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The Lessons That Transcend Time by seeds
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
07 Jun 2026
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(Still, Percy swallows, following her eyes out to the horizon. "I don't understand. I don't understand why I'm here," he tells her.
Through a slow sigh, Athena counters, "Some things don't need to be understood. They just need to happen.”)
Rescued from death by the hands of Athena, Percy finds himself wandering through ancient Greece without a true destination. Within time, he learns that the borders of Ithaca hold more than he could have ever imagined.
When he and a war-torn Odysseus are pulled far away from the kingdom, thrown back into a test by the Gods, only two questions remain: will they be able to work together to get home, and what will they give to get there?
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18 Jul 2026
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When Alex awoke in a random apartment building in St. Louis Missouri in a completely different body in a fictional universe he just wanted to lay low, help people, get rich, and survive. Not necessarily in that order.
He didn't expect to join the Seven earlier than the canon version of himself did and have himself be latched on to by Homelander of all people simply because he treated him normally and without fear. (Dying once already makes death old hat)
And now he is embroiled in a cold war and tug of war over Homelander with a Nazi and finding himself embedded deeper into Vought each day. Laying low failed successfully he guessed.
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The Line Between Meditation and Murder by Half_DeadSerious
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
15 Jul 2026
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“-Can you swap with Sukuna at will?”
“Sukuna?”
Sukuna tuned back in at the sound of his name reverberating from the brat. He didn’t especially like to deal with sorcerers, not without a fight. And he certainly didn’t think doing so at the moment was a good idea for his sanity or that fragile box of rage he was keeping carefully tucked away.
In for five. Out for eight. Breathe.
“Yeah, that curse you ate?”
“Oh, uh. Mm-hm, yeah, I think I can do that.”
NO.
“Okay! Give us like-”
“Uh, actually, he says.. No?”
"...He says no?"
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Or: SIkuna is not supposed to be alive right now. Or as alive as this even is, sealed in multiple bits of his own flesh. This should not be happening. At all. He'd thought he made it clear that this was the opposite of what he wanted happening.Kenjaku- When I catch you Kenjaku-
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06 Feb 2026
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The Perils of LIVE Editing! (ft. BinggYuan!!!) by seol_xiv
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
15 Jul 2026
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In which Shen Yuan flounces around the PIDW timeline in different roles and makes a mess of everything. He likes to think he helped make some things better, but he’s pretty sure he made things worse too.
Apparently, constantly leaving behind a protagonist that has major abandonment issues was a bad thing.
…Huh, who knew?
If Shen Yuan could go back to redo his first meeting with Luo Binghe (Yes, the one where he pretended to be a fortune teller. No, not the one where he picked him up from the Luo River.)
He thought that it wouldn’t have gone very differently.
After all, how could he have predicted this??!
“A’Yuan,” Luo Binghe (as in LUO BINGHE) purred as he leaned into Shen Yuan’s…well, everything, really. “Would you kindly tell this lord where you’ve been for the past five years?”
Danger! Danger!! Danger!!! Important things must be said three times! And the protagonist looking like he was going to eat him alive was 100% f*cking important okay!?! Also, how the hell did he find out about his identity?!?! SYSTEM! WHAT THE F*CK??!!
(OR: Giving Binggē a happy ending, one version of Shen Yuan at a time!)
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The Life and Times of the radio demon or: how Harry learned you're never fully dressed without a smile by Xandra_Harris
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hazbin Hotel (Web Series), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
10 Jul 2026
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During the battle for the ministry, Harry is caught up in an accident that sends him hurtling through space and time. Landing in Louisiana in early 1900 was taken in by voodoo practitioners and took on the new name of Alastor. Watch as our beloved boy who lives transforms into the man who will one day become one of the most feared overloads in all of hell.
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10 Jul 2021
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Chap 41
Harry is slowly becoming more like alastor and is starting to refer to himself as alastor. He has to deal with a lot of shit, mostly this one rich bitch who’s blackmailed him into doing what she wants; aka pedophile alert. To deal with this shit he strives to be more confident and manipulative, which manifests as a persona called alastor, and as a side effect of all the trauma he has to deal with he has a lot of intrusive violent thoughts. The author does a really good job blending the two characters together while still keeping them in character. I especially like the constant struggle Harry has with his violent instructive thoughts cause he obviously still cares for the people who took him in but he’s so angry and done with being treated like a pet by other people.
Rich bitch threatened to feed alastors parents to him. He tried to run away with his parents but they wanted justice for him. Dad was beaten to a pulp and mom got her brains blown out. Then rich bitch had the gall to sweet talk alastor. So obviously, alastor cracks. He’s kind enough to let rich bitch decide which parents she wants to eat, tortures the other, hacks her throat, and buries himself alive next to his parents. Dude then WAKES UP 25 years later.
Now we’re watching alastor being the classic human alastor that we all know and live, but he’s finally met human angle dust. 👀