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  1. Public Bookmark 96

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    Hey Spacejerk. Good job burning down my house. Were you hoping I'd have to move? Congratulations. But that's not going to stop me from spending my every living breathing second monitoring you. And sending you mail through a system you're too dumb to figure out. Enjoy blowing your voice out screaming. -Dib

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    21 Apr 2026

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    Some legends are told; for that is, of course, how they become legends in the first place. Some legends prevail over the test of time, outlasting their subjects for years, centuries, even millennia. Some legends, however, are not so lucky. For one reason or another, these legends become mere stories scattered through time; rumors at best, and entirely forgotten at worst.

    This is the legend that was not told, until now. This is the true story of the man known today as the Evil Magistrate—but what history forgets is that he, too, was once a man like any other. He loved, and lost, and at the very end where it mattered most, he too fought for great justice.

    Or: Miles Edgeworth decides to write fanfiction.

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    30 Mar 2026

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    Verity Baytum, a court stenographer, has a secret passion for writing Steel Samurai fanfiction based around the pairing Magisteel. When she finds an unlikely source of inspiration during her job, she can't help but watch court proceedings in search of further lines that fit her fics.

    Miles Edgeworth, said source of inspiration, has a secret passion for reading Steel Samurai fanfiction based around the pairing Magisteel. It doesn't take long for him to realise the reason the characters sound like him and Wright is not due to personal projection.

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    30 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 93

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    to turn the cat in the pan: to betray someone; to turn a situation around.

    Snippets from an AU where everything is the same, except Miles Edgeworth is part cat. The concept is treated far more seriously by its author than it should be, in all honesty... but it makes for an interesting allegory about neurodivergence, while still keeping the amusing antics that might come around from such a situation.

    EDIT 2/22/2026: This work will no longer be updated with new chapters, but the art in each chapter has been fixed and re-linked!

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    27 Mar 2026

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    Stan helps take down Rico from the inside and is granted a place in the Witness Protection Program. His relocation is some small town in Oregon, one of the states that he isn’t banned from yet. A town that’s somehow stranger than anything he’s seen on the road.

    Ford would love this place.

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    24 Mar 2026