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    The real question is, how to get rid of Umbridge?

    Or: Dumbledore's Army take the removal of the Defense professor into their own hands. Chaos ensues.

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    29 Mar 2026

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    They have Shepard’s pie for dinner. Ron and Hermione watch Harry fill up his plate and only start serving themselves when he picks up his fork and starts eating. Neville laughs into his wine glass.

    “How are you dealing with their mothering, Harry?” he asks.

    Ron opens and closes his mouth for a minute, groping for an excuse. Eventually, Ron says, “He’s just so small, Nev.”

    “Hey,” Harry says. “I’m seventeen. I’m an adult.”

    Ron shakes his head at Neville. “My best friend is an infant.”

     

    A curse regresses Harry to his seventeen year old self, physically and mentally. He doesn’t recognise this strange peaceful wizarding world, but there are two people he does recognise: Ron and Hermione. Based off this tumblr post.

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    29 Mar 2026

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    Harry writes the first draft of his will when he’s fourteen.

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    29 Mar 2026

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    “Is it a bird?” the boy declared dramatically, doing a cartwheel across the floor. “Is it a plane? NO, it’s Superman!”

    He stopped right in front of the actual Superman, rocking on his heels, holding a bright orange pumpkin bucket.

    “Trick or treat!” he announced, eyes wide and sparkling.

    Or; Dick goes trick or treating on the Watchtower

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    22 Mar 2026

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    The earth remembers what glory forgets.

    (Or, the story doesn’t end when the hero leaves, it ends when the garden grows back.)

     

    a character study of Sam Gamgee

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    21 Mar 2026