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    Arguing and corpses. That's it. That's the whole fic. Oh and sex.

    I will probably add one or two one shots that are incidental to the plot, and MAAYYYYYBBEEEE write a third, but for now, this series is complete.

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    Shane’s teammates make him buy a bright purple dildo at a sex shop as a hazing activity, and Shane most certainly does not give it a whirl. Not at all. He would never.

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    23 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 14

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    Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander think they’re being subtle.

    They are not.

    A series of outsider POVs (from taxi drivers to hot dog vendors) who all, independently, come to the same conclusion.

    Update: All the chapters are independant so I will add some chapters when I have new ideas!
    This work is now part of a series, check out “All the Proud Witnesses” to discover the sequels to the previous POV stories!

    Author's Notes:
    I had this idea that Shane and Ilya were not really very discreet, even when they tried to be...
    So here are a few POVs from random people who witnessed their "secret" love!

    This fic is marked complete, but I might add more chapters in the future. Feel free to subscribe if you’d like a notification when that happens!

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    23 Jun 2026

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    “Why are you so sure he’ll reject you? He was already fucking in love with you, Roz, literally all of us knew it, it was clear just from how he looked at his fucking phone—”

    “That was— That was a fucking miracle, Pike. Miracles don’t happen twice.”

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    shane doesn't remember his relationship with ilya after the hit. ilya was going to break up with him anyway.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    He’s already in the room, shutting the door behind himself as quietly as he can before he realises that not only is there someone other than Shane in the room, but there are three someones other than Shane.

    And, as if he hasn’t already fucked up spectacularly, the someones happen to be the Hollanders and Hayden fucking Pike.

     

    // or; Ilya visits Shane in the hospital and meets his parents. He's traumatized and grieving, everything hurts, and Shane takes after his mother.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    In Hockey, when a fight breaks out, all other players pair off with a player on the opposite team to prevent anybody else from entering the fight. It's a form of self policing to prevent a 2 on 1. Players guard their man to stop unfair play.

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    Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov always pair off during fights. It's apparently a tradition, and the fans can't get enough of it.

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    22 Jun 2026