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    Ilya Rozanov has a gift.

    He can speak to animals, which has earned him an incredibly successful career as a pet psychic, and far too much information about what people do when they think their pets aren’t watching.

    Shane Hollander has a problem.

    His cat, Pork, is permanently miserable. After exhausting every sensible option, Shane turns to the supernatural for assistance.

    After their first appointment, Pork grows visibly happier - his cat’s found a hobby and renewed sense of purpose for achieving his only goal: to destroy Ilya for good.

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    12 Oct 2026

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    It starts—like most things in his life, apparently—with Rose Landry. More specifically, it starts with Rose Landry drunkenly informing him that Shane was actually, really, really good in bed (for a gay ex-boyfriend, that is).

    This is information Ilya did not expect to receive from her of all people. Unfortunately, now he can't stop thinking about it.

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    Or, Five Times Ilya Rozanov Thinks About Getting Railed and One Time Shane Put Him Through a Mattress

    IT'S BOTTOM ILYA, FOLKS.

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    20 Aug 2026

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    Luca signs up for friendly threesome edging and accidentally enters the Edging Olympic finals against two highly competitive perverts who clearly have a different view on the concept “vanilla.”

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    Ch1: Shane and Ilya edge Luca to the absolute brink.

    Ch2: Ilya is edged and overstimulated until he cries, then it’s Shane turn.

    This fic is completed. There will not be a third chapter.

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    30 May 2026

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    “Let me warm you," said Ilya.

    “What?”

    “I go here”—Ilya pushed Shane backward on his rolly-chair to give him space to settle between his legs—“and warm you with my mouth. Then you can fuck my face when call is done.”

    Shane really was no better than Ilya when it came to risky, try-not-to-get-caught sex, even if he wanted to act like he was.

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    28 Feb 2026

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    For an entire month, Dennis manages to hide his nagging little medical issue from the Pitt team. What business is it of theirs that he can't exactly open his mouth any wider than absolutely necessary? None.

    Except, maybe he should have considered telling them sooner. It's not like he ever could have predicted Dr. Robby managing in an hour to fix the pain he's suffered for years. All with his words, and his fingers, and his tongue.

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    27 Feb 2026