Definitely_a_Human



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  1. Public Bookmark 18

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    What if Nom lowkey exploded out his grave (a literal TREE) and Katie finds him?

    Basically all of the ideas from Nom’s discord on a NominalTree AU stockpiled into a fic.

    SPOILERS if you haven’t watched the ending of Bannerfall.

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  2. Public Bookmark 71

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    Flamefrags and Wemmbu help each other with their injuries to prepare to demand negotiations with LettuceK, after fighting a portion of Law.

    Flamefrags' base was quiet except for the crackle of torches and their ragged breathing. The battle from earlier still rang in both their ears, even if most of the team was full of players fighting like bots, they still packed a punch—they agreed on a day to prepare, then they were coming with everything they had. A day before they very calmly negotiated with LettuceK.

    Wemmbu stood in the doorway, one hand pressed against the deep gash on his side, the other gripping his mace like he wasn't sure whether he still needed it. Blood dripped steadily onto the floor.

    "You going to come in or just bleed all over my entrance?" Flamefrags called from where he'd collapsed into a chair, his own injuries screaming for attention.

    "Still deciding if this is a trap." But Wemmbu took a step inside anyway, his eyes scanning the base's interior—the chests, the brewing stands, the weapon racks. "Your place gives a Very big 'brooding loner' aesthetic."

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    Aftermath of 2 v 1000 battle when Lettuce shows up last minute and scores a Wemmbu . Will Wemmbu survive ?

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    Wemmbu just has a rlly shitty time with a Cat . +everyones pov (Lawdog Au)

    All warnings are clearly tagged.

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    14 Nov 2025

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    AMAZING LAWDOG CONCEPT

  4. Public Bookmark 24

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    He chose to follow him then.

    He could still fight. No matter if he was outgeared, no matter if Lettuce took that mace. Still, he didn't.

    He looked up at the sky, clear, blue, swallowed the bile that rose to his throat, and stepped forward.

    "That's more like it." - Lettuce smiled. And Wemmbu could have surely killed him. Could have ran. He didn't.

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    Lawdog AU snippets.

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  5. Public Bookmark 46

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    after odd calls from 'Wilbur' become part of his daily routine tommy begins to notice a decline in his Energy and memory, chalking it up to an illness he hadn't heard off he tries to go on with his day to day battling the exhaustion that washed over him for seemingly no reason.

    when bodies start being found In his area the near supernatural lack of clues surrounding the murders has the city throwing into a paranoid state.still,he doesn't turn on the tv to find out more, the news making his stomach twist.
    even after and he finds himself waking up with dirt on his shoes he doesnt think much of it
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    meanwhile Wilbur realizes that there might be more to tommys break than what he's advertising

    TLDR: tommys been getting strange calls lately and has been struggling to remember why he seems to wake up every day super tired. meanwhile mysterious murders start to pop up all round Brighton.

    includes art by me.
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    as per February of 2024 the author of this fic no longer supports the cc Wilbur soot, while I am very on board with separation c! and cc! this fic is very explicitly about the content creators and I want to make my stance clear. it will however still be finished

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    24 Sep 2023

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    Yes. I love a good book with angsty possession stuffz.