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Ten years ago, the castle to the north of the tiny French village of Tadfield (the name being translated from the French, of course) was cursed. These days, it's allegedly inhabited by a fearsome beast. Crowley is not interested in this. He only wants to take care of Warlock Dowling, his nannying charge, and avoid the attentions of Lucifer, local spy-for-hire. The universe has other plans, though. When Warlock's future is threatened and he runs away, Crowley must allow himself to be trapped with the beast in the castle to save him. The beast is not what he would have expected, though: Anxious, kind, and shy, not to mention extremely sexy. Can Crowley escape? Will he want to? Can he keep his heart intact if he does?
A Good Omens Beauty and the Beast AU, written for AddledMongoose as part of FTH2025!
Work is fully written and will post quickly! I plan to drop chapters every other day or so.
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25 Apr 2026
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The Second Coming is imminent. Aziraphale and Crowley, naturally, spend four days and three nights at a motel in Palm Springs dealing with their own issues.
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15 Mar 2026
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The Trouble with HELL by beerok23
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett, Good Omens - All Media Types
23 Jul 2025
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Award-winning true crime podcast Va-voom, sorted! has been on hiatus since his author, Anthony Crowley, has published his first murder mystery, Murder on the M25.
When his associate Nina begs him to follow a story on a train crash, he meets PI Aziraphale Eastgate, and he soon realises that the charming Apparition in tartan is the real voice behind his favourite podcast, Mr Fell's Mystery Haven.
Crowley can't possibly imagine that Aziraphale is starting his own true crime podcast to investigate the same story.
Feeling the pressure of competition, Crowley goes back to his first love and wages a Podcast War against the angel until they both realise that the case is bigger than they originally thought.
With so much at stake, will they keep working against each other, or will they put their differences aside and learn to trust one another to uncover the truth?A Podcasters/Investigators AU
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26 Feb 2026
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Dead Right by anatomicgirl
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett, Good Omens - All Media Types
09 Sep 2025
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“You are not selling your books to try to get back what’s already yours! Listen, Aziraphale. I know you’re opposed to the idea of an arranged marriage—”
“A fake marriage,” he clarified, voice like ice. Ana ignored him.
“—but it’s time you see sense. You will find someone, and you will marry him. You will inherit your property properly, and after a reasonable amount of time to deal with any legal challenges, you will divorce. It won’t destroy anyone’s future, and hell, maybe you’ll actually fall in love.”
Aziraphale snorted. “Don’t count on it.”
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20 Jan 2026
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Made in Hell: Matchmaking Agency by Hermiola
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett
11 Dec 2025
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After yet another disastrous date, Aziraphale Fell is ready to throw in the towel and resign himself to the solitary existence he doesn’t mind all that much. Enter Anthony J. Crowley, matchmaker extraordinaire, who bets Aziraphale the 100% success rate of Made in Hell, his matchmaking agency, that he can find him a suitable match in no time.
After all, Crowley is a consummate professional with a troubled dating history who has learned from his past mistakes and has sworn off love himself: he’s certainly not going to fall for the charms of an extremely fussy bookseller… or is he?
Between dubious romantic prospects, far too much meddling, ridiculous antics and a developing connection, Made in Hell’s success rate might not be the only thing on the line here.❤️🔥 NOW COMPLETE ❤️🔥
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12 Jan 2026