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    Simon died. Eaten and consumed by the Blood Eel. Not until he wakes up in a place called Erid where sentient rocks live and a guy who can’t seem to wear his glasses the right way.

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    Simon gets thrown into Project Hail Mary because he deserves to be taken care of after the ending in Iron Lung. (basically, in other words. Simon and Grace act stupid, made everyone in Erid their spectators of their stupidity)

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    28 Apr 2026

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    Four days into their stay at Devil's Den Henry went missing.

    And it was up to Hans now to find out just what in God's name happened.

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    24 Mar 2026

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    The story goes like this: Boy wants girl. Boy fucks girl. Boy and girl live happily ever after.

    If they can’t do the boy fucks girl part, what does that mean for the happily ever after?

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    Or, Colin's always been too big. Penelope's always been too tight. Neither of them wanted their brand-new relationship to be this complicated.

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    21 Mar 2026

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    May 31st 1986, two weeks until graduation. Robin, Eddie, and Nancy are all set to walk across the stage, Eddie being given a free pass after the whole ‘almost framed for murder’ thing. The three have been trying to be excited about their graduation, but it feels almost mundane to be excited when Steve wouldn’t be there. They would be sat out on a football field in the blistering heat while waiting for their names to be called, with Dustin and Max in the crowd, cheering them on in Steve's place. There would be fake smiles plastered to all their faces, no matter how realistic they tried to make them.

    None of them have genuinely smiled since Steve got Vecna'd.

    Sixty-Five days. Steve had been in a coma for Sixty-Five days. The doctors keep telling The Party that it doesn't look good, that Steve's injures had been severe, and that they didn't know if, when, he would wake up.

    But they refused to lose hope.

    He'll wake up.

    It's just a matter of time.

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    Five times Steve Harrington didn't wake up, and one time he did.

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    10 Dec 2025

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    Porchay was younger than him. That fact had been glaringly obvious from the beginning of their relationship, but Kim had never stopped to think about what exactly that entailed. That's it until they started having sex and well… the fact that Kim had a horny eighteen years old on his hands (and between his legs) was impossible to ignore.

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    26 Jan 2025