HelenDamnation
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Will had a dark, sarcastic sense of humour. He liked dogs better than people. He lived an hour’s drive from anywhere and another three hours by plane from the closest anywhere to Miami. He acted like a dog that wanted to be pet but expected to be hit. He didn’t trust anybody, but he trusted Dexter.
Dexter liked him so, so much. It was a shame this was probably going to end with one of them dead.
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- Part 1 of Will/Dexter ficlets
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If You Assume The Story Is About You by HelenDamnation
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Apr 2023
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You can’t change what’s already been done. Can’t go around un-killing people. You just get up and dust yourself off and keep moving. Xue Yang isn’t the kind of person who clings to the past and can’t let go. Xue Yang is too smart for that.
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Building a Pillow Fort Means Building A Love Nest by HelenDamnation
Fandoms: 我女朋友的男朋友 | My Girlfriend's Boyfriend (TV)
21 Feb 2022
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Last night, the three of them made a pillow fort in the Izakaya, and stayed up late, talking about nothing, until A-Zhai couldn’t keep his eyes open anymore. Only then did Xia Wa and Ya Dang reach for their charging cables.
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Ask A Fire Princess: Having a Gong Sun Moment by HelenDamnation, StartAnotherStory
Fandoms: 幻城 | Ice Fantasy (TV), 山寨小萌主 | Fake Princess
15 Jan 2022
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This week’s letter is from Gong Sun Mo, who likes a girl but has an apparently insurmountable problem.
From the Ask a Fire Princess archives: Yan Da is away having nightmares. This week’s question is answered by special guest columnist Ice Prince Ka Suo.
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- Part 6 of Ask A Fire Princess
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Angel is supportive. Dexter is bemused.
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- Part 2 of Will/Dexter ficlets
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Ask A Fire Princess by HelenDamnation, StartAnotherStory
Fandom 山寨小萌主 | Fake Princess, 幻城 | Ice Fantasy (TV)
15 Jan 2022
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Julian and Garak get together because of sex pollen… sort of.
Bookmarked by HelenDamnation
23 Sep 2025
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Friends in Low Places by that_one_kid
Fandoms: The Mummy (Movies 1999-2008), Phryne Fisher Series - Kerry Greenwood
13 Feb 2024
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Rick, Evy, and Ardeth set out to reclaim a cursed amulet stolen by the British Museum. In doing so, they set off a chain of events that leads to, among other events, an impromptu blood transfusion, a trip to Australia, a very irritated mummy, and perhaps… a long delayed conversation.
Bookmarked by HelenDamnation
20 May 2025
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Wilson had always been a man who lived in the shadow of others’ choices. His wives and girlfriends made the decisions, furniture, where to eat, what to do for fun, even how to spend their weekends. He never resisted. It was easier that way, wasn’t it? To just go along, to let someone else lead, to let someone else take charge. It wasn’t that he didn’t have opinions or preferences, he just didn’t trust them.
or, House sets off a midlife crisis in Wilson by forcing him to pick the furniture of their condo
Bookmarked by HelenDamnation
18 Feb 2025
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Come a Little Bit Closer by buffypeppers
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics)
27 Aug 2025
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There's cash in front of him, a briefcase full of it, to be more precise. There are also documents strewn over the table, containing all the proof needed to make it easier for Deadpool to accept the contract. There's also a photograph and a name: Peter Parker.
Or: Deadpool's hired to kill Peter Parker, former CEO of the now bankrupt Parker Industries, and Wade decides he better ask his trusted superhero crush Spider-Man—and Parker's former bodyguard—if his ex-boss really deserves a katana to the chest.
Things are much more complicated.
Spider-Man wanted to say something and make sure that corny line wouldn’t be the last one he heard, but his whole body felt like a bruise being pressed down. The man was opening his mouth to let out something evil and abnormally personal against Spider-Man, when a voice came down the dark alley.
“But the record keeps playing the same old song.” Spider-Man and the bad guy turned their heads to the mouth of the alley. They couldn’t see anyone, but the male voice sang on. “They say aha, aha. Keep your hands off my girl.”
Peter’s head thumped against the wall. “No. Just… no. Do me a favor, just crush my windpipe."
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Bookmarked by HelenDamnation
09 Feb 2025
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There’s not really a point in owning a car, especially with the cost of insurance. With the threat of student debt looming overhead like a cloud, Bernard can’t afford to buy a car without help, and there’s no way he’ll ever ask Tim.
So Bernard doesn’t really drive. He’s happy to let his weirdly specific driving skills get swept under the rug, because the thing he has with Tim still feels delicate and new, and he doesn’t want to ruin it by bringing up that his uncle was in a gang and hey, he just happened to teach Bernard how to drive. Bernard wants to avoid any kind of conversation around crime in Gotham, actually. Especially after what happened in high school.
It’s not like he’s ever going to need to drive a getaway car, anyway. As far as Bernard is concerned, it’ll never come up.
Bernard learned to drive from his henchman uncle. The last place he expects to use this skill is at a dinner with his boyfriend's family.
timbern week 2023 day #3 "Be Gay Do Crime" | Dowd Crime Family | Making Out In
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Bookmarked by HelenDamnation
25 Dec 2024