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Geralt's in Posada on an undercover bodyguard gig for the de Lettenhoves' problem child who's left school to become a wandering bard.
AKA I re-watched Chasing Liberty a couple of years ago, it got tangled in my Geraskier brain and this came out.
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He hasn't properly slept, bathed, or eaten a cooked meal since that night with Renfri.
He thinks he still has her blood under his fingernails.
Not that there's any way to tell, given the mingled human and animal blood caking his hands and patches of his skin and clothing. Eating fresh, uncooked meat is a messy affair, and for once he's almost glad of it.
Something crashes through the foliage nearby and curses. This wouldn't be cause for concern under other circumstances, but the situation being what it is, Geralt has his sword in his hand in seconds. There's also the fact that he heard nothing of this person approaching until now, when they're almost on top of him. He should have heard them well before now.
Geralt barely has a moment to react before his campsite is invaded by a bedraggled man in a long red coat and a lace trimmed chemise that's seen better days.
His already non-too-happy expression sours still further upon seeing Geralt. "Oh. It's you."
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After the school fight, Robby wakes up in the hospital with amnesia and two very worried men in his room. One is his dad. The other one is obviously his dad‘s ex.
Or: the one in which Robby tries to repair a relationship that never existed and ends up accidentally kickstarting it.
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01 Jun 2024
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Robby gets amnesia and assumes the obvious
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like real people do by revesdelimonade
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Sep 2023
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In a world where everyone seems to have forgotten him, Shen Jiu resolves to forget about everyone else too.
Except, he is found by Liu Qingge.
Or: In which Shen Jiu wakes up in a body that is decidedly not his own following his fever, and decides to leave the cultivation world behind entirely.
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15 Oct 2023
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A Beginner's Guide to Communing with the Dead by suspiciousflashlight
Fandoms: Supernatural
05 Nov 2013
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Maybe it's the little girl whose disappearance turned into a murder, and whose murder turned into a cold case, and who has now apparently decided to move in with him. Maybe it's the unacceptable hole left in his life when his dumb best friend and partner in (the prevention of) crime decided to go and get himself killed. Maybe it's his brother, whose high-profile career and fantastic girlfriend and first-child-on-the-way are steadily leaving Dean in the dust. Pick one. Pick all of them. The why doesn't matter so much as the what, and the what is this: Dean is pretty sure he's going completely, certifiably insane. Sure, he hasn't started wearing all his clothes inside out, and he still showers on a regular basis (anyways, that's not crazy, just a little eccentric); but there's no getting around the fact that he just threw away his life, his career, and his reputation by dragging out his mom's old necromancy book and summoning a Class A Forbidden Entity to his attic. A cranky one, too. With horrendous bed-head.
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12 Apr 2023
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when life gives you lemons by ShanaStoryteller
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
10 Aug 2020
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The only good thing about Oxenfurt is the brothels.
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Geralt thinks Jaskier is a whore, but really he's just an opportunist.
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25 Mar 2023
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mail order husband by rainbowshoes
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
03 Jan 2020
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“It's no good, man your age, alone,” Vanko says as he settles more comfortably in his chair. Tony has to admit the whole…’just got out of prison’ look Vanko willingly sports most of the time had thrown him for a loop at first, but he's mostly adjusted to it. “You need wife, someone to take care of you.”
Tony raises an eyebrow at Vanko. “I don't...want a wife,” he says, puzzling over this new topic. Why should Vanko care?
“I find you good husband,” Vanko says, looking up at Tony for a moment. “Good, strong man to take care of you. Yes?” Tony's shaking his head, but he still can't quite speak yet. He's still choking on the vodka he swallowed wrong. “To say thank you, Tony.”
for the winteriron bingo 2019:
N3: Vanko Lives (free space) (ch.1)
O3: amnesia (ch.2)
I5: arranged marriage (ch.6)Series
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The one where Vanko is a well-intentioned but chaotic Russian Auntie