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    Welcome to my conspiracy theory that there is an alternate timeline to the Great Tuna Meltdown of October 2016. What would have happened if Shane *had* stayed the night? This is a look at the evening and morning that could have been.

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    22 May 2026

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    Cardiac tamponade: pressure on that heart that prevents it from filling and beating adequately.

    Shane thought he knew two things: his move to Ottawa would cause chaos, and that the Ottawa Centaurs were nice.

    As it turned out, he only knew one of those things.

    (Or: the Cens are still a team of professional hockey players. They're going to fuck up.)

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    21 May 2026

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    @ russianbear clove 

     roz is so fucking funny man had two seconds to process and he spent them thinking about how to get that ass

    @ icemenace Ro - he's so real

    @ shaneybugbug Libby - oh he's been WAITING for this 

    @ iwant81 Abbie - he was so obviously joking oh my god 

    @ russianbear clove  - ummmm i don't think so

    @ iwant81 Abbie - rozanov likes girls english just isn't his first language so he accidentally made it look like something you freaks are taking advantage of

    @ russianbear clove - so he's joking or it was an accident??? Istg at least chose one

     

    or - Shane Hollander comes out and Ilya loses his mind

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    21 May 2026

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    Shane: Hi.
    Shane: I miss you.
    Shane: How was your day?

    Ilya: DEVASTATING.

    Shane: What?
    Shane: Are you okay?
    Shane: Did something really awful happen, or is this another one of those the animal shelter wouldn’t let you bring home every animal type situations?

    Ilya: No, I am not okay.
    Ilya: I am the furthest from okay.
    Ilya: Troy and Harris broke up.

    Shane: Oh. That sucks.
    Shane: Sorry to hear that.

    Ilya: That’s all you have to say?

    Shane: What else am I supposed to say? It’s sad, but it happens.

    Ilya: We have to fix this!!!!

    Shane: We?

    Ilya: Yes, of course.
    Ilya: Do you not know that by loving me, you are automatically a part of all my schemes and shenanigans?

    Shane: Must have missed that memo.

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    20 May 2026

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    ILYA:
    No one is allowed to question the bride on her wedding day!! You just do what I say!!

    TROY:
    How is that different from literally every other day?

    Or: it's Hollanov wedding day!

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    20 May 2026