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Sick of the Dursleys and resolved to missing his few friends if it means getting away from the people of the Wizarding World and their nosy whispers, Harry gets the idea to leave it all behind for a while, just a bit, just for a rest. Like a camping trip, except he’ll take enough provisions for a year or so...maybe some plants, seeds and things for a little garden. Maybe some time away from the things that weigh him down will help the constant highs and lows he’s been feeling for a while now. Just a little break.
(Or, the one where Harry says TTFN and takes himself off on an indefinite vacation and upsets a few very careful plans.)
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- Part 1 of The Dragon King's Court
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the mouth of the wolf, the eyes of the lamb by voxofthevoid
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
26 May 2026
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“Leaving so soon?” the priest asks softly. “That’s not right. Especially after you came inside without permission.”
The hairs on Yuuji’s nape prickle. But while Yuuji might run from some horror movie bullshit, he’s not fleeing from a creepy priest.
“You’re not really doing much to keep me here. This place looks like something out of a shitty horror movie. What kind of a church is this?”
“Mine,” comes the reply, predictable somehow. “You’re here anyway.”
“Not my fault I had creepy dreams about it.”
A slow tilt of the head, a narrowing of the eyes. “Did you.”
It doesn’t really sound like a question, but Yuuji still answers: “Since I saw this place. Like it was calling me or something. Figured it’d go away if I just came here.”
“Calling you,” the priest echoes, his voice dipping further into something that turns every syllable obscene. “Who, brat? God?”
Following his grandfather's death, Itadori Yuuji moves into his new guardian's home in a quaint little town nestled among the mountains. He soon acquires a demon fixated on him as well as a demon hunter more interested in him than in the demon.
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Chains of Time by Willofhounds
Fandoms: Time Marked Warlock by Shami Stovall, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 May 2026
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Normally the son of the Dark Lord had a lot expected of him. However he is a squib and according to Bellatrix was lucky that they didn't kill him before his father returned. Harrison keeps to himself in a small shack on the edge of the wards. At least that's what his "family" sees. In reality he is gone more often than not.
When Voldemort returns he sees his oldest and youngest children first. No one knew where the middle was. When asked about him the other two seemed to be hiding something. Harrison only returns to the manor four days after the return of the dark lord. He had been busy with a job and didn't really care. His mother had made it clear that she had no use for him since he was a squib. Only Voldemort senses something more about the boy than was expected.
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- Part 8 of Barty/Harry fics
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Upon his resurrection, Tom Marvolo Riddle, also known as the Dark Lord Voldemort, goes to the bank to reclaim his lordships and vaults; war is expensive after all.
What he discovers throws a severe wrench in every plan he's ever had as he suddenly finds himself the parent of three...four, five, seve-
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- Part 26 of Livy's Misc Oneshots
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Everything A Decent Death Eater Needs To Know About Britain's Most Belovedly Feared Dark-Lord-Who-Definitely-Isn't-Back
as reported to you by Harry J. Potter, the Boy-Who-KnowsHarry needs a hobby. Luna offers to show him the ropes in investigative journalism. — In other words: Luna Lovegood is Luna Lovegood, Harry is so done with the Wizarding World, Ron is along for the ride, and Hermione really doesn't have time to stop Harry from becoming a Dark Lord.