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    TW; GRAPHIC DESCRIPTIONS OF EATING DISORDER (body image/checking, vomiting, etc.)
    this is a self indulgent vent fic please be warned its kinda gross and is written with a disordered undertone, how medic thinks is NOT HEALTHY! NOT NORMAL! and is dealing with some of my own personal experiences being disordered

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    Scout has given Medic a gift! A very strange gift, a Pootis in a box!
    Unsure of what to do, Medic calls a very special friend dressed the exactly same way Pootis is to ask for a bit of help. What adventures will happen along the way? Who knows! Its Pootis! We love the tiny guy!

    Aka, an AU based off the Lil' Pootis series where Scout buys Medic Pootis instead of for himself

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    this is kinda like oneshots (do we use tht term on the archive...?) of the tf2 mercs and sometimes my ocs. (will warn) stuff i write when i get bored. some things might be pretty gnarly or nfsw... and i might not update very often bc of life an all that.

    ill add warnings befor each chapter if its nfsw or ocs or both...

    @Sunnymon11 pilot in a fic? whatttt?? (again???)
    @Flavored_Milk_Carton theif in the fic maybe i kinda just realized im misspelling his name the entire time whatever womp wiomp

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    Zepheniah Mann officially had four sons: Redmond, Blutarch, Greenwald, and Yellowstone. Their father left his lands as an inheritance, knowing how much they hated each other. They founded their companies: Reliable Excavation Demolition (RED), Builders League United (BLU), Geographic Reconstruction Network (GRN), and Yardwork & Landscaping Worldwide (YLW). To take the lands from one another, they each secretly hired 9 mercenaries. 36 mercenaries, 4 teams, 1 land.

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    (A rewrite of the original Nevermore I posted.)

    Nevermore.
    A drug hand crafted by Mann Co designed to keep one awake for as long as needed during missions.

    The slightest bit of an issue could be the fact that this concoction hasn't exactly been tested on those of unstable minds...
    Though, I'm sure nothing will happen, it's just a glorified caffeine booster......

    ....right..?

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    2/?
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    Huntsman, aka Arthur, finds himself a bit enamored by one of his coworkers as he works to survive. Sure, he may have come here for the free medical attention —which he could do without— but the sight of the other man is an added bonus.

    Aka,
    Author's OC's faced is pressed to Heavy's as the Author demands them to kiss, but then gives them emotional baggage.

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    In this universe I suppose the bread monster disease *actually* was a disease! They found out “some sort of beauty mark that metabolizes in an environment of pure wheat”, but they failed to run more kinds of tests so they continued to eat and share the teleported bread and eventually yk… outbreak of disease? idk I'm writing this on impulse.

     

    or: Wheat-walkers cause mercs to go nuts

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    2/?
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    What a day looks like in life of the RED Team’s polycule.

    (inspired by a post by @/nohmercy on tumblr!)

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    After an accident, the losers Scout and Heavy will have to create a self-defense club to avoid getting expelled from school. Heavy will navigate his feelings for the German student, and Scout just wants to meet a girl. Too many punches, too much blood, and above all, way too much homosexuality will be experienced in the shabby school self-defense club.

    ...

    A loose adaptation of the movie "Bottoms."

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    Unofficial and non-canonical "burly beast" origin story.

    RED and BLU are battling over a nuclear bunker in Alaska but the weather continues to halt their progress.

    The base is miserable and cold, there's very little privacy, and next to nothing to do, but everyone tries to make the best of it. Noticing that Medic is having trouble keeping warm, Heavy convinces him to do a "winter bulk" to stay in shape and keep the cold from stealing his strength.

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    A guide to identifying animal calls in the dead of night.

    Or, Heavy and Dingo! Sniper bonding moments!

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    These are all being transferred over from my Wattpad and edited. May be slow updates due to this, but feel free to requests ideas you have!

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    1/?
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    After the new robots Mann Corp develops go haywire, it's decided that they'll need a Hacker to get rid of them. Cue the defrosting of a Hacker who's been cryogenically frozen for 23 years, and a relationship budding between her, Medic and Heavy. But can love survive whilst you're being chased by crazy robots? Will the BLU team form a truce with RED to stop the rampaging AI? And will The Administrator ever stop acting like some kind of supervillain just because she wants a shiny rock?

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    18/?
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    Nevermore.
    A drug crafted by the brilliant minds at Mann Co, crafted to aid the companies mercenaries in staying up for longer periods of time so they can get more things done.

    ...the only draw back is that they haven't exactly tested the formula on those who..aren't exactly sound minded.
    It shouldn't have any different effects!....

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    The mercs had to retreat to a run-down base, it reminded Medic of memories that he wish to forgot about

    [On break with with this one fellas ):`]

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    Mikhail is there, he is always there, when his sisters need him. And after Bronislava gets rejected by Sniper, she needs her big brother very much.

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    the trans scout obsession has me in a vice

    also if i don’t vent my trans sadness i will literally rip a government building down brick by brick lmao

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    You, Medic and Heavy celebrate the festive season.

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    Missing scene from “Velvet Hunger.”

    Medic gets a moment to rest, and Heavy reflects on the suffering of his friend.

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    Title is inspired by the lyrics to Butcher Vanity.

    Stranded far from respawn and slowly starving to death, Heavy’s dark secret reveals a way to save them…but at what cost?

    Inspired by a Whumptober prompt for “Starvation.” READ THE TAGS PLEASE!

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