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Destiny's Fate by CanadianBacon5
Fandoms: Destiny (Video Games), Parahumans Series - Wildbow
28 Apr 2023
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You are a pawn, one like hundreds of thousands in a million different stories, innumerable and uncountable.
But you are different
You, the reader, choose the path, you choose your destiny, your fate.
What side will you choose? Will you be a righteous hero, diabolical villain, or a peaceful rouge?
How will you fight? Will you attack? Defend? Or will you let the dogs of war tear each other to shreds and scavenge what remains?
Will you build relationships? Go out on your own? Or make calculated moves, cold and amoral?
And most importantly...
Who are You?
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How to leave a Deathworld in 5 steps or less. by CanadianBacon5
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow
31 Mar 2023
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A random guy gets Isekaid, ROBd, whatever you wanna call it, into humble ol Brockton motheringfucking Bay
Naturally he rejects this idea and promptly tried to exit Earth Bet in a calm fashion.
The Universe happens to dislike his idea quite a bit.
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An Emperors Descent by CanadianBacon5
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow, Warhammer 40.000
08 Jan 2023
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Thump. Thump. Thump.
That was all Kaiser could hear, the endless droning of feet marching in perfect sync. It was all he knew for the last 3 days since that damnable thing destroyed his legacy, it took all that he created and destroyed it in a night.
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Now and Forever more by CanadianBacon5
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow, Warhammer 40.000
11 Nov 2022
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I knew I wasn’t normal
And don’t get me wrong, normal is a very loose term in this world of super hero’s and villains, but I don’t mean it a super power type way. I mean it in a fundamental truth type way. Even the oldest memory I can remember has me be influenced in a way, guided to the most desirable outcome.
Be it a gut feeling whispering to me to take a left instead of a right that would’ve ended up at a cape fight, or choosing to pick a lottery ticket that just seemed right. That lottery ticket won me $3000.
What I’m trying to say is that I’m not normal, normal people don’t have a voice helping them, a voice urging them on, a voice telling him to conquer and slaughter them as is his right as a C’1@3.
…. So yeah. I know I’m not normal.
And I’m okay with that.
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Bacons Cooky Crazy Warhammer Fics (Patent Pending) by CanadianBacon5
Fandom Parahumans Series - Wildbow, Warhammer 40.000
08 Jan 2023
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Does it Matter? by TheCongo
Fandoms: 葬送のフリーレン | Sousou no Frieren | Frieren: Beyond Journey's End (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga), 呪術廻戦≡ | Jujutsu Kaisen Modulo (Manga)
25 Jul 2026
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Displaced to another world, Yuji Itadori must come to terms with his own seeming immortality. The answer? Traveling with an elf on a bunch of sidequests.
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25 Jul 2026
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The Guardian Kairos was sent to the Vault of Glass to investigate a strange signal bleeding from within it. After dealing with the source, he finds himself thrown into another world entirely.
The Guardian knows one thing.
He's in this world now, and that's everyone else's problem.
Bookmarked by CanadianBacon5
15 Jul 2026
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my little bloodbag by calimango
Fandoms: Cyberpunk 2077 (Video Game), Cyberpunk: Edgerunners (Anime)
25 Jul 2026
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TLDR; AU of vampire Lucy who finds a tasty blood bag with some personal issues on the other side of the fence. Manic pixie dream girl fixes, nurtures and protects her future mate for a (subjectively) better fate.
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In a sea of dead and living legends, merc thieves capable of the extraordinary and corporations shadow puppeteering governments, Morgan runs a simple electronics repair store that regularly sees a very peculiar and a little supernatural customer.
Suspicions arise that there’s really nothing wrong with the old-school cyberdeck she keeps bringing over. Perhaps she’s looking for a break from all the chaos in her life and uses it as an excuse. After all, she did mention his shop was her cozy little corner.
He has no idea that the top apex predator of Night City had just set her sights on him, and once she’s gotten a taste for his blood there’s no stopping her in freight-train demolishing everything in her path to take ownership of him.
Bookmarked by CanadianBacon5
10 Jul 2026
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The Witch Blade by Louis_the_Gator
Fandoms: Destiny (Video Games), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
09 Jul 2026
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Books of Sorrow - Verse 4:11
Sayeth Oryx,
Go out into the universe, my court.
Gather tribute for me. Send it home to my ship.
When I call you, walk up that tribute to my court.
I will prepare for long voyages.
Into the war.
Into the Deep.Crisscrossing the hallowed stanzas of the Taken King lay words in a neater hand. Delicate curves bristling with thorns wove new meaning into jagged runes. When held at just the right angle, the text burns with purple, human, script.
I am Ir Kû, the Worthless.
And I graffiti this notice for you.
These Books are full of lies!Bookmarked by CanadianBacon5
09 Jul 2026
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He knew this room. He knew the man sitting across from him, the heavy brow, the brute shape of his shoulders, the name Jinichi attached to that scarred, resentful face. He knew the topic. He knew the plan he was about to hear. He knew exactly what it would lead to, and the thought alone made something cold and hysterical claw up through his ribs.
Because this was not just a bad time to be Naoya Zen’in.
This was possibly the worst time in human history to be Naoya Zen’in, and that was including every second after Naoya Zen’in had been fucking born.
It was the day of his death.
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Bookmarked by CanadianBacon5
01 Jul 2026