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How to Seduce a Fae 101: Tips & Tricks by lucky_orange
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
30 Mar 2026
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“Right. So, uh, how much are you asking for this thing? This book of yours.”
Dori leans back in, her grin widening to reveal sharp teeth. “Oh, I thought you’d never ask, Grandmaster!” she purrs, each word as sweet as honey taken straight from the comb. “Why, it’s only fifty thousand mora.”
Varka doesn’t quite choke on his own saliva, but it’s a close thing. “Fifty what now?”
“Oh, don’t be like that,” Dori scolds with a shake of her head. “Anyone else would be asking for much more – it’s not every day you stumble upon a book this old and this useful too! A guide to courting for, ah, individuals specific to Nod-Krai and Snezhnaya? It’s practically a trove of information, Sir Varka! Really now, it’s only because you’re my most loyal, most esteemed, most valuable customer that I can afford naming such a low price.”
Or: Varka gets swindled into buying a Fae courting guide, written by a human for other humans. He's also forced to come to terms with his own feelings regarding a certain Lightkeeper (who might or might not be Fae). Shenanigans ensue as he attempts to follow this dubious yet somehow effective guide to the very end.
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- Part 1 of The Fae Guides
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27 Jul 2026
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That Time I Transmigrated into the Protagonist’s Gay Husband by CherriChou for ReignyRen
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Apr 2026
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Shen Yuan held back a shudder at the thought of playing the role of the scum villain. Except—well, he wasn’t the scum villain, was he? He was Luo Binghe’s husband.
Luo Binghe’s husband, Shen Qingqiu.
Fuck, how the hell was he supposed to stay in character for that?
Shen Yuan thought he’d hit the jackpot after transmigrating, only to learn this world is entirely fucked up. Why is Luo Binghe married to the scum villain—a man? Why does Bing-ge act more like a weeping maiden than a stallion protagonist? And where the fuck is the harem?!
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Post-canon SQQ loses his memories and thinks he has freshly transmigrated into some bizarre gay fanfiction for Proud Immortal Demon Way
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17 Jun 2026
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For centuries he has maintained careful control over it, burying it beneath layers of discipline and Fae magic until even those who are around him frequently don’t notice its presence.
Now it spills into the air like a confession.
Omega.
His stomach twists violently, the feeling sharp.
Not here.
Not now.
Not among a battlefield filled with both Knights and Lightkeepers and–
He glances up before he can stop himself, and immediately regrets it.
Across the shoal stands Grand Master Varka.When Flins is injured during a battle against the Wild Hunt, the control he’s kept tightly over his secondary nature fractures, revealing himself to the one person he wished to hide it from the most.
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01 Apr 2026
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night after night by pupbunbinghe
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
12 Oct 2023
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Pushing his pants down just a little bit, he stares at his bare reflection in the mirror, trying to make sense of what he sees. It’s not entirely foreign in the sense that he’s aware that it’s an organ, just like the other one, but still, it’s unfamiliar. He reaches down, using his middle finger to touch the little nub sticking out, and startles at the contact. It’s… way more responsive and sensitive.
in which chu wanning ends up ingesting a mysterious dust with an unexpected effect.
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06 Mar 2026
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blood can come from stone by tremulousmoon (mervp)
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
19 Feb 2023
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(“A-Ning…” is all Mo Ran manages to choke out, fear gripping his throat at the vivid red stark against his A-Ning’s pale, smooth skin and once-pristine white robes.
“Please forgive this disciple for failing you, shizun,” Chu Wanning turns his red-rimmed, widened brown eyes towards Mo Ran, looking at him in what seems to be fear, “I was careless and wasn’t able to protect shixiong well.”
When Mo Ran doesn’t answer, words still caught up in his throat, Chu Wanning turns to look at what Mo Ran seemed to be looking at.
He must reach a conclusion as he continues, “Don’t worry shizun, this isn’t shixiong’s blood,” moving a hand to cover the bloodstained part of his robes.)
Post-rift, age swap AU. Shizun!MR and Disciple!CWN.
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- Part 2 of age swap AUs
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06 Mar 2026