bloodthirsty voices, while Phil can kill people with a touch. They become best friends- and then things start going wrong
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- Part 5 of Azurys' MCYT Fic Fight 2024
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Can't Trick a Trickster (Unless You Can?) by Azurys for Taylor_Writes_Sometimes
Fandoms: Dream SMP
16 Aug 2024
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"The cat gave him an appraising look. It was definitely judging him. Which- yeah, fair, he was talking to a cat, and it probably didn't have any idea what he was saying. He took a moment to laugh at himself, then held out a hand, palm upwards. "See? I'm friendly."
That earned him a supremely disbelieving expression."
Or: cat shifter!Tommy meets fae!Techno and immediately tricks him into giving him a home
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- Part 6 of Azurys' MCYT Fic Fight 2024
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"There was something he was forgetting, wasn't there?
A moment later, it occurred to him. He had something in his pocket to mark the way. He wasn't sure what it was, exactly, or why he needed to mark the way, but the sense of urgency in his mind wasn't giving him much room to think."
Or: Ranboo is Theseus, and Limbo is his labyrinth. He just wants to go home
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- Part 7 of Azurys' MCYT Fic Fight 2024
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"Phil turned around just in time to watch as someone burst through the doors (hadn't he locked them?), only to collapse after a few limping steps inside, tracking rainwater and what seemed to be blood onto the stones of the floor. The town guard followed close behind, swords at the ready, and-
"I claim sanctuary!"
A pause. Thunder rumbled ominously."
Or: in which both Techno and Phil are followers of gods who seem to have gone missing. This is worrying to them
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- Part 8 of Azurys' MCYT Fic Fight 2024
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""I think the first thing we should talk about is your villain name," Mirage started, directing the words at Ranboo.
"Right- was I supposed to come up with one? Or do I stick with my vigilante name? Because I wasn't sure how that worked. Sorry," he added to the end, somehow feeling like he'd already failed at some hidden test.
Mirage shook his head. "It's alright. See, the thing about villain names is, you have to earn them.""
Or: Ranboo joins the Syndicate and learns how they got their names. It's a lot funnier than he might have imagined
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- Part 9 of Azurys' MCYT Fic Fight 2024
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"There wasn't a line, so Techno finished making the last drink and calling out the name before heading back to the register. "Hello, what can I get for you today?"
"Hey! Can I have a black coffee with twelve shots of espresso, please?""
Or: Techno works at a coffee shop. Tommy, as the apprentice hero Crimson, decides to become a regular
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- Part 10 of Azurys' MCYT Fic Fight 2024
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""A deal," Techno repeated. "The Navy's gettin' on my back about bringin' you in, so I was thinkin'... how about we have a duel? No ships, no crews, just the two of us. At noon tomorrow. In the plaza. If I win, you let me arrest you."
"And if I win?"
"I mean, I feel like it's only fair to let you choose your own reward."
Philza grinned, sharply, giving Techno the vague and unsettling impression of a shark about to strike. "If you insist. How about... if I win, you join my crew?""
Or: pirate captain!Phil and navy captain!Techno, where they stage a duel and Techno comes to regret the terms
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- Part 11 of Azurys' MCYT Fic Fight 2024
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"What happened to you?" was the first thing Tubbo asked when he showed up to class the next morning, hands wrapped in bandages.
Ranboo sighed, setting down his backpack beside his desk and wincing as he took out the science textbook. "So you know how we're learning about electricity?"
"... yeah?"
"I may or may not have done a little bit of a science experiment last night."
Or: in which Ranboo gets struck by lightning and becomes a walking force of static electricity. He is unaware of this
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- Part 12 of Azurys' MCYT Fic Fight 2024
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"To top it all off - as the icing on the cake, if you will, except that the cake was a lie and also just terrible - he'd misplaced the key to his apartment somewhere.
Which was a problem. He didn't have any roommates, and the front office was long since closed for the night. And he kind of needed that key.
So that led to where he was now: scaling the outside of the apartment building in search of the window he was pretty sure he'd left unlocked."
Or: Tommy loses the key to his apartment, breaks into the wrong one on accident, and ends up getting adopted (summaries my beloathed)
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- Part 13 of Azurys' MCYT Fic Fight 2024
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"Phil quickly scribbled a few notes on the notepad:
- baker's apprentice's name was stolen
- at least an hour ago
- not a stranger, undercover fae ?It wasn't a bad start, and he nodded to himself before tucking the pencil into his pocket and starting out to his second stop: the bakery."
Or: detective!Phil searches for the fae who apparently lives in his town
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- Part 14 of Azurys' MCYT Fic Fight 2024
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"All too soon, the carriage rolled away, and Tommy saw Techno wave one last time. He almost ran after them, almost called for the carriage to stop, but he didn't, and then Techno was gone.
Not gone gone, forever, because he'd promised he'd be back.
Tommy held onto that promise."
Or: Techno goes off to war, leaving Tommy behind. Tommy is safe; Techno should have been
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- Part 15 of Azurys' MCYT Fic Fight 2024
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The following is a series of transcripts relating to the suspects of a bank robbery that occurred on the 12th of June, 20XX.
Or: ... I mean, that's basically it xD (also I promise the title does have something to do with the fic)
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- Part 16 of Azurys' MCYT Fic Fight 2024
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Imagine Getting Hired to Kill Your Best Friend (Couldn't Be Me) by Azurys for sipuli
Fandoms: Dream SMP
04 Sep 2024
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"Philza Minecraft - Angel of Death - Head of the Syndicate, read the top line. Attached was a picture of Philza. The rest of the page seemed dedicated to a long and rambling list of reasons as to why Paul wanted him dead. Techno skimmed the words; the long and short of it was that Paul was apparently the leader of the Floundering Sunrise, a mafia group that had recently arisen as a rival to the Syndicate."
Or: Techno is a freelance hitman and accidentally accepts a hit against his friend, Phil. Things actually turn out alright for most involved
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- Part 17 of Azurys' MCYT Fic Fight 2024
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"Tommy nodded as if he understood a single thing that was going on. "Right... so you're looking for your wife and your kid, and also trying to start a second revolution to get your throne back? And your wife and kid may or may not be dead? And you think you have plot armor somehow?"
"Pretty much, yeah," Phil chirped brightly."
Or: Tommy's an orphan and Phil has a lost son. It's not as cliche as it sounds, I promise-
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- Part 18 of Azurys' MCYT Fic Fight 2024
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"Nothing ever went as planned. That was the first thing a life of crime had taught Techno. No matter how much work you put in ahead of time to make sure you'd have a seamless getaway, no matter how many times you checked to make sure there weren't any guards assigned at a particular door, there was always something that would go wrong and derail any carefully laid plans.
Of course, he'd never expected things to go this wrong."
Or: Techno, despite having a best friend with wings, has never flown before. That changes when a heist goes wrong
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- Part 19 of Azurys' MCYT Fic Fight 2024