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Break ups are hard. But friends can make the pain a little easier to bear.
Set late 2015/ early 2016 ish
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What's the lack of underwear between friends? by ConfusedPython
Fandoms: Check Please! (Webcomic)
06 Apr 2018
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When Jack gets back to the Haus before his third year at Samwell, he wasn't expecting to find someone already in his bed, let alone for that person to not be wearing clothes.
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The soul bond is less of a physical marker than an awareness of your partner. It is often described as a phantom limb. Soul bonds were a tricky thing. Kent knew this. He’d just never realised how shit they could be sometimes.
Epikegster 2014 is the worst night of Kent's life. Not because of the fight with Jack--no, because he accidentally soul-bonded with Bitty.
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Creating A Family Christmas by ConfusedPython for cakeismyreligion
Fandoms: Check Please! (Webcomic)
26 Dec 2016
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The holidays are a stressful time, but the SMH team have each other's back every year
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Michael hears a song on the radio, catches a radio interview where 5 Seconds of Summer talks about their new single (Beside You). And the names and voices are familiar. Then someone knocks at the door and maybe Michael's luck isn't so bad after all.
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Awkward Encounters Alternate Endings by ConfusedPython
Fandom 5 Seconds of Summer (Band)
14 May 2015
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How shit could have gone down.
Come tell me which was your fav at Confused-Python
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ilyuca81 (otherwise known as lucarozanov) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Jan 2026
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lucarozanov
if shane hollander gets mad at me reading about him getting blasted in the ass then he can check his bank account. i know ilya would be chill with it though
Luca Haas tries very hard to not let anyone know about his dark (read: embarrassing) past. Unfortunately, the fans are ready to let people know for him.
Or, Luca used to run a tumblr blog for Hollanov and the internet goes wild.
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18 May 2026
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He’s already in the room, shutting the door behind himself as quietly as he can before he realises that not only is there someone other than Shane in the room, but there are three someones other than Shane.
And, as if he hasn’t already fucked up spectacularly, the someones happen to be the Hollanders and Hayden fucking Pike.
// or; Ilya visits Shane in the hospital and meets his parents. He's traumatized and grieving, everything hurts, and Shane takes after his mother.
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13 May 2026
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Coming out to the Pike's was not the plan for the evening.
It wasn't even in the top 10 list.
And yet, here Shane is, sitting on their living room floor, having fought Rose Landry to get his phone back, and making a Face. He knows he is making a face, he can feel his forehead scrunching and his jaw aching and he can do nothing about it except wait for -
"So who's Lily?!"
Fuck.
This is mostly a series of vignettes focusing on Shane's friendships with Rose, Jackie and Hayden, in that order.
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02 May 2026
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It takes a minute for Scott to compute ‘Kash Patel is here’ considering he’s already shotgunned two beers, is fucking exhausted, and as loath as he is to admit it, Rozanov is right: he’s getting old. “You mean the Director of the FBI? That Kash Patel?”
“Yes. Do you want to invite him in?”
He shares a glance with Vaughny—making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich while still dancing along to the music—and Sully, who’s wearing not only a pair of goggles on his eyes but someone else’s on his head. Also, inexplicably, a feather boa.
“No?” Scott says.
“He said President Trump wants to call,” walkie-talkie guy insists, like this might be a compelling addition.
Vaughny licks the knife and puts it back in the open peanut butter jar. “Definitely no then.”
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02 May 2026
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16 Mar 2026