Dead_but_only_ironically



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  1. Public Bookmark 78

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    Jason [15:21]: Hey

    Jason [15:21]: You heard from Dick recently?

    Roy [15:22]: No.

    Roy [15:29]: I haven’t heard from him once since he got back from Spyral. At this point, I’m pretty sure I’d punch him if he showed up on my fucking doorstep.

    Roy [15:58]: Why do you ask?

    Jason [16:02]: No one’s seen him in a few months. The kids are getting antsy.

    Jason [16:03]: It’s probably nothing. I bet the fucker’s just taken himself off on another mission and didn’t bother to tell anyone.

    Roy [16:16:] Probably.

    Roy [17:09]: What do you mean no one’s seen him?

    He might now ascend from these Avernian vales up to the light, with his Eurydice; but, if he turned his eyes to look at her, the gift of her delivery would be lost.

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    17 Aug 2026

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    Chapter 3

  2. Public Bookmark 29

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    When a shipment of military explosives disguised as medical equipment turns up on the Blüdhaven docks, Dick Grayson follows the trail to Gotham—and to a temporary delivery authorisation for Wayne Memorial Hospital.

    He has every intention of handing over the evidence without making the trip personal.

    Then the hospital explodes.

    What follows leads through stolen patient records, abandoned clinics, old surgical programmes and a conspiracy increasingly interested in the choices people make when there is no way to save everyone. Someone has been studying Gotham's medical system closely. Someone knows how Dr Bruce Wayne thinks in an operating theatre. And someone has started asking what happens when the patient in front of him is family.

    Meanwhile, Dick is discovering that surviving an injury is considerably easier than recovering from one, Bruce is discovering that care and control are not synonyms, and the rest of the family are becoming increasingly difficult to leave behind.

    The closer they get to the truth, the less this looks like a series of crimes.

    It looks like an experiment.

     

    Or alternatively, I make Dick suffer for my own personal enjoyment :)

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    15 Aug 2026

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    Chapter 6

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    Todoroki sneezes.

    And, like, that would be totally fucking normal any other time, but. But Todoroki sneezes out a snowflake—a couple, actually—and Katsuki watches them slowly float down to the floor before melting.

    They both blink. Look up at each other.

    "Did you just—"

    "No," Todoroki blurts.

    This... unsure laugh leaves Katsuki. Furrows his brows. "You tryna gaslight me? I literally just fuckin' saw you sn—"

    "I don't know what you're talking about." The asshole deadpans, grabbing his cup. Leaves with 100 grams of diabetes. "Take your pills, Bakugou."

    "Hey." Frowning, he gazes over his shoulder. "Hey, asshat—"

     

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    Three times Katsuki suspects something is wrong with Todoroki, plus one time he finally takes care of him. And from there, well, everything just crashes over.

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    25 Aug 2026

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    Fucking amazing

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    Bruce’s children want to meet the man that their father deemed worthy of a smile. So they do, in the only way they know how. By breaking into people's houses and lurking in dark places.

    Bruce just wants his children to stop stalking Earth’s Green Lantern, if only because they're ruining his plans.

    And Hal?

    Well, Hal is convinced that Bruce has concocted a plot to get around his ‘no killing’ rule, by having his children stalk him until his heart gives out from the stress.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    V funny

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    Realistically, Charles knew it was the least advantageous moment to suddenly remember his impending fatherhood. The Americans and Russians were moments away from inciting a new world war, and likewise, Erik himself seemed a split second from turning humanity against mutants forever. But the words were there without his permission, spilling from his lips in a desperate attempt to save Erik from his own madness, and Charles from the inevitable grief that would follow. So he said it. He shouted it. In one felled swoop he told Erik about the life growing inside of him. It was ridiculous and unbelievable and frightening, and Charles had done his best to ignore it up until that moment. But then, with the missiles moments away from destroying so many human lives, Charles recognized the life inside him for what it was. Grasping at straws he told Erik they'd created a child. There was a baby to consider now, equal parts theirs. Pretending the baby was anything but, was no longer an option.

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    28 Jul 2026

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    Very good, bittersweet