20 Works in Selectively Mute Pyro (Team Fortress 2)

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    Pyro’s feral, chaotic energy meets Dell’s shy, hesitant charm. What starts as teasing touches quickly escalates into a whirlwind of heat, sweat, and electric intimacy. Pyro, wild and unapologetic, drags Dell into the boiler room, reveling in every curve of his body and pushing the boundaries of his comfort.

    His thoughts spin in a dizzying storm of embarrassment, shame, pleasure, and helpless desire as Pyro plays with his every insecurity, reveling in his soft, round stomach and his trembling reactions. He tries to be a gentleman, tries to keep control, but his body betrays him at every turn—falling, trembling, gasping—while his mind struggles to reconcile the overwhelming pleasure with the self-conscious panic spiraling inside him.

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    this is kinda like oneshots (do we use tht term on the archive...?) of the tf2 mercs and sometimes my ocs. (will warn) stuff i write when i get bored. some things might be pretty gnarly or nfsw... and i might not update very often bc of life an all that.

    ill add warnings befor each chapter if its nfsw or ocs or both...

    @Sunnymon11 pilot in a fic? whatttt?? (again???)
    @Flavored_Milk_Carton theif in the fic maybe i kinda just realized im misspelling his name the entire time whatever womp wiomp

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    In this universe I suppose the bread monster disease *actually* was a disease! They found out “some sort of beauty mark that metabolizes in an environment of pure wheat”, but they failed to run more kinds of tests so they continued to eat and share the teleported bread and eventually yk… outbreak of disease? idk I'm writing this on impulse.

     

    or: Wheat-walkers cause mercs to go nuts

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    What a day looks like in life of the RED Team’s polycule.

    (inspired by a post by @/nohmercy on tumblr!)

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    Pyro's been acting very strange lately...

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    After Albert Wesker was knocked out unconscious and captured by the B.S.A.A, Chris Redfield decided to keep him alive, not that they had any say in it since the B.S.A.A wouldn't allow Albert Wesker to die, soon creating a special punishment for the former captain of S.T.A.R.S and former bio-terrorist, since RED and BLU team where missing a 10th member who was supposed to be the commander of the team, a commander that was knowledgeable, strict, and strong, which Chris Redfield remembered his days in S.T.A.R.S when Albert Wesker was still there captain and didn't yet betray them, Chris Redfield hated to admit it but he made a damn good leader.

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    This is some dark content I am warning you right now not for anyone who is squeamish.

    Medic is just trying to get some sleep but people keep bothering him. It all comes to a boil when Pyro is on the living room floor and no one knows what's going on with them

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    It's the seventh annual celebration of Fourth of July for the mercs and it's one of the few holidays they get. So they drive out into the middle of the desert to blow shit up and get plastered. It's all Pyro can ask for, it's all Pyro needs. They don't worry about the blank void in their memories, they don't worry about lost connections.

    Until a stranger comes back into their life- and she is a stranger, no matter what she says.
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    HIATIS: I'm following the dopamine in a different fandom now, but I don't think this work is abandoned yet. I don't know what exactly would lead to me updating this fic again, but it wouldn't be impossible for me to revisit.

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    Dysphoria is a bitch, but it's nothing a beloved friend can't fix! Pyro learns they can always count on Engineer to help, no matter how mundane the situation.

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    Your Sniper is not a kind man. He is merciful, he is patient, but kind is not a word you would choose to describe him.

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    Well well well, if it ain't my newest hyperfixation

    RED Pyro Money Gang

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    Engineer has quite a few issues. Heartburn flareups, a habit of day drinking and a big fat crush on his closest friend and coworker. so he does what any reasonable man would do; keep up a lie that it isn't pyro and that it's actually a random woman who isn't actually real just so medic and spy don't make fun of him for falling in love with the pyromaniac.
    and somehow it works.

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    title from 'everything she wants' by Wham!
    there isnt enough texas toast in this world. i plan on writing more

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    Fire is all they had left. It burns away the pain of the past and burns away the memory of who they once were. Fire is stagnant, never-changing. Fire always burns.

    Complimentary oneshot to Hiraeth chapter 5.

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    Heavy is sick and refuses to tell Medic.
    Medic still figures out and takes care of him

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    If all this sounds worth it then let’s make a deal!
    All you want in life for the price of your soul
    All the money you could fold
    Power that you can hold
    I’ll put you in control!
    Only if your down to roll down these train tracks tonight?
    -
    Vivid visions of graphic deaths still frozen in his eyelids, Medic makes a deal with the devil. Again.

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    Pyro never made many friends. Not much family, either. They were content to spend their time alone, or so they’d thought.

    They had been pleasantly surprised when, through their work, they found companionship in the unlikeliest ways.

    Or: a series of fluffy oneshots where Pyro interacts with each of the mercs one on one. Updates weekly.

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    Miss Pauling hated her job.

    Okay, maybe not hated.

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    The mercs are introduced to fusion in the most jarring way possible. Scout and Spy are forcibly fused by a wayward spell cast by none other than Soldier's former roommate, Merasmus. Now they have to figure out who they are, and how to return to back to their normal (separate) selves.

    Join the team in their adventures in fusion and other post-canon stories.

    [REWRITE IN PROGRESS]

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    Just random drabbles based mainly around Scout and Pyro!

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