BmbleBicth
Fandoms
- Hermitcraft SMP (12)
- Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series (7)
- Dream SMP (2)
Recent works
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Take a Sip of My Secret Potion (It'll Make You Fall in Love) by BmbleBicth
Fandoms: GIGGS D&D (Web Series)
08 Mar 2026
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"Wizard… what did you give me?"
"Oh! That was a love potion," the wizard replies casually.
Max snaps his head up, eyes wide and panicked staring at the man beside him. "I'm sorry, a what?!"
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Mr. Wizard has a new potion he needs to try out! What could go wrong :D
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Pulling Teeth (I Feel Like He Knows) by BmbleBicth
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
02 Mar 2026
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Grian figured it was close to his last shot when Scar came to find him.
After getting fired, relapsing, and his relationship being put on a break, Grian doesn't know what to say when Scar shows up after a week and a half of silence.
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Song fic based on Pulling Teeth (I Feel Like She Knows) by Raynes -
Grian's Guide To Stumbling Headfirst Into A Soulmate He Didn't Even Want by BmbleBicth
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
03 Sep 2025
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Soulmates are such a funny concept when you've never been in love before, and not a concept Grian enjoys entertaining the thought of. The idea of Grian sharing his life with someone sounds incredibly suffocating, anyways. That is, of course, until he unknowingly gets roomed with a pair of stunning green eyes and a smirk that could stop hearts from a mile away.
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Grian couldn't care less about finding his soulmate, and quite literally flies to another continent to avoid all talk of it.
Scar doesn't care one way or the other.
What ever could happen when they room together? -
The Petals Of My Love by BmbleBicth
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
02 Sep 2025
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Their small village had never yet had such an attentive, knowledgeable florist to peddle all their flower needs. (Nor, little to the townsfolks' knowledge, such a nosy florist, either). Scar, the man who owns the GoodTimes Flower Emporium, is known for having the most extensive knowledge on the language of the flora he cares for. He would attend to each client's individual needs, ensuring their bouquet was specially crafted to fit every criteria his client needed. This does, of course, include confessions of love.
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The Victorian Flower Shop AU no one asked for! Featuring: Grian, as the mysterious newcomer every townsperson is head over heels for, and Scar, the local florist who helps those poor saps with their bouquets confessing their love for him
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I Needed A Pick-Me-Up Before You Tripped Right Over Me by BmbleBicth
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
01 Sep 2025
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Sitting across a small table from Grian, a white ceramic mug of steaming coffee cradled in his hands, Scar has never been more uncomfortable in his life. When Grian asked Scar out to the cafe, he hadn't been the clearest... The message that Grian wanted to take Scar to this coffee shop was definitely received, but that's the question: is this a date?
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Grian asked Scar out to coffee. Scar has NO idea if it's a date or not. He panics about it for 3k words
Recent series
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Go Down the Line of All My Failures, Give Me Some Advice on Getting Well by BmbleBicth
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
23 Jun 2023
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Scar Goodtimes just wants one thing: a perfectly normal, perfectly reasonable, completely safe permit to relocate two very small, very polite giraffes to his brand-new educational wildlife sanctuary.
Unfortunately, the Permit Office stands between him and his dreams.
More unfortunately, so does Grian—exhausted assistant manager, professional menace, and the single most beautiful human to ever deny Scar a form because he used the wrong pen.A story about bureaucracy, giraffes, municipal suffering, mild workplace misconduct, one very supportive security guard, and the world’s slowest descent into flirting through paperwork.
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Goodnight Jimmy, I love you. by ClownCar420
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
13 Jan 2026
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“And when it is your time,” Jimmy whispered, “I’ll be waiting. We’ll go home together then. No rush. No pressure. Just… when you’re ready.”
Tears spilled freely down Grian’s face. He nodded, unable to speak around the ache in his chest.
“Okay,” Jimmy murmured. “Then it’s time to wake up.”
The world SNAPPED.
Bookmarked by BmbleBicth
18 Feb 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Jesus fucking christ the judas cradle would've hurt less
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i have always liked you (it's a confession rehearsal!) by tillydouspart (uminoyuurei)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
14 Feb 2026
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“… What was that?” Gem stared at him like she had seen a ghost. Her jaw might as well have been touching the cobblestone and her eyes looked about to bulge out of her skull. She had turned about 5 shades whiter.
“Oh, it's Scar’s newest bit,” Grian answered casually. It was definitely nothing that warranted that sort of reaction, didn't even make top 5 of craziest things Scar had done. Maybe not even top 10. He flattened the shopping district overnight just a few weeks ago.
“His newest bit…” Gem shook her head, recomposing herself. “Can you please explain what exactly is the bit?” Before Grian could reply, she added: “From the very beginning, with as many details as possible. What is wrong with you two?”(or: Scar rehearses to get the best love confession)
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Does Sabrina Scarpenter is Gay? by EntropyHours
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
01 Apr 2025
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Sabrina Scarpenter is one of the most notoriously heterosexual pop stars there is, her most popular songs quite literally being about her relationships with men and associated "escapades".
Despite this, there's a niche conspiracy theory online convinced that this is all a front and she is actually sending covert signals to her most dedicated fans that she's in reality been a lesbian all along.
Grian thinks this is frankly bullshit and is going to prove these fans wrong once and for all.
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(In which the author thought the words 'Sabrina Scarpenter Gaylor Conspiracy' and this April Fool's joke got real out of hand)
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can't two people reconnect? by Anonymous
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
27 Jul 2025
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The library where Scar works is hosting a large summer program in collaboration with local businesses, which means he and Grian, who works at the bakery, are suddenly spending a lot of time together. There's just one problem: Scar and Grian broke up six months ago.
Series
- Part 4 of that anon's fics