Baguette_Me_Not
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“I don’t believe it.” The princess stares at her like reanimated history, resurging curiosity flourishing from its wilted corpse of grief with the spark of home this girl brings, from the point of her ears to the gleam of her marks. There’s no mistaking the tell tale signs. “You’re Altean.”
(Azuri just wanted to go flying. She didn’t mean to end up in an alternate reality. Especially one where her parents are young and the war is not yet won.
But hey. At least she finally gets the chance to meet her mother, and maybe save some lives whilst she’s at it.)
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- Part 19 of Cαɳ Yσυ Hҽαɾ Tԋҽ Oƈҽαɳ Fɾσɱ Sραƈҽ?
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There is no universe Lance won’t sacrifice himself for Allura.
Just as there is no universe Allura won’t propel herself from her lion, foregoing all reason for the chance to repay the favour.
But the end result is not the same.
In many he survives, in some he dies. But occasionally? It’s a bit of both.
In which Allura and Lance learn to cohabitate in one body whilst Lance’s one is being mended.
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- Part 18 of Cαɳ Yσυ Hҽαɾ Tԋҽ Oƈҽαɳ Fɾσɱ Sραƈҽ?
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ғᴀᴍɪʟɪᴀʀ ғᴀᴄᴇs by Baguette_Me_Not
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Bumblebee (2018)
16 Jul 2025
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In which Charlie spots someone a little too familiar at her new job.
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- Part 1 of 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔹𝕖𝕖-ℍ𝕚𝕧𝕖
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For so long, it has just been her and Coran, the last alteans alive, a fact that has eaten Allura alive in grief and spat her back out again, and again, a regurgitation that has devastated her enough times into horrified acceptance, though difficult to stomach, leaving her with an uneasiness never quelled. For it is truth. Haunting, harrowing truth.
Was truth.
And then there’s Romelle.
My piece for the Altea’s Last Princess zine organised by @xochitai-zines on tumblr!!!!! Huge thanks to everyone involved for making this possible :) Please go and check out the other pieces!!
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- Part 17 of Cαɳ Yσυ Hҽαɾ Tԋҽ Oƈҽαɳ Fɾσɱ Sραƈҽ?
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“Excuse me, tell me, how would you go about saying ‘fuck you’ in flower?”
Lance, a florist. Allura, with a peculiar request.
How apt for love to blossom in a flower shop.
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- Part 16 of Cαɳ Yσυ Hҽαɾ Tԋҽ Oƈҽαɳ Fɾσɱ Sραƈҽ?
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Cαɳ Yσυ Hҽαɾ Tԋҽ Oƈҽαɳ Fɾσɱ Sραƈҽ? by Baguette_Me_Not
Fandom: Voltron: Legendary Defender
20 Aug 2025
Summary
Am I late?
