Absinto
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- Stranger Things (TV 2016) (1)
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Michael never considered himself to be good with girls, or people in general for that matter, if his pathetic attempt to ask Jena to the snowball in 8th grade meant anything. So you could expect that he was very surprised to find a ‘Happy Birthday’ card inside his locker.
The card was a warm tone of pastel yellow, it had a simple drawing of a birthday cake with ‘Happy Birthday!’ written neatly in different colors; it smelled faintly of sweets, with a few citric tones. Inside the card was a letter with no signature.-Mileven Secret Admirer AU, created completely by me cause i found the idea cute.
(English is not my first language and i am as of now running on a can of lemon ice tea monster energy and the very strong urge to vomit, so feel free to correct any mistakes.) -
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Far from earth, on a space center, Wendy, Kyle, Marjorine and Craig work, daily doing the most diverse tasks for the USA government. That's when they stumble across a discovery that will chance the course of humanity forever.
It seems like we're not alone in the universe after all.
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*The original Au idea is from Octoopie, but this story won't the following the same story line and has a few alterations on the characters designs.
*This story won't include any sort of smut, but it has strong language and may have gore and graphic descriptions of violence later on.
*English is NOT my first language, so feel free to correct me on any grammatical mistakes.
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After a year of inactivity following what he describes as an “onstage breakdown” that almost axed his career, former SNL cast member and comedian Richie Tozier, often affectionately known as Trashmouth, returns to the stage with a show that is authentically him. No longer with the “straightest, most misogynistic ghostwriters” holding him down, Richie, writing for himself, shares tales from his childhood and his present involving his family, his best friends, and most importantly, his boyfriend.
-- Official transcription of comedian Richie Tozier’s newest comedy special and first on Netflix, “Mama’s Boys,” recorded from New York City on his 2017-18 “Back From the Closet” tour.
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10 Jun 2026
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Richie Tozier's soulmark said, You asshole! Do you know how long I've been afraid of crosswalks?!
Understandably, he didn't expect to find his soulmate on an ice rink, but hey, we've all been wrong before.
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- Part 1 of Reddie, Set, Soulmates!
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08 Jun 2026
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“What the fuck is that face for?” Stan asked nervously. Eddie titled his head and raised one eyebrow, “What?”
“That description! Tall, cheekbones, curly hair? Those are your most prominent features. That sounds just like you!” Eddie explained and Stan blanched.
“So? You want me to pretend to be his blind date?” Stan asked him, sounding incredulous. Eddie nodded.
“Yes!”
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- Part 6 of Reddie Meet-Cute AUs
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26 May 2026
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Richie had no idea what to expect when Stan and Patty asked him to be their daughter's godfather, but it definitely wasn't becoming the part-time dad to a newborn.
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26 May 2026
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something med school didn’t cover by eddiekaspbrakirlsblog
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
01 Apr 2024
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Eventually he was told to go and wait in one of the patient rooms and that a doctor would be along shortly. He carried Maggie over into the room, sitting her on the small medical bed. “Not long now.” He assured her. He felt guilty for bringing her out so late, but with her temperature steadily climbing he wasn’t taking risks. Richie tapped his foot impatiently, ten seconds away from going back out and actually pulling the famous card (he had visions of himself saying “do you know who I am?”) when the door opened to reveal the most gorgeous man Richie had ever seen in his life, complete in a set of light yellow hospital scrubs. Every complaint about the wait time left his head.
OR dad richie fic
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12 May 2026