DontCynic
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离开这里吧！抛下责任、最强、大义、生死、诅咒、泪水和一切。但记得不要抛下爱。
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敖丙相信，就算世界末日来临，李云祥此人也有本事在避难所靠看大门干成个头头，雅称安全主管，俗称保安大队长。
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Gojo has been a virgin for 28 long, gruelling years of his life.
He asks Geto to help him lose his virginity. In it, he gets more than just the best night of his life.
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Gego fucking like rabbits and an excuse to write it, featuring 'virginity is a social construct' preacher Geto yet getting off to that fact more times than he can count.
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- Part 5 of ninedown's gego fics
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brick by brick rebuild us by ObsessiveExplosion
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
13 Feb 2025
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Gojo is ready to cross over to the afterlife. As long as he has Geto by his side, that is. But Geto vanishes from the afterlife, leaving Gojo alone. Moving on without Geto isn't an option, and Gojo has no choice but to return to life and take back what is his.
This is a post-canon manga, Gojo revives fic, in which I try my absolute darnedest to fix everything while still having a fun plot and some juicy angst.
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Flying over the black hole, one at a time by writey_writey_sad_noises_author
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
15 Jun 2026
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Before heading out - as if he didn't have a million better things to do - he decided to see what, exactly, the higher-ups had been so persistently hounding him about.
And this was it.
Infiltrate a bar while posing as a sex worker, wait for the target to approach, sign some pervy contract, and then - what the fuck?
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Gojo is out of options. The only way to retrieve the Spear of the Cursed Night is to convince the wielder that he isn't a threat. The only way to do that is to pose as a sex worker. Meanwhile, the only way to protect his students and allies in the meantime is to strike backdoor deals with the higher-ups and convince the kids to get stronger, using the right (?) incentives.
As for protecting his own sanity? That's a work in progress. Not that it should affect him that much.
See the tags. Dead dove. Rape not between Gojo/Geto, and Gojo / Geto is only in the past.
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too good for everyone (not good enough for me) by schemingbanshee
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
07 Jun 2026
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There are a handful of things that Geto Suguru already knows about Gojo Satoru, all of which are against his will.
That’s he’s a know-it-all. That he’s an asshole. That he makes it his life’s mission to be the bane of everyone else’s existence, and succeeds — because the prick succeeds at everything he tries.
Geto assumes there isn’t much else to learn. Eavesdropping on a rejected confession and a conversation about foreign wordplay is enough to make him reconsider.
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a gentle hand stained with blood (will you take it?) by MyDadsAnts
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
11 Jun 2026
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"Are you okay?"
Satoru's stupid mouth has to go and say, in front of the most gorgeous man he's ever seen, “Yeah, now that you’re here.”
The man’s face drops and Satoru thinks for a terrifying second that they’ll have to roll him out of this damn cafe in a casket—not that he’d mind that Handsome Guy’s face is the last thing he’d see.
Then, like the goddamn heavens have just split open the sky, an angel's choir meets his ears. Handsome Guy is giggling. Giggling in every sense of the word; eyes squinted and crinkled with joy, hair slipping over his shoulder like an oil spill, a hint of sharp canines behind curved lips. Sure, it’s more of a chuckle but let a man dream.
“Sorry, that was terrible,” Satoru says, with a small, totally cool chuckle of his own. “I’m not usually that bad at pick up lines.”
“Yeah,” Handsome Guy agrees, stepping up to the counter to rest a hand against it and lean across it with a smile. “That was pretty bad.”
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Satoru is very poor and very in love with a mysterious rich man he meets at his cafe job that seems to be holding more secrets than he's letting on--not that Satoru can speak, he's got too many of his own to count.