alfie's superbat oneshots
Series Metadata
Listing Series
Pages Navigation
-
You Can Hear It in the Silence by the_oncoming_stormageddon
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
20 Dec 2024
Tags
Summary
Clark Kent has had Batman's heartbeat memorized for a while now. That's how he knows Bruce and Batman are dating-- why else would Batman spend every night at Wayne Manor? And if that relationship is making Batman happy, well, what else can Clark do but be supportive?
Title taken from "You Are In Love (Taylor's Version)" by Taylor Swift
Series
- Part 1 of alfie's superbat oneshots
-
Down Where the Broken-Hearted Stay by the_oncoming_stormageddon
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
31 Dec 2024
Tags
Summary
Kryptonian soulmarks weren't full names above the heart, like those on humans. They got symbols on their wrist meant to represent the person they were meant to love. Clark doesn't understand what the stylized bat on his wrist could possibly mean until he sees Batman for the first time-- but Batman has someone else's name.
Or, Clark and Bruce are soulmates. They are also both convinced their soulmate bond is unrequited. Title taken from "The Hurtin' Kind" by Orville Peck
Series
- Part 2 of alfie's superbat oneshots
- Part 1 of drunk batman wrist tattoo
-
I Never Trust a Playboy (But They Love Me) by the_oncoming_stormageddon
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
17 Jan 2025
Tags
Summary
Clark knows he should be staying out of Gotham's business; Batman had made that perfectly clear when he joined the League. But if Bruce Wayne really is the danger Clark thinks he is, then Batman deserves a full powerpoint presentation, at least.
Title taken from "I Did Something Bad" by Taylor Swift
Series
- Part 3 of alfie's superbat oneshots
-
Spin the Wheel Around and Roll the Dice by the_oncoming_stormageddon
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
05 Feb 2025
Tags
Summary
The day after getting doused in mysterious chemicals, good things start happening to Bruce. Gotham is quiet. Jason and Dick have to move back into the Manor for a few days. And a reporter named Clark Kent keeps literally falling into his arms…now, what could be lucky about that?
Title taken from "Death Valley High" by Orville Peck
Series
- Part 4 of alfie's superbat oneshots
-
At Least Out Loud... by the_oncoming_stormageddon
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
28 Feb 2025
Tags
Summary
Almost everyone on the League, including Batman himself, will tell you that Batman works alone. Clark, who can hear the small Greek chorus of children in Batman’s comm, knows better than that.
Title taken from "I Won't Say (I'm In Love)" from the Hercules musical
Series
- Part 5 of alfie's superbat oneshots
-
To Break Into Your Golden Thinking by the_oncoming_stormageddon
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
07 Mar 2025
Tags
Summary
Clark got stuck in a machine that was supposed to use his greatest wishes against him to keep him from escaping. He just can't fathom why the machine gave him Bruce Wayne as a spouse instead of, well, someone more like Batman.
Title taken from "The Alcott (feat. Taylor Swift)" by the National
Series
- Part 6 of alfie's superbat oneshots
-
mama a weeping angel behind you by the_oncoming_stormageddon
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
12 Mar 2025
Tags
Summary
A sentient Gotham City, fond of her resident hero, enjoys shifting the gargoyles to help Batman look more dramatic. Clark, equally fond of Bruce and having just watched the Weeping Angel episode of Doctor Who, is getting concerned about the gargoyle statues that keep moving near Batman.
Series
- Part 7 of alfie's superbat oneshots
-
These Voices of Reason in My Head by the_oncoming_stormageddon for Anntejinia
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
29 Mar 2025
Tags
Summary
Clark's been able to hear Batman's Greek chorus of Robins for years. But when he meets Bruce Wayne at a gala, he can't fathom why Bruce Wayne would have the exact same chorus.
Title from "Foolish One" by Taylor Swift
Series
- Part 8 of alfie's superbat oneshots
-
mouse bites or something idk by the_oncoming_stormageddon
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
18 Apr 2025
Tags
Summary
Bruce Wayne is the head of the diagnostics department at Gotham-Bludhaven Teaching Hospital. In between interesting cases, he sets his sights on a new mystery: namely, who is Clark Kent, Head of Oncology, trying to impress with that new tie?
Aka, it's a superbat House MD au
Series
- Part 9 of alfie's superbat oneshots
-
Hand in Unlovable Hand by the_oncoming_stormageddon
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
15 May 2025
Tags
Summary
On any other day, Clark would say that if he had to be magically handcuffed to any of his coworkers, he would pick Batman. But not today—not when Bruce rejected his advances an hour before the spell hit them.