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔹𝕖𝕖-ℍ𝕚𝕧𝕖 by Baguette_Me_Not
Fandom: Bumblebee (2018), Transformers - All Media Types
16 Jul 2025
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W̱̫̖ͮh̴̒̃ͤě̌̃̎ř̗̭̹̪̣̬̌̓ͥe̝̣̘̲͎̩͒͂̈ͨ ̫̩̱̈́̀ͤ͐́͋aͥ̄̅ͦl̾ľ̴̥͈̪ͦ͆̇̽ ̦͖̃͛̒̂ỏ̡̍f͕͔̗̟̦̙̳ͭ̆̌ͨ̽̌͡ ̬͓̠͉ͨ̑̈ͅm̨͙̭̞̟͔̜y̪̱̳̦̞̼͈̓ ̺̺̤͉̝̮T͚̖͙̤̊ͨ̽ͧr̩̻̯̠̘̥̾̈̐̊̄͌́͠ạ̡̼̺̟͈̻͎n̘̬̪̩̫̩̓ͯͬ̈́ͬ̚s̼̆̿͋ͩ̂́̅c͕̤̣͇͎̿̌͘eṅ̶͚͉ͨ͑d̺̭͎̺̰̓̀ͧ̿͜e̺̳̼̥̙ͯ̄̇̈͋ͬ͗n҉͔̞̙̰̰c̸̬̥̝͋ͫͩͬ̓ͪe̿ͬ̒ ͎̬͖ͨ͐̈ͮͨͯͩf̡͙ị̲̳͖͎ͫ͑̽̈́c͎̙̹̯ͤ́͛s̝̒́ͣ ̮̜̪̹͎̹̆̒̄͆̊́͒ŵ̷͆ī̥ͫ̀̏̋͒͟l̜̓̊̓͟l̶̊ͩ̍ ̼͚̟͈͙͕̜̅̊ͤ̌l͎͕̍̿̒̊̾͞aͨͧ̐͏͍͚ỷ͐̎̓̅ͣ̚ͅ ̖̼̐tͮ̉̾o͖͕͍̳̘̬̝̒̂ ̱̼̥͚͈̯̮͠r̳̪͇͞ͅė̲̻͇̹͓̑̍͡s̻͕̗̣̣͎͇̔ͫͯ̀ț̸̙ͫͦͩ͆.̠̉͋̒͌̍ͨ͟
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🄸🄽 🄷🄾🄽🄾🅄🅁 🄾🄵 🅃🄷🄴 🄵🄰🄻🄻🄴🄽 (ᵃⁿᵈ ⁿᵒʷ ᵗʰᵉ ᵃˢᶜᵉⁿᵈᵉᵈ) by Baguette_Me_Not
Fandom: Voltron: Legendary Defender
04 Jun 2024
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In which Allura lives thank you very much
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ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ᴛᴜʀᴛʟᴇ ᴅᴏ by Baguette_Me_Not
Fandom: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
31 Jan 2024
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After an unfortunate encounter with an oozesquito, Casey gets mutated as a turtle.
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Meg and Apollo Strategically Don't Die by Emightbemypenname
Fandoms: The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan
25 Apr 2023
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Apollo, Meg, and Meg's younger stepbrother Cassius decide that they need some bonding time and head off on road trip through some of the states Apollo wished he got to explore more during his trials. When their car starts breaking down the group is forced to spend a few days at a dingy Inn in a small town. Things get weird when a murder gets reported around the Inn they are staying in.
Or a Meg and Apollo murder mystery road trip fic.
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- Part 3 of My ToA Works
Bookmarked by Baguette_Me_Not
17 Nov 2025
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it's okay it's okay it's okay (my love will fall in grace) by catsbecats
Fandoms: The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan
24 Nov 2025
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"She hated to admit it, but she wasn’t as close to Apollo as she was to Artemis. He was exactly like his father, not that it was a bad thing to be similar to the King of gods. He didn’t share any interests with her apart from archery and wolves, which wasn’t exactly conversation material."
Or: I headcanon that the relationship between Leto and Apollo are far more messed-up than Apollo realizes. And I get pissed off by Leto's lack of knowledge of what visiting your children means
Bookmarked by Baguette_Me_Not
21 Dec 2025
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Hands, Touching Hands, Reaching Out by oKathleen
Fandoms: The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
10 Apr 2025
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Tarquin can see that he’s fighting a losing battle. He has nothing to lose.
But he knows how to cause the most suffering; he knows what will destroy Apollo the most. And so he figures, why not kill two birds with one stone?
OR: Apollo is on the verge of death in the Battle of the Bookshop. Tarquin mind controls him into using some of his godly power to kill Meg.
Day 6 of ToApril: In Friends We Trust
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- Part 2 of ⚡ oKathleen's ToApril 2025 ⚡
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Bookmarked by Baguette_Me_Not
01 Nov 2025
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MoGS fics by Keyseeker
Fandom: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan
06 Oct 2019
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06 Oct 2019
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Gods' Eye View by Keyseeker
Fandom: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan
01 Dec 2024
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Bookmarked by Baguette_Me_Not
19 Dec 2025