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One chilly winter night in the Badlands, Sniper stumbles across a woman who appears deeply mentally disturbed. Eager to wash the taste from their mouths, everyone disregards it as a freak occurrence, and tries to focus on work the next day.
It only gets worse from there.
It would seem a mercenary is a pretty good person to be in the apocalypse, unless the infected get to you before the news does.
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Yep, you guessed it. Lyov and Franz are getting married!
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... Най ся поцілує
Пара молода 🙃Ви вгадали – весіллє. Франца і Лева
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Sometimes life isn’t kind enough to give us time to fix what’s tearing us apart. Sometimes we’re thrown into deep water and expected to somehow keep going
OR Scout and Spy have a serious conversation when everything goes wrong
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Czasami życie nie jest tak łaskawe, by dać nam czas na rozwiązanie tego, co nasz dręczy. Czasami jesteśmy rzucani na głęboką wodę i musimy sobie jakoś radzić :)
LUB Skaut i Szpieg mają bardzo poważną rozmowę
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The BLU Spy and RED Engineer have fallen for each other after Spy gets his head reattached. How are they supposed to foster a romantic relationship under their current conditions?
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- Part 3 of TF2
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a bunch of my headcannons =p
THIS WILL HAVE SOME PROJECTION ON IT, SOME OF SAID PROJECTION IS SA TRAUMA!!! so please if your uncomfortable with this DO NOT READ -
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Pauling has a really weird dream where her coworkers are dating each other, flirting with each other, live in a kingdom with weird plants and also don't know who she is.
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The fallout of Blu Scout's murder-suicide attempt on the Red Scout.
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- Part 2 of Blu team clone angst
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Jeremy and Mick go on a date, leaving four little hellraisers with their grandparents for a night. The kids prove to be just like their father.
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The Real Deal|Emesis Blue/TF2 by ShadeTee_234
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2, Emesis Blue (Movie 2023)
30 Oct 2025
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Scout awakes, finding himself trapped and gagged in a coffin of sorts. In hopes to escape, he is in the hands of an Undertaker.
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Emesis Blue belong to Fortress Films
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Scout had been getting obnoxious. Spy decided enough was enough, and took matters into his own hands.
THIS IS AN INCEST FIC DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT I SWEAR TO GOD-
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- Part 1 of Dead Dove Do Not Eat
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Welcome to a café full of birds, pastries, and very particular employees
Sometimes it’s chaos
Sometimes it warms your heart
But above all - there are always birdsOR Bird Café AU
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My ass accidently deleted the original work, now trying to get it back from support I'm actually crying
I'll fix all the italics later
Edit: Themes of mental health and past child abuse. If this triggers you please don't read!
Excerpt from intro:
The best way to live is alone.
Sniper learned things quickly, and this was no different. His career required him to be cold. Quiet. Accurate.
Feelings get in the way. They hurt people. Hurt you.
Yet, it wasn't his career that made him this way. And he knew it. It was a nice excuse. A way of waving off the true root of the problem.
So when he was offered a job working with 8 others, his immediate response was no. No way he would be confined to a place living, eating, sharing with anyone else. He had enough money to last him a long time, there was no need for funds...
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- Part 1 of Hound Hunting
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Sniper is very much not aware of the things happening below the table. The clueless sharpshooter is just happy to spend time with Scout even when the American decided to drag his annoying dad along.
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The Sniper finds a little girl out in the desert, unintentionally becomes the father of an escaped government experiment.
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In this universe I suppose the bread monster disease *actually* was a disease! They found out “some sort of beauty mark that metabolizes in an environment of pure wheat”, but they failed to run more kinds of tests so they continued to eat and share the teleported bread and eventually yk… outbreak of disease? idk I'm writing this on impulse.
or: Wheat-walkers cause mercs to go nuts
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when you told me the whole story, i felt like throwing up by cakebythebeach
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
20 Sep 2025
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A month after learning who his father is, Scout has (another) argument with Spy.
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This is a cardboard box on the side of the road filled with slop, because I have gotten lazier and I need to dump it somewhere. Not all of it is abandoned, i intend to clean up and finish a couple of these concepts so consider them first drafts, or skip if you'd rather see them done. As always, if anything I write inspires you PLEASE steal it and tell me so i can read it
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“He was leaning on his camper van, drinking coffee, and staring absentmindedly into the distance. Such a simple thing, yet so jarring. It was odd just how… normal he seemed.”
When struck with the realisation that he knows less than he’d like about his fellow teammate, Scout has an epiphany surrounding the Australian that leads to something strangely unfamiliar.
The desire to sit down and think on this little crush that’s been brewing rather than brush past it over and over forever.
Also, the desire to woo someone and not mess it up.
( Slow update schedule sorry :[ )