FlameES
Recent bookmarks
-
Cats in the Archive, whatever shall we do by 404Author_not_found for Sixteenthdays
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
14 Feb 2026
Tags
Summary
The little book seemed so innocuous on the table in Artifact Storage. It was easy to mistake it for something that Impulse or Pearl had left lying around. Mumbo saw the slitted eyes on the spine and picked it up, hoping it might be about snakes.
He was a bit disappointed to see it was about cats, but cats were alright. Still, it was like the text in his hands was simply begging to be read, so he sat down to give it a go. That should have been his first clue.
[...] when he saw the little notecard on the wooden surface next to where it had been sitting. The little notecard that said “Artifact No. 47294: In the Skin of a Feline. From the Library of Joe Hills. DO NOT READ.”AKA Mumbo and Grian hand off the braincell at the exact wrong time so they both end up as cats. And Scar was warned so it's his own fault he ended up with a tail. // doesn't really have a plot (at least one that will likely be finished) // IMPORTANT: this is a brain baby born from my stewing over Sixteenthdays' "From the Archives" and briarfairchild's "His Disobliging Ways." I honestly can't believe it took this long to turn my catboyification onto Grumbo, it was only a matter of time
Plot Spoilers for the Magnus Archives!Bookmarked by FlameES
28 Feb 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Timothy Stoker and Jonathan Sims are perfectly normal private investigators who have just moved to the quaint town of Stoneworth. Absolutely nothing sinister or spooky is going on, Jon definitely doesn't drink blood, Tim doesn't smell like wet dog, and their new flat most certainly isn't haunted.
After all, ghosts aren't real.
Right?...
In other words: Vampire!Jon and Werewolf!Tim move their private eye business to a small English university town expecting it to be quieter than London.
Then ghost!Martin appears, local grad student Sasha James brings a string of disappearances to their attention, the police are werewolves, the academics are vampires, and the gentry are mad scientists.
But despite it all, Jon adamantly maintains that ghosts definitely, certainly, absolutely are NOT real, thank you VERY much.Now complete!
Series
- Part 1 of Troubled Creatures
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 92,062
- Chapters:
- 29/29
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 801
- Kudos:
- 669
- Bookmarks:
- 94
- Hits:
- 10,374
Bookmarked by FlameES
19 Jan 2026
-
Tags
Summary
The strings wrapped him in their web, starting from his chest and twisting and fluttering around him.
There were friends at the ends of these strings, Mr. Spider had told him as a child. He just had to follow the strings where they lead.
There were victims at the ends of these strings, The Mother had told him. They would be delicious.With curiosity, Jon reached out and let the bright red string curl around his finger freely. The most beautiful, he thought. It tightened around him. In response, Jon gave it a gentle tug.
Instantly, his vision was overtaken.
Tea, made perfectly with milk and a dash of sugar and a lot of love. A deep, deep loneliness. A lie on a resume. White fog, dusty shelves full of documents, a sound like wet pasta. Fear, fear, fear. Jon’s face, all eight of his eyes open, gazing sharply at something behind him.
Love, love, love. So much love.
A gunshot.
“Martin!” Jon gasped, coming to. “Who the hell is Martin?”
Or:
Jon doesn't escape Mr. Spider, and becomes a child avatar of the Web. This changes some things, but not others.
Now complete!
Series
- Part 1 of The Friends of Mr. Spider
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 191,386
- Chapters:
- 65/65
- Collections:
- 7
- Comments:
- 3,121
- Kudos:
- 2,442
- Bookmarks:
- 496
- Hits:
- 70,352
Bookmarked by FlameES
19 Jan 2026
-
Clearly Not A Dragon by VigoGrimborne
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Animated Movies)
08 Jun 2020
Tags
Summary
A one-shot concerning a ridiculous plan to get Toothless accepted by the village. Vikings hated dragons, true. But they also weren't the most intelligent people in the world...
Bookmarked by FlameES
27 Dec 2025
-
Tags
Summary
“Stop. Don’t raise your hand, Stoick.” The boy that descended from nowhere turned around and looked Stoick dead in the eye. Stoick was spellbound. He could not summon any strength to move or speak. All he could see was the pair of forest green eyes that captured his whole field of vision. When the boy turned back around abruptly to face Furlan, Stoick stumbled as his world bled into clarity again.
Those eyes…
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 84,641
- Chapters:
- 29/29
- Comments:
- 264
- Kudos:
- 6,506
- Bookmarks:
- 1,340
- Hits:
- 213,736
Bookmarked by FlameES
22 Dec 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Bloody Fist, however, just liked to be heard, like the attention whore he was.