Quantumwayoflife
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AU. Voldemort never existed. Harry was in Slytherin at Hogwarts, but failed most of his OWLS and left after fifth year. Now, semi-estranged from his family, he works in a low-level job at the Ministry, unknowingly using intense Occlumency simply to survive from day to day. Master Legilimens Tom Riddle, called to the Ministry to interrogate a criminal, finds himself more than intrigued by the young man with a quiet mind and deep secrets.
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- Part 1 of From Litha to Lammas 2022
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26 Oct 2026
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Harry Potter and the Stupid Fucking Triwizard Tournament by notatakenusername
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Jul 2025
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“‘...issues an apology for what he has said and done.’” Snape finished, flicking the Daily Prophet shut and looking at Harry expectantly. Did he expect him to get upset?
“Borrrrringgg!” Harry blurted out, as Snape’s gaze fixated into a scowl.
“Boring, Potter? Boring? The most publicized newspaper berating you and talking about your pathetic love life is boring?” Snape sneered.
“Yeah, it kinda is,” Harry said as he fake yawned. “My love life isn't pathetic. I don’t even have a love life. Nor do you, and you probably won’t have one anytime soon if your ego continues to stay the same size as your nose.”
The Slytherins gaped at Harry, a few openly chuckling as Snape’s expression shifted into the constipation™ look. Ron abruptly laughed so hard he proceeded to accidentally knock over the bottle of stinksap onto Snape’s robes.
Harry finally burst out laughing. He really couldn’t help it this time.
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The moment Harry James Potter hears his name come out of the stupid, obese, wine-glass doppelganger, (also known as the Goblet of Fire), he's done holding himself back. Cue the chaos that happens when he gives into his impulsive thoughts.
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- Part 1 of crack fics
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A series of one-shots and short chaptered stories, mostly focused on Harry, that I'll be posting between Halloween and the winter solstice. Some of them are related to previous stories I've posted, but not to each other.
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19 Oct 2026
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"it's all lies, darling."
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"Good morning, Mummy," the child mumbled, his voice soft and sweet, yet intelligent, far more advanced than any toddler should sound.
Harry froze, his mind racing. Mummy? No. No, no, no. This was wrong.
The child reached up toward him, his little arms stretching in that universal sign of wanting attention.
"Daddy said wake up. We have to go to Daddy."
"Hey," Harry whispered, his voice hoarse as he knelt beside the bed, "You... you’re not-"
"Where’s Daddy?" the child interrupted, his voice even more demanding now, "Daddy told me wake up. We go to him."
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Harry Potter walks to the Forbidden Forest, and is killed by Voldemort, just like the stars foretold.
But, he hadn't expected, to be pulled into an alternate reality, by his other self, where he is the wife to the Minister of Magic, has a son, and may or may not be a revolutionary with a lot of secrets.
The thing is, Harry cannot understand, was why was he brought here?
And what exactly happened before that caused everything to change?
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- Part 1 of refuse, resist, rebel, revolt
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