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  1. Public Bookmark 30

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    A plane never lands in Rio. A wedding is held, a cake doesn’t fall, an election is lost and a child is born.

    At forty-two, Alex steps into Buckingham Palace for the second time in his life. This time, it’s to celebrate the birthday of Prince Henry’s firstborn son. Prince James looks utterly miserable, and Alex – Alex knows a bit about being eighteen and isolated.

    He decides to stay in London to help James find happiness. And if he pisses off a certain pale, pointy prince with a stick up his ass in the process?

    All the better.

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    06 Sep 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 10

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    "I think he’s coming here on dates just to have an excuse to see you.”

    “That’s ridiculous,” Max said. Because it was.

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    29 Jul 2026

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    12 Jul 2026

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  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    " ‘Look, he bought a coffee machine ‘cause his best friend Pez started drinking coffee and he couldn’t figure out why it wasn’t working, so he asked me to have a look at it and it just so happened that he’d forgotten to plug it in.’

    Said out loud, it sounds stupid as hell. The “dog ate my homework” kind of explanation."

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    OR: a flimsy excuse that leads to an epiphany.

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    08 Jul 2026

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    This is adorable

  5. Public Bookmark 3

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    Hey there. Listen for a second. If you ever get stuck in a novel, try to make it a genre you can live with. There’s only so much you can do about your setting, unless you’re a story hopper (which I’m not), but try to make sensible choices. Refuse the call to action. The author will still try and sabotage you, but you can sabotage right back. Stay rational. They hate that.

    Hi, I’m Arden. And if that sounds like the protagonist of a horny shipfic, that’s because I am.

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    16 May 2026

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