Title taken from "No Children" by the Mountain Goats
Series
- Part 10 of alfie's superbat oneshots
-
plan_for_superman_v8_final.pdf by the_oncoming_stormageddon
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
14 May 2025
Tags
Summary
Someone hacked into the BatCave and got their hands on Bruce’s plan to take Superman out–on a date, that is. But Bruce didn't feel the need to say anything to Superman about it, not until someone actually started using the plan he'd written out.
Series
- Part 11 of alfie's superbat oneshots
-
I Want You For Worse or For Better by the_oncoming_stormageddon
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
15 May 2025
Tags
Summary
Dick Grayson is getting married, and Bruce is hellbent on giving his baby boy everything he wants, including having Superman be there. Clark Kent, currently dating Bruce, isn’t sure how to explain that Superman was already invited.
Title taken from "How You Get the Girl (Taylor's Version)" by Taylor Swift
Series
- Part 12 of alfie's superbat oneshots
-
Let Me In, At Least As Someone New by the_oncoming_stormageddon
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
09 Jun 2025
Tags
Summary
There’s a new farmer in Stardew Valley: a man named Bruce who enjoys running up to Clark, handing him sunflowers, and running away.
AKA, Bruce and Clark get sucked into Stardew Valley. Like, literally.Title taken from "Permanently Lonely" by Orville Peck
Series
- Part 13 of alfie's superbat oneshots
-
Lie Together, Tell Me Lies (Baby, I Don't Mind) by the_oncoming_stormageddon
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
12 Jun 2025
Tags
Summary
For the first time in years, Superman updates his fuck-or-die consent form to remove Batman from the number one spot. Even worse, Batman has been replaced by himself.
Title taken from "The Hurtin' Kind" by Orville Peck
Series
- Part 14 of alfie's superbat oneshots
-
Self-Fulfilling Prophecy by the_oncoming_stormageddon
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
17 Jun 2025
Tags
Summary
Clark Kent has a bat tattoo on his wrist, marking Batman as his soulmate. When his human, soulmate-less boyfriend, Bruce Wayne, discovers it...well, it's really just a lot easier to pretend like the tattoo was a souvenir from a past relationship with Batman.
Series
- Part 3 of drunk batman wrist tattoo
- Part 15 of alfie's superbat oneshots
-
Could It Be Easy This One Time by the_oncoming_stormageddon
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
28 Jun 2025
Tags
Summary
On Clark’s birthday, Batman kisses him. It’s the kind of thing that probably would’ve made Clark’s year, if not for the fact that he’s in a committed relationship with Bruce Wayne.
Title taken from "The Alcott" by the National
Series
- Part 16 of alfie's superbat oneshots
-
A Tendency of Getting Stuck by the_oncoming_stormageddon for Nepenthene
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
19 Jul 2025
Tags
Summary
Bruce figures out that his boyfriend is Superman through their shared vicious hatred of a certain brand of electric vehicle. He isn’t sure whether this says more about him or Clark.
Title taken from "Tim McGraw" by Taylor Swift
Series
- Part 17 of alfie's superbat oneshots
-
Leaving Love's Watermark by the_oncoming_stormageddon
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
21 Jul 2025
Tags
Summary
During a game of Never Have I Ever, the League finds out Superman gave Bruce Wayne a hickey once, and Batman finds out that Clark doesn’t know his secret identity.
AKA, probably the unsexiest fic about hickeys that exists on ao3...Title taken from "If We Were Vampires" by Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit
Series
- Part 18 of alfie's superbat oneshots
-
Under Your Skin, Over the Moon by the_oncoming_stormageddon
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
31 Jul 2025
Tags
Summary
Clark's determined to actually surprise Bruce with his proposal. Unfortunately for Clark, this requires him inventing a completely different mystery for Bruce to solve instead.
Title taken from "Roses Are Falling" by Orville Peck
Series
- Part 19 of alfie's superbat oneshots
-
how do you do, fellow allos? *skateboards away* by the_oncoming_stormageddon
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
08 Aug 2025
Tags
Summary
Clark didn’t mean to find out Batman’s secret identity—but he couldn’t help but recognize that Batman’s torso looks exactly like Bruce Wayne’s.
Series
- Part 20 of alfie's superbat oneshots