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Jade and John have been through the worst together and both long for their missing family members. When they, along with some friends, stumble upon a stranger they might just have the chance to reunite. But first, they need to find a way to get across the country without dying to the apocalypse.
As Jake would say, "Oh, cripes!"Series
- Part 3 of Homestuck
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Rory Lalonde has hated himself since he can remember, and when a magical cat named Mutie offers to change his life, who is he to say no?
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Pesterquest Rewritten by EtchJetty, terminalLoquacity
Fandoms: Homestuck, Hiveswap, Problem Sleuth (Webcomic)
03 Jan 2025
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Transcripts of the fangame Pesterquest Rewritten.
What if MSPAR remembered themself at the beginning of Pesterquest's prologue? If they didn't immediately leave Doc Scratch's mansion, but instead kept their character arc from Friendsim, and used their new knowledge of Homestuck to try and save someone?
Contains full spoilers for the fangame Pesterquest Rewritten, and is best enjoyed with at least some knowledge of Friendsim and Pesterquest.
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- Part 1 of Pesterquest Rewritten
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Roxy tries to have a normal Valentine's Day. It's a pity that nothing about her is normal.
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Rose is surprised when her mother suddenly begins actually TRYING for once. But she is even more surprised when her mother apologizes for the death of Jaspers.
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Jane hosts a masquerade…things don’t go as planned, but maybe that’s her fault for not thinking things through fully.
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what do u want from me
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Kanaya can't sleep without Rose, and Rose can't seem to say no to tiny furry kittens even after all this time. It's the blessing/curse of being married to a Lalonde.
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- Part 3 of Rosemary Month 2022
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- 1/1
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Vriska invites Rose for a sleepover
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- 88
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A series of tales of how the Lalondes got (some of) their many, many cats in the Brighter Days universe.
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- Part 34 of Brighter Days
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Stars and moon, can you hear me calling?
Just shouting out loud, spinning out in the great unknown
You got me way up high and there ain't no falling
Zero gravity with you here and I won't let goa series of first I love yous
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- Part 21 of Brighter Days
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Kisses can wake dreamers up. It stands to reason: sex can resurrect dead and rotting friends, and Jade doesn't have to be alone anymore.
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Before the end of the world begins, Roxy Lalonde goes on a nasty drinking binge and very firmly doesn't think about parenthood, addiction, or gender.
A cat makes an appearance.
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I wrote this on 4/13 to celebrate, but I had only just started Homestuck and was a little acquainted with the fandom so this is what my brain spit out you're welcome by marslin
Fandoms: MS Paint Adventures, Homestuck
08 Nov 2019
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Ok lemme take a crack at summarizing,
Rose has been necromancing and thus turned this into a whack bodyswap episode. We follow John as he is faced with the consequences. Dave and Karkat join him at the end (?). Oh, and I was surprisingly on point with guessing who the, or a villain would be in the actual comic before I knew it.
I do not intend on finishing this. The creation of this was a once in a blue moon event.
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Roxy Lalonde is used to dealing with strays; it's just, they're usually kittens not kids, and she's never wanted one to follow her home this badly.
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Growing up with ghosts is difficult; growing up together and alone, is also pretty unpleasant; the Lalondes try their best to build a home and the Striders pretend not to see the history in their walls.
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Of Daughters, Viceroys, Alcohol, and Doctors by Pram_The_Oracle
Fandoms: Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures
11 Jul 2018
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Wednesday: Cats and Salamanders Prompt.
Alternate Universe, Blackrom/Pale John x Rose, SFW.
For Bring Your Pet To School day, John decided to bring Casey, his pet salamander, to school. Now Casey is being petnapped by the creepy quiet girl in class, and it’s up to John to save the day!
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- Part 6 of JohnRose Grimdorks Week 2018
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Today, a young man and a young woman wait for the fun to begin.
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Your name is Dirk Strider and this is the biggest heist you will ever pull. The target is one Roxanne Lalonde, famous scientist and inventor who created tech well before it’s time. She worked on the technology to create the first ever game that affected your environment. Sburb was an invention a hundred - maybe even four hundred - years before it’s time, and you wanted to play it. Desperately. Being a huge fan of programming and robotics, it is one of your dreams to play the first ever game to actually affect the world around you. Of course, being a poor orphan thief put a wrench in those plans.
In which Dirk is a thief, Roxanne Lalonde spontaneously adopts dirty thieving children, and the Strilonde family has shenanigans occur. -
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Rose and Kanaya are adorable girlfriends. Humanstuck AU. Roxy is staying with her bffsie Jane in Washington for Christmas, and she asked Rose to catsit Vodka Mutini and G-Cat. While Roxy is gone, Kanaya comes to spend Christmas with Rose and they get snowed in. The story will jump to specific scenes, since who the hell can make up two entire weeks on the spot?
Also there miiiiight be a bonus DaveJohn scene at the end because I'm weak.
Up for adoption! Or co-writing. Please read and give feedback/suggestions!