600deadmonks
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this is one of the stupedist things i have ever written. i dont think its long enough to even be a ficlet
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a king and his prince by 600deadmonks
Fandoms: 七つの大罪 - 鈴木央 | Nanatsu no Taizai | The Seven Deadly Sins - Suzuki Nakaba (Anime & Manga)
05 Jan 2019
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Helbram and Harlequin get busy in the woods. this is what happens when an asexual virgin tries to write smut i`m so sorry
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I'm falling through the hourglass by simulacrify (Exireon)
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
10 Nov 2024
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The thing about time is that, most of the time, it moves linearly, forever marching forwards towards an indeterminate end. And when you refuse to continue forwards, well, the only other option is clear to see.
After all, there’s an infinite multiverse out there that he doomed in ways he couldn’t even comprehend. Surely… surely he could at least save one of them?
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Time Travel Fix-It, or:
The Archivist learns how to be Jonathan Sims again, the archival assistants are pretty sure their boss isn't entirely human, and Elias has a terrible day.
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24 Mar 2026
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“Your what?”
“My dyslexia,” Zoro repeated, far too calmly considering the absolute bombshell he had just dropped into their conversation. “You know, the thing that makes it hard to read?”
For a long moment all Sanji could do was gape at him, head spinning as he was forced to grapple with this new reality in which Zoro—apparently—had dyslexia, and Sanji had just made fun of him for not being able to read.
“Wait. Wait wait wait,” Sanji stuttered out when he finally found his voice again, heart beating a rapid staccato against his rib cage because what the fuck. What the fuck. “When—you—I—but—since when have you had dyslexia?!”
In which Sanji discovers that Zoro has dyslexia in the most panic inducing way possible.
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23 Mar 2026
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Martin can feel it as soon as Jon comes home—Jon is frustrated. He knows how it goes: Jon will grumble to himself for a while and be quiet throughout dinner, afterwards probably returning to whatever statement it is that has him so moody now. Martin is prepared to cook Jon some nice dinner, bring him cups of tea and maybe give him a short massage if Jon will let him. He is not, however, ready for Jon to fling himself so that he is kneeling next to Martin.
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16 Mar 2026
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Tony is left with a broken Loki. He isn't sure he has the tools to fix this but he's trying.
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- Part 2 of Whumptober 2018
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26 Feb 2026
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Loki learns that pushing his bladder past its limits has some nasty consequences.
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- Part 3 of Loki's Desperation
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25 Feb 2